Hey guyss!! 😭
I just want to thank you all my beloved, angelic readers for getting me to two thousand reads!
Yep you heard me, The Art of Fake dating has gotten to TWO THOUSAND READS!

Where can I start from? I can't list y'all names because it will be too much..but I know every one of you by heart and I love you wherever you are.
Thank you for giving my book a chance ✨🥺🌹 I'm not one of the best writers out there but I'm glad you guys enjoy my work despite the grammatical errors.

I'm really grateful 🌹✨🖤

Really.

Enjoy!

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Well that went crazy.

After Mrs Alao, the super holy vice principal yelled at I and Rihanna for a close thirty minutes, she ended her words with a "you must not try it again". Tch, for a moment, I thought she was going to do something drastic to us. Not that it will surpass though, being a DaSilva has major perks.

After discharging us, I left the office before Rihanna, not wanting another encounter with her that will probably drive me to do something nasty to her again. I wonder what she was doing these days that's making me lose my self control very often. First it's the caring mode now it's the fact I can't control myself from bursting out in anger.

Let's not even talk of the wet dreams I have every night from the intense stuff we do in our dreams.

Yes, you heard right, I have been having wet dreams for five days a week in a roll. As much as I tried to make sure my last minute thought is not about her by either watching traumatizing horror movies or playing Call of Duty with my cousins (and whipping their ass), it still didn't work. And no matter how I try to get my dream self not to be seduced by her totally insane, half naked body, it doesn't work because she always knows the button to push to get me on my knees.

And it's beginning to manifest in reality.

I sighed softly and jammed my hands in my pockets, ignoring the attention the girls were giving me. The only thing to do right now was to totally eradicate her from my mind, pretend that she didn't exist...that she was merely a figment of my imagination which I would soon discard.

Well...it didn't sound so good but I had no choice. I had to start ignoring her because she was taking my sanity away bit by fucking bit!

"Broo, where you been?"

I looked up to see Dayo staring at me. His hair had been done into a neat all back and I must say, it really suited him well.

"What's up man?" I greeted him and we shook our hands in our 'bro like' manner.

"I'm good. Haven't seen you in a while though. The drama in this school has reduced by half. I haven't even heard of Nathaniel and Efua anymore" he said.

True, the school was quiet these days.

"I wonder why."

"Prolly cause of the competitions that are coming up soon. Especially the sports competition. Saint Lucas isn't known to lose you know"

"Oh well. Have you seen Amir?"

"Nope. I was even about to ask you. I asked Justice but it looked like something horrible happened between her and him"

"Oh he did something all right"

Oh man..

Empress and Rihanna walked towards us with dark expressions on their faces. For the first time in a while I saw Empress in her normal skirt, without any humongous blazer to cover her up.

And well...she looked...

The look on Dayo's face as he stared at her said it all, Empress looked very hot.

And then Rihanna.

I tried not to stare at her, tried to distract myself with staring at the girls who were looking at me from the junior class and giggling. When they caught me staring at them, they gasped and ran into their classes.

A small smirk appeared on my face.

"He did what?!"  Dayo's voice shouted, breaking me out of my thoughts.

He looked pissed, very very pissed.

"Oh you heard me. He broke up with Justice because of Keisha" Empress snapped.

"Are you sure? Justice told this to you?" He asked, raising an eyebrow.

See? Thank God I wasn't the only one who doubted Amir's ability to use and dump.

"I'm sure. Justice loves this guy but he turned his back on her and went to go back to that slimy dog!" She shouted.

"Well calm down! Why are you shouting at me like I did it?" He snapped, getting defensive.

"Because you are the friend of the asshole who did you slow dunce!" She retorted. I saw his gaze slid down to her lips and to her chest. I tried very hard to hide the smile that was threatening to burst out.

Awww, looks like Dayo wants somebody.

"Enough Empress. I've had enough of your character and screaming. Go find Amir and throw your shit at him. I'm done here" he said angrily and stormed out.

"Ass" she muttered and turned to glare at me. I raised my hands in a defense manner.

"Warn your friends abeg. I don't get why one will be stupid and the other damn annoying" she snarled and stormed off.

It was when she sighed that I knew Rihanna had been there all along. She was staring at something I couldn't see, like she was staring into space.

"Aren't you gonna follow your friend?" I asked. She turned her gaze to me but she didn't say anything.

"She was right though. Warn your friends Zayne. Because any of them that hurts mine will get it from me, you included." She said softly.

"Are you threatening me sweetheart?" I drawled, making sure she gets the hint of mockery in my tone. She smiled sweetly, a smile that would have swayed another guy but not me, as I knew she wasn't smiling because she liked me.

"Aww Zayne, don't think you're the supreme lord or something. I can threaten you if I want to. But then, I don't like to fight immediately, that's why I'm warning you. I don't want to see Amir near Justice hm? If I do, it won't be so nice" she said and blew me a kiss before turning to walk away.

I should be angry, annoyed or probably have my ego bruised at having somebody, worse, a girl threaten me.

But all I could think of was how hot she was, cat walking away with her swaying hips and how I couldn't wait for her to get me.

And how she has gotten my weakness.

This time, in reality.

Looks like they've gotten Zayne's mumu button 😭 😂

Omooo...the drama is coming in hot and sizzling 🥵🥵🥵

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