I didn't want to repost the stort times separately so have them all at once.

................. PART 1.

Hello my sexy potatoes. From now on I'm calling y'all sexy potatoes.

Anyway, so I'm a person with a creative mind and a lot of thoughts, so why not share a story with you guys. I call this:

The day Hatari got lost in the woods for the first time

Ok, so basically it happened around 3 years ago. Me and my family go to this place every summer, it's really hard to access it as getting there by car is almost impossible (my dad is a pro tho) AND it's in the middle of the woods.

It's a quiet place which inspired fics like Our Last Ride and Rain. It is near a lake that sits in a middle of the forest. You are surrounded by gigantic pine trees and complete mystery.

My dad goes there to fish, my mom usually reads or paints, and I... I daydream. That place has an atmosphere with allows me to get into my fantasy world, I can imagine many things when I'm there.

So, one time I was daydreaming and I got really deep into the woods. I couldn't see anything apart from trees. At first I didn't understand that I got lost because I thought that I was still on the track, but it turned out to be NOT true.

I didn't panic at first, I started going back little by little, but I just couldn't see the trail anywhere. That forest is extremely vast so getting lost in it is very dangerous.

I started panicking a bit later, what didn't help was that I didn't have my phone with me. But you know, god bless my survival instincts. I calmed down, took a deep breath and started following a frog.

Yes. A frog.

The frog led me to one part of the lake and from there on in 20 minutes I found my way out.

No one even noticed that I was gone rip lmao

Anyway that's the story I just felt like sharing

......................... PART 2

Who the fuck stole the sausages?

So it happened around 4 years ago if I'm not mistaken. My dad took us all to a lake, but not just a simple lake. The whole area around the lake was filled with tiny houses that a family could rent, so they wouldn't have to sleep in a tent.

We rented a small house number 5 around 100m away from the lake and it was amazing! It even had a mini fridge and a tv. Me and my brother got a room together while my oldest brother went to our uncle's rented house.

During the day we went swimming and so on, cooked some skewers and it was really fun, during the night it was a bit scarier because I stumbled upon some witch ritual but that's a story for another time.

So this is where it all starts. My brother woke me up at 7 AM in the morning and told me to go outside with him. However, the only way out of the room was the window, because the front door was locked and the key was with my parents in their room. So, we climbed out of the window. Keep in mind that I was only like 13 years old and 150cm tall and the window was almost 2m above the ground.

We still managed it and I decided to go and pick some wild berries because im a slut for berries. Seriously if you buy me a box of strawberries and raspberries I will marry you on the spot.

Anyway, while I was picking wild blueberries (a wild kageyama has appeared!) my brother went off somewhere.

I remember I heard him running towards me like 8 minutes later with 7 sausages in his hands.

"Where did you get them?" i asked

"I stole them. Someone was making breakfast but I took them" he explained

So we hid, ate the goddamn sausages and then we heard

"WHO TF STOLE MY SAUSAGES?"

It was fun

- ur local sausage thief hatari (that just sounds like I'm walking around stealing ya mans dick)

................ PART 3

So last time I mentioned a witch ritual so I'm gonna tell you about that in a bit, first some of my personal paranormal experiences.

I live in an older part of the town which used to be full of soldiers during war. The 7 now apartment buildings were used as a place for soldiers to stay and my apartment complex in particular was also used as "soldier hospital". It's really old and it's only natural that it could be a bit haunted (not to mention many people have died in this apartment complex. The most recent death being a couple of months ago).

So when I was younger I used to be afraid of being home alone and would try avoid that at all costs, however one time I was eating and my dad said that he has to leave and left me alone in the apartment. I was sitting in my room and as I turned to the door I swear I saw a someone pass by, but I was alone so it scared the shit out of me.

If we look at more recent events then I can tell you about my sightings of a "shadow figure". Basically it's a phenomenon that occurs to some people who can see dark human like figures somewhere in their room just standing, but they disappear once you try to approach them. And I've been seeing one in mine and my brothers room, it scares me a lot. It also shows up when I have sleep paralysis (like once every three months or so)

Okay okay, this one time I downloaded this app as a joke (after watching Ghost Adventures). It would show me a word that would be created by energy fluctuations or smth. So I took it as a joke obvs. I was petting my dog on my bed one day and suddenly the app showed "animal" and "bed" WHAT ARE THE CHANCES
i was actually spooked.

Anyway, so about the witch ritual. While being at the lake I decided to go out at night (see my last entry for a full story on ze lake houses). I always loved and still love going out at night and I always stayed one the sandy path while being there so I wouldn't get lost

The area was surrounded by woods and I saw something in the distance, I followed the light and some noises and saw like 9 people around a fire wearing some weird clothes. God bless the sandy path that I was on because I made no noise when I was walking.

So I got closer and hit behind a tree like 10m away from them. They were chanting something I couldn't understand and kept lifting their arms up and down.

Then they started walkinv around the fire throwing something in it, I couldn't see what. Then one of them took something that looked like a goddamn dead bird and yelled something before throwing it in a fire aswell.

By that time I was really creeped out so I slowly backed away. In the morning I noticed a lot of birds flying into that direction, I checked on it again and only the remains of the fire were left.

I don't know what it was. It was either a witch ritual or some satanic shit. Either way after it my 6th sense became much better, so I'm basically a wizard now.

.................PART 4

Bird whisperer

Ok so basically as I have said before, my mom and I take care of animals (because she owns an animal shelter) and so on.

Today while walking my dog I noticed something really white in the grass and that something was moving. So I walked closer to it anD IT WAS A BEAUTIFUL WHITE PIGEON.

so naturally I took it home with me.

It didn't seem to fly, but was not injured so my mother guessed that he must have fallen and was in shock.

I found a box and put it in there, and I just spent some time casually talking to a pigeon, no big deal. AnD THEN IT CLIMBED ON MY HAND

AND THEN I PUT IT ON MY SHOULDER AND IT JUST SAT THERE LOOKING AROUND

THAT PIGEON LOVES ME I FEEL SO BLESSED

HOLY CASTIEL HAS SENT ME A MESSAGE FROM THE LORD HALLELUJAH

anyway I'm basically a bird whisperer now so ye

......... PART 5

"Berry thief Hatari"

Ok so basically last year we had a class trip to one of Lithuania's biggest botanic gardens in our capital (I'm translating from Lithuanian, I have no clue how it's actually called) which belongs to one of the universities.

At first we went into this building and did some experiments with some plants and so on, it wasn't interesting. And then they said that we will have a tour around the garden.

I must mention that the teacher who was responsible for my group was my chemistry teacher and she is the most hilarious person ever. She's also immortal, like she was a teacher when my mom was a student and SHE IS STILL A HYPER LADY LIKE SHE SHOULD BE LIKE 60 Y.O YET SHE RUNS AROUND LIKE A 20 Y.O

anyway, the garden IS HUGE. At first we went to this Japanese themed garden. There were koi fish there! And a bonsai tree! It was really cool. We went around and it was good until we reached this gate.

Our tour guy opened them after warning us not to run off too far. We were met by this giant forest of apple and pear trees with these GIANT RED APPLES. We got to take some and they were delicious. Then, we climbed up hill and they showed us the grape garden. IT WAS SO BIG

AND SO MANY GRAPES!! IT WAS LIKE GRAPE HEAVEN! They let us take some so every one rushed down the hill to get it. I managed to take a lot of green, seedless ones.

And now the main part.

The berry garden.

Strawberries, wild strawberries, blueberries, raspberries THEY HAD EVERYTHING THERE. Of course we all started eating them until they showed us a bunch of bushes.

19 different species of heathberries.

I must note that I fucking love heathberries.

They allowed us to take some APART from the biggest ones. There were only two bushes of that kind.

But I love heathberries.

So while the guy was talking I sneaked around and got a few. AND I KID YOU NOT MY TASTE BUDS STARTED DOING BACKFLIPS.

So i took more.

And more.

I eventually had a whole box which I hid in my bag and ate those berries on the bus home.

I would have been fined of the guy knew I took them, but on lmao I don't care.

............ PART 6

Today I'd like to share a story my mom told me like 5 minutes ago.

I am an animal lover, my mom is an animal lover and we both do our best to protect poor dogs and cats from being mistreated.

Okay so a few days ago my mom got a phone call from a veterinarian who said:

"A healthy 4-5 year old german shepard was brought. The old lady wants to put him down, what do I do?"

My mom, as the owner of a shelter, drove there to see for herself. She saw a beautiful german shepard, he was shy but all in all he was a perfectly fine dog.

The old lady's excuse was:

"My son left his dog here and moved out! I don't need it! I hate this dog. I have my own little dog at home which I love very much. This dog killed 30 chickens of mine last night!"

My mom took the dog to the shelter and this guy immediately took interest in him. Upon closer inspection my mom knew that he was beaten, everytime she wanted to pet him he would try to hide or lay down which is not usual for a dog.

So this guy takes the dog (named Rex before, my mom renamed him to Rox for better luck) and gives him a second chance, Rox is a happy german shepard now with a loving owner.

HOWEVER

the story doesn't end here.

My mom put a post on facebook telling a short story about Rox and people were happy for him until this comment appears.

"You don't know the full story and you dare to put this here. I hope you told the new owner what this dog does"

That was the same old lady.

So people started kinda attacking her for "trying to put down a healthy dog, it is against the law"

And the lady's sister appeared with the REAL STORY

the truth is that her son and his wife are always arguing with her, she hates his wife. The son took his wife on a trip last weekend and left their loved dog with her. As revenge the lady tried to put it down. SHE TRIED TO KILL A DOG BECAUSE SHE HATES HER SONS WIFE.

THE SON AND HIS WIFE WERE SO SHOCKED WHEN THEY CAME BACK AND FOUND OUT WHAT SHE DID.

however they cannot take the dog back as it was given away already

Fucking stupid old lady

Let's murder her

............

Yay so that's it.
I'll continue from Part 7.

-hatari