HARRY: I...just want a boyfriend/girlfriend.

HERMOINE: *pops out of nowhere* Its about time,bitch.

HARRY: *ahem* Alright what are my options?

HERMOINE: Alright *shows Cho's picture* so this one has a lot of money and would treat you good and you'd be set for life.

HERMOINE: uhmmm *shows cedric's picture* and this one would be really nice to you and he treats his mom well.

HERMOINE: *shows ginny's picture* This one is like totally obsessed and in love with you.

HERMOINE: and these are some actually good ones.

HARRY: *looks at Draco's picture curiously*

HERMOINE: *sees what harry is looking at* This one...This one doesn't want you at all so ignore that one and umm this-

HARRY: W-why doesn't that one want me?

HERMOINE: It doesn't matter and he would treat you like shit anyways so just ignore it.

HARRY: B-but W-whats his name?

HERMOINE: Are you serious?You have all these options.

HARRY: Yeah I want that one.

HARRY: The one that doesn't want me..That's-that's the one I want.

HERMOINE: . . .

HERMOINE: Dumb.

HERMOINE: Dumb as hell.

HARRY: *points to draco* Can I have that one,please?

HERMOINE: . . .

HERMOINE: Sure,take it.

HERMOINE: I don't-I don't give a fuck.Just take him.

HARRY:*takes draco *

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