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valerie casablancas x elijah hewson
chapter three || 🎬🤍🦢

❝ you betrayed me! ❞

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deuxmoi DEUXMOI EXCLUSIVE... Valerie Casablancas & Elijah Hewson enjoying a walk through nyc after being seen cozying up together at a bar 📸 KATE

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username1 what the fuck

username2 this is ultimate nepo baby relationships

username3 oh bobby is gonna kill him 😭

username4 we know these divas (im so insanely jealous)

username5 who and who?

username6 i love when hot people date other hot people

username7 @bobbyskeetz are you breathing??

username8 crazy crossover

username9 She's so WOWOWNDHEBEATUTIFUL and he's just short

username10 bro does not wanna be there

username11 they're combining their joint nepo baby and maximising it

username12 when i said inhalerxval i didn't mean elijah....

imessage
ELIJAH
08:29 am

bobby
why are the streets saying you
hooked up with valerie casablancas

elijah
like... julian's kid? where did you
spawn this from?

bobby

you are a slimy little cunt.

elijah
oh

bobby
tf you mean "oh"

elijah
i didn't know my valerie was that
valerie

bobby
"my valerie" im gonna kill you bro i
mean that. don't bother coming home.
not only are you a CHEATER. you
cheated with me with the loml

elijah
you never had a chance

bobby
oh die.

bobby
did you actually hook up with her?

elijah
no well i kissed her

bobby
die

elijah
we went to her aparentment and do
you wanna know what we did??

bobby
ik we've had these conversations before
eli but we were teenagers and it feels more
icky knowing who she is

elijah
not like that jesus fuck

elijah
you absolute pleb.

bobby
you can't say that mr nepo baby

bobby
i'll get you cancelled dont pmo

elijah
we went to hers and we ate fucking
brownies and ice cream with a bottle
of vodka that was so vile i'm positive it
was in her cupboard for at least a decade

elijah
nothing happened

elijah
fucking deux moi

bobby
you have to introduce me

elijah
fuck off robert

bobby
how dare you? i can't believe
you've done this to me
read at 9:20

chapter three ‼️‼️

this fic is just a cute funny giggly fic for the first like 25 chapters and then the last couple are... 😝