LALISA MANOBAN
CHAT NOW?
YES     |     NO

YOU:
not another weirdo pls 🤞

LALISA MANOBAN:
excuse me???

LALISA MANOBAN:
fyi mister, i'm far from
being a weirdo.

YOU:
okay phew 'cuz u know
i met too many girls
today and i've just had
enough of this app

YOU:
wait, lalisa manoban?
aren't you that youtuber?

LALISA MANOBAN:
sigh mkay i guess it's
time i should tell you

LALISA MANOBAN:
i'm not that lalisa you're
talking about. tbvh i'm just
a poser using her identity
bc i'm very much shy to
show my face and my
real name

YOU:
naNi??

YOU:
what if a fan recognized
you and tells the real
lalisa about this?

YOU:
bc of this, lalisa might
be involved in a false
rumor of her using a
dating app that could
bring her career down.

YOU:
i'm just concerned as
a fellow youtuber

YOU:
as a friend* oof autocorrect
got me there 🥴

LALISA MANOBAN:
friend? i don't think
she even knows you

LALISA MANOBAN:
but yeah, you have a point

YOU:
so,, will you stop
pretending to be
someone you're not?

LALISA MANOBAN:
no

YOU:
aw come on, i won't
disconnect until you
change your profile

LALISA MANOBAN:
why would i?

YOU:
because you're not lalisa!

LALISA MANOBAN:
why are you so concerned
about her???

YOU:
because someone
innocent like her doesn't
deserve the consequences!

YOU:
if you're a real fan, you
should know that

LALISA MANOBAN:
i'm not a fan

LALISA MANOBAN:
because i'm her

YOU:
i told you to stop
pretending to be her

LALISA MANOBAN:
i am not!

LALISA MANOBAN:
because i really am her!

LALISA MANOBAN:
i just said that because
i thought you were
a fan of mine

YOU:

YOU:
are you fr

LALISA MANOBAN:
yes bihh

YOU:
...

YOU:
you know i still don't
believe you, right?

LALISA MANOBAN:

YOU:
omg it iS YOU

YOU:
WHY DIDN't YOU
TELL ME SOONER???

LALISA MANOBAN:
I WAS TELLING YOU
BUT YOU WOULDN't
BELIEVE ME

YOU:
oH GOLLY THIS IS
EXCITING I CAN't
BELIEVE I MET A
FAMOUS YOUTUBER
ON A DATING APP
😆👏👏👏

LALISA MANOBAN:
so... jeon jungkook?

YOU:
yeS that's me

LALISA MANOBAN:
why does your name
sound oddly familiar

YOU:
it's because everyone
knows me? 🤪

LALISA MANOBAN:
but i don't know you

YOU:

YOU:
hOW COULD YOU NOT
KNOW ME i mean i know
you and i watched one of
your videos where your
boyfriend did your makeup
😩

LALISA MANOBAN:
omg why that video

LALISA MANOBAN:
u gotta admit, that
video was trash

YOU:
no, sehun actually
did a great job

LALISA MANOBAN:
yeah okay but i bet
anyone could do
better than that
piece of trash 😪

YOU:

YOU:
if you have a boyfriend,
why are you using this
dating app???

YOU:
are you...

LALISA MANOBAN:
nU NU NU I AIN't
CHEATING oKaY

LALISA MANOBAN:
we broke up a few
months ago

YOU:
oh

YOU:
i'm sorry, i didn't know

LALISA MANOBAN:
it's okay lol

YOU:
but both of you seemed
really happy together

YOU:
what happened?

LALISA MANOBAN:
he cheated on me

YOU:
oooh shit man

LALISA MANOBAN:
ikr

LALISA MANOBAN:
ok i'm going ✈️ detective
mode and find out who
you are bc your name is
really bothering me 🧐

LALISA MANOBAN:
gotta blast 🚀

LALISA MANOBAN HAS
DISCONNECTED