*and now we're back at sarah's house in ffxiv-- wow*

nanashi: *being lazy on sarah's couch as a nanashi does* 

aubert: *̷͇̥͗́A̷̪̓̈́̄̚G̷̱̉G̵͕͔̭̓͜R̵͕̰͕͇̬̔̎Ë̶̲̥̥̹͋̈̚S̸̢̥͐̈́͗S̴̤̪͜͝I̵̱̲̩͓͘͜V̸͇͚̗̪̊̈E̶̠̘̮̲̋̇̓͋ͅ ̴̨̠̪͠͠B̵͚̩͍̗͇͛̂͊Ã̵̢͙̩̩̰̾̒N̵͙̠̗̎̍́̏͝G̴̜̹̦̏̐̍͝I̴͇̹̯͕͙͐̍͝Ṅ̶̘̱̃Ģ̷̈́ ̴̱̏Ö̸̺͈̟̘́̔͝N̷̻̜̑̎̄̉ ̶̢͈̃̓̀S̷̫̕A̵̱̓Ŗ̴̥̉̃Ą̶͙̺̝̒̄͊̽͝Ḣ̶̻̌́͠'̴̛̟͎̜̈́͊̎S̶͇̦̆͠ͅ ̵̖̹̽̀͋͊D̷̨̰̘̳̫̒̍Ő̷̠̦̋͐͝Ó̶͍̻̝̈̓̏̚R̶̨̳͗ ̵̫̊W̸̟͑̐͌́I̶̜̪̼̤̘̽̈̔̕T̵̤̎̐͒͌H̸͔̺̥͇̠̽ ̶̫̄͊̒F̶̢̼̈̊̀̒L̷̛̟̦̝̂̒͠O̶̡̖͍̤̎̐̅̐W̶̭̦̭̆̉̆̎̉E̸̼̔Ȑ̴̦̯̐S̴̢̘͕̤̱̔̏̌͘ ̵̛͍̳͉͕̄͌̉̈ͅÎ̵̙̽͆͜N̶̢̦̙̤̊ ̴̡̡̰͉̘͐͘̕H̷̛̤̤̀Î̶̥Ṡ̷̢̢̺̀̈́ ̵̜̉͒̅͘͝Ḣ̷̡̨̺͋͜Ä̷̧̠́̽̋N̶̨̳̙̬͂́̿̽͠Ḑ̷̗̲̼̯̀͂͆̑̈*̶̡̖̣̝́̃̆

sarah: ＷＨＡｔ *violently opens her door* oh, its you...... HEY MELODY AUBERT IS HERE TO SEE YOU

melody: *walking over to the door* auberT? *ear flick of annoyance* 

aubert: 𝓱𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓸 𝓵𝓸𝓿𝓮𝓵𝔂, 𝓲 𝓱𝓸𝓹𝓮 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓬𝓪𝓷 𝓯𝓸𝓻𝓰𝓲𝓿𝓮 𝓶𝓮 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓹𝓸𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓰-- *cOuGH* ♥ anyways, have these flowers ♥ *sticks the flowers in melody's face*

melody: ......thanks for the flowers i guess? *takes the flowers and throws them at nanashi's face while aubert isnt looking* THEYRE FROM SCORPIA

nanashi: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

scorpia: *leaning on the wall in the corner of the room* ᴡʜᴀᴛ ಠ_ಠ

aubert: *looking over my shoulder into sarah's house* 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐍????! *literally just walks in*

sarah: 🅶🅴🆃 🅾🆄🆃 🅾🅵 🅼🆈 🅷🅾🆄🆂🅴

aubert: *̵̟̏̋ï̵͚̈́̌g̶̩̽̎n̸̖̱̝̄̍̾o̵̗̓͑́r̶̗͒̆ỉ̷͉̜̽̔ͅn̵̨̟̲͒̆̾g̴̹̈́ ̵̲͍̥̄̚s̸͚̱͌à̴̪̰̤͂̈r̶̭̖̟͌́ă̶͉̫͕͂̒ḩ̵̻͂̍̈́ ̸̘̟͒̎i̸̜̲͂̐̒n̴̻̏̓t̷̪̾̑͒e̴̥͖̰͘ń̷̘̈́s̸̰̲̯̎͝ḯ̵̪̮̀̕f̸̯̍̂ï̴̠e̶̟̱͊ş̷̲̮̅͒̅*̷̻̬̹̉͋̉

*albert falls into sarah's house through the roof which means there is now a hole in her roof*

sarah: great, now theres a hole in my roof

albert: my mission to find a woman in ishgard failed, they were not impressed by my height......

aubert: 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽𝓼 𝓫𝓮𝓬𝓪𝓾𝓼𝓮 𝓲𝓯 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓬𝓸𝓶𝓹𝓪𝓻𝓮 𝓾𝓼 𝓿𝓲𝓮𝓻𝓪𝓼 𝓽𝓸 𝓮𝓵𝓮𝔃𝓮𝓷𝓼-- 𝔀𝓮𝓵𝓵, 𝔀𝓮'𝓻𝓮 𝓼𝓱𝓸𝓻𝓽

albert: *realization*ʸᵒᵘ ˢᵉⁿᵗ ᵐᵉ ᵗᵒ ᶠⁱⁿᵈ ᵃ ʷᵒᵐᵃⁿ ⁱⁿ ⁱˢʰᵍᵃʳᵈ ᵇᵉᶜᵃᵘˢᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ᵏⁿᵉʷ ⁿᵒⁿᵉ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉᵐ ʷᵒᵘˡᵈ ˡⁱᵏᵉ ᵐᵉ!!!¹!¹!!

aubert: 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥𝕤 𝕣𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥, 𝕓𝕣𝕠𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣. 𝕚 𝕤𝕖𝕥 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕦𝕡

*aubert and albert arguing about whos the more handsome twin* 

thancred: *walks in and facepalms* you two are identical, you have the same amount of handsomeness

albert: oh my god-- could it be?

aubert: 𝔂𝓮𝓼, 𝓫𝓻𝓸𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓻-- 𝓲𝓽𝓼 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓷𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓭

albert: thancred! you're my idol!! ive always wanted to be just like you!!

aubert: 𝕨𝕖𝕝𝕝 𝕠𝕓𝕧𝕚𝕠𝕦𝕤𝕝𝕪 𝕚𝕧𝕖 𝕓𝕖𝕖𝕟 𝕞𝕠𝕣𝕖 𝕤𝕦𝕔𝕔𝕖𝕤𝕤𝕗𝕦𝕝 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕓𝕖𝕔𝕒𝕦𝕤𝕖 𝕚 𝕙𝕒𝕧𝕖 𝕞𝕪𝕤𝕖𝕝𝕗 𝕒 𝕘𝕚𝕣𝕝𝕗𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕟𝕕 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕕𝕠𝕟𝕥 *pulls melody over to him by the waist*

melody: *looking very offended and whipping tail around in annoyance*

sarah: *𝖎 𝖘𝖜𝖊𝖆𝖗 𝖙𝖔 𝖌𝖔𝖉 𝖎𝖒 𝖆𝖇𝖔𝖚𝖙 𝖙𝖔 𝖆𝖙𝖙𝖆𝖈𝖐 𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖘 𝖌𝖚𝖞 𝖒𝖔𝖉𝖊*

alphinaud: *comes running in and angry british accent mode* YOU THERE, *points at aubert*

aubert: ｗｈａｔ ｄｏ ｙｏｕ ｎｅｅｄ ｓｈｏｒｔｙ

alphinaud: UNHAND HER AT ONCE. THAT IS MY GIRLFRIEND, NOT YOURS.

aubert: *turns to melody* 𝓵𝓸𝓿𝓮𝓵𝔂, 𝓲𝓼 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓽𝓻𝓾𝓮?

melody: 🆈 🅴 🆂

albert: *ʟᴀᴜɢʜɪɴɢ ʜɪꜱ ʜᴇᴀᴅ ᴏꜰꜰ*

aubert: .........

*in the end alphinaud gave aubert an angry lecture while hugging melody and albert made fun of aubert for the rest of his life*