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•• 𝗐𝗁𝖾𝗇 𝗌𝗈𝗆𝖾𝗈𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗀𝗈𝖾𝗌 𝗐𝗋𝗈𝗇𝗀 𝗂𝗇 𝗒𝗈𝗎𝗋 𝗅𝗂𝖿𝖾;
𝗃𝗎𝗌𝗍 𝗒𝖾𝗅𝗅 '𝗉𝗅𝗈𝗍 𝗍𝗐𝗂𝗌𝗍' 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖻𝖾 𝖽𝗈𝗇𝖾 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝗂𝗍 ••

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𝙨𝙪𝙢𝙢𝙖𝙧𝙮:

𝔍ulie Stone was an orphan who got hit by a bus, trying not to hit a kid. Her whole life was meaningless. She didn't know where she was going.

And when she died and woke up as a bushy-haired girl—who desperately needed conditioner—in a world that apparently wasn't hers... Well, let's just say that was a 𝘁𝘄𝗶𝘀𝘁 she did not expect.

But the thing about 𝘁𝘄𝗶𝘀𝘁𝘀 is that even when they are let go of, they twist to the other side.

Let's just say, Julie was about to get real nauseous. Or better yet. Hermione was about to get real nauseous.

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". . . .Just tell me I'm real."

"You're real, baby, you are. . . ."

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𝒆𝒎𝒎𝒂 𝒘𝒂𝒕𝒔𝒐𝒏

𝖺𝗌
𝖧𝖤𝖱𝖬𝖨𝖮𝖭𝖤
❝ the dramatic little shit ❞

❛ Those weren't my exact words but yes. She criticized my leather jacket! ❜

❛ So what if I passed out? Maybe I was just a little tired. . . .❜

𝒅𝒂𝒏𝒊𝒆𝒍 𝒓𝒂𝒅𝒄𝒍𝒊𝒇𝒇𝒆

𝖺𝗌
𝖧𝖠𝖱𝖱𝖸 𝖯𝖮𝖳𝖳𝖤𝖱
❝ the sassy dumbarse ❞

❛ When you've all finished deciding whether I'm going to die or not! ❜

❛ I s'pose Lord Voldemort's just a warm-up act compared to you three ❜

𝒓𝒖𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒕 𝒈𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒕

𝖺𝗌
𝖱𝖮𝖭 𝖶𝖤𝖠𝖲𝖫𝖤𝖸
❝ the goofy loyal moron ❞

❛ Goyle's mum'll be really pleased, though, he's loads better looking now. . . . ❜

❛ If you want to do it, it's up to you, Prongslet ❜

𝒃𝒆𝒏 𝒃𝒂𝒓𝒏𝒆𝒔

𝖺𝗌
𝖲𝖨𝖱𝖨𝖴𝖲 𝖡𝖫𝖠𝖢𝖪
❝ the diva murderer ❞

❛ I'm dead Sirius ❜

❛ There isn't a rule stating that I can't flirt with the Queen ❜

𝒋𝒂𝒎𝒆𝒔 𝒑𝒉𝒆𝒍𝒑𝒔

𝖺𝗌
𝖥𝖱𝖤𝖣 𝖶𝖤𝖠𝖲𝖫𝖤𝖸
❝ the lovely moronic prankster ❞

❛ I love hearing Mum shouting at someone else, it makes such a nice change ❜

❛ Did my amazingness leave you speechless? ❜

𝒃𝒐𝒏𝒏𝒊𝒆 𝒘𝒓𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕

𝖺𝗌
𝖦𝖨𝖭𝖭𝖸 𝖶𝖤𝖠𝖲𝖫𝖤𝖸
❝ the badarse ginger sister ❞

❛ 'Cause he's being stupid, its proper name is Pigwidgeon ❜

❛ They were talking about Hermione Granger and one of the Weasley twins sleeping in the common room. I thought they meant Ron. ❜

𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒓𝒆𝒘 𝒈𝒂𝒓𝒇𝒊𝒆𝒍𝒅

𝖺𝗌
𝖱𝖤𝖬𝖴𝖲 𝖫𝖴𝖯𝖨𝖭
❝ the cranky werewolf ❞

❛ I cannot make you take Sirius Black seriously. ❜

❛ I got kicked out of the room because Colonel Mustard apparently didn't like the fact that my pawn killed his favorite vase ❜

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WARNINGS:

The following story will contain; mature language, slightly sexual situations (no smut), violence, underage alcohol, and cigarette consumption, death, etc. Read at your own account.

DISCLAIMER:

I do not in any way own the Harry Potter Universe. All rights go to the rightful owners. I do, however, own any change in plot and OCs.

This is an Alternate Universe story, therefore the story might not follow canon.

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—A/N—

The cast isn't set on stone (obviously) and if you want to imagine the characters as you'd like go ahead. This is just my vision of what they look like; you don't have to agree.

Oh, and, I also wanted to add that the plot twists in the story will take some time to develop and that PART ONE is the one that follows canon more closely; it's in PART TWO that the secrets start to be revealed.

However! Until her fifth year it's all really close to canon so if you were expecting the events of the books to take a full turn that won't happen.
It can get frustrating but keep in mind I wrote this a couple years ago and it's not my best work. But I must say I start loving the story from her fifth year and up (cause Fred content and just it starts drifting off of plot).

Enjoy 𝐓𝐖𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐒!

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