Me:*Sitting on the couch watching Bluey while eating Cheeto's*

Pepppermint came through the door and rubbed his hair.

Me: "Hey, how was the date?"

Peppermint: "It was good"

He smiled and looked down.

Me: "Why's your tie undone?"

Peppermint: "O-Oh, I-it's nothing"

Me: "Mm-hm"

Peppermint: "I-I'm..just gonna go clean myself up"

He walked away.

Me: "Hehe oh, pep, I got you two in 4K, doing the bang-bang haha"

Me:*Looks at the readers* "What? I said he was gonna give her good ding-ding. But don't tell him"