[TWILIGHT]

E P I G R A P H

❝So, you drink blood, huh? Sounds gross.❞

❝Laura, you literally eat brains.❞

❝So what? Are you judging me, Sparkles? If so, I will eat you.❞

❝You're so weird.❞

C A S T

Rose McIver as Laura Swan

Robert Pattinson as Edward Cullen

Michael Trevino (Still hot, but less hotter than Ian Somerhalder) as Nathaniel Cullen

And the rest of the Twilight cast as Themselves

A/N: I'M JUST GONNA GET THIS OUT THERE AND SAY THAT I WAS GOING TO KILL BELLA OFF BY GETTING HER HIT WITH A CAR, BUT THE STORY WOULDN'T HAVE MADE SENSE OTHERWISE SO I'M NOT DOING THAT. I ALSO WANTED TO ADD IAN INTO IT SO IT'S BASICALLY A LOSE-WIN-WIN SCENARIO.

ENJOY MY NEW BOOK!

❝I AM ALREADY DEAD.❞