She/Him

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22/01/22 9:58 Calling...

"You've reached Knights Diner Hotline! How may I help you?"

"And we meet once again beautiful."

"Sir, we have never met."

"*gasp* You forgot about me calling?"

"No, unfortunately, I haven't. But we actually have never met."

"Yeah, yeah. Calling and meeting are the same things"

"Mhm, sure. Are you going to order?"

"No... it's 10 in the morning, why would I order?"

"..."

"Hello?"

"Why did you call if  you weren't going to order?"

"I was bored."

"..."

"Mystery Girl? You there?"

"This is a diner hotline. Once again, not a chatting service. I have two people on hold at the moment, and they actually want to order. Please stop wasting my time and holding the line up."

"Oh. Then can I have your real number?"

"..."

"Mystery Girl?"

"..."

"Am I talk-"

The Call Has Ended

"ing to thin air? Wait, did she just hang up on me?"