Hairaan hoon teri khudai par,
Tune waqt toh diya..
Lekin thoda kum diya,
Khushiyaan bhi di thodi..
Magar zyada gum diya.

Akal kacchi thi jab..
Tab hausla diya,
Udna seekha jab,
Tab ghausla diya.
Paisa jab tha bada..
Soona ghar tha diya,
Paisa nahi hai ab..
Par pyaar jeb bhar diya.

Hairaan toh hoon..
Par chalo zinda hoon,
Ek haath ko thame..
Udta ek parinda hoon.

Mahaz sapne dekhna toh kaafi nhi hota, koshishe karni padhti hai, kabhi gardishe mitane ke liye toh kabhi khwaishe poori karne ke liye. Aur agar aisi hi ek pyaar ki dastaan mein do behtareen shabd jud jaye; "Budget aur Bachat", toh usi dastaan ke kuch undekhe, unsune panne khul jate hai.

Naina- Sameer..suno na..

Sameer- Mujhe kuch kehna hai.

Naina- Mujhe bhi kuch kehna hai.

Sameer- Acha..kaho pehle tum..

Naina- Nhi pehle tum.

Sameer- Kaha na pehle tum.

Naina- Maine bhi kaha na pehle tum.

Sameer- Pehle tum..

Naina- Pehle tum..

Sameer- Tum..

Naina- Tum..

Sameer- Kitni ziddi ho na Naina tum.
Toh suno..mujhe Job mil gayi hai.

Naina- Sacchi..

Sameer- Tumhare Birthday par Resume send kiya tha..abhi abhi call aaya, kal se bulaya hai. Aur dekhna is baar main poora dil lagake kaam karuga.
Acha ab tum bhi toh batao kya keh rhi thi.

Naina- Mere pass bhi na ek good news hai.

Sameer- Kahin tumhe bhi toh job nhi mil gayi.

Naina- Aisa kuch nhi hua hai..haan CV send kiya hua tha par ab tak bulava nhi aaya.

Sameer- Der aaye..durust aaye.

Naina- Lekin ab Maths ka kya hoga.

Sameer- Adjust kar lege dono cheezon ko.
Acha agar yeh baat nhi hai, toh phir kaho na kya kehna tha.

Naina- Kehna nhi, dikhana hai.

She showed him a coupon; 'You have won in our Lucky Draw Contest. You can claim your prize from our office during office hours.
Your Prize is MotorBike.'

Naina- Sameer..yaad hai pichle hafte hum jo kapde dhone wala Detergent laye the..yeh coupon usi mein nikla hai aaj. Hume Bike milegi Sameer Prize mein..woh bhi Free mein.
Tum sun bhi rhe ho jo main keh rhi hoon.. kab se bas isi coupon ko hi dekhe ja rhe ho.

Sameer- Yeh sach hi hai na Naina..kahin sapna toh nhi.

She pinched on his waist and giggles.

Naina- Sab kitna shi ho rha hai na Sameer..kal tumhari job ka bhi pehla din aur tumhari nayi bike ka bhi. Ab kal se office isi bike par jana.

Sameer- Coreection Madam.. humari bike. Isiliye aaj hum dono isi bike par pehle Mumbai ghumege.

Naina- Dekha tumne Sameer humne is shehar ko dil se apnaya..toh is shehar ne bhi hume apni baahe kholke apna liya.

Sameer- Aise..

He opens his arms to engulf her.

Naina- Haan..bilkul aise hi.

She comes to him and wrapped her arms around him firmly.

Naina- Chalo ab chodo mujhe, main taiyar hokar aati hoon..aur haan hum sabzi mandi jayege..Gobhi lekar aani hai..kal Gobhi ke Paranthe banayugi main.

Sameer- Kya Naina..kitni Unromantic ho gayi ho. Pati gale laga rha hai aur tumhe Sabzi Mandi yaad aa rhi hai.

Naina- Toh theek hai Pati dev sara time main yahin tumhari baahon mein rehti hoon..phir kal subah Parantho ki jagah mere haathon ki kum zyada namak wali sabzi khana.

Sameer- Acha chalo..par sabzi mandi se pehle hum ghumne jayege.

Few hours later, they get their prize and decide to roam around the city.

Naina- Kitni tez chala rhe ho Sameer. Dheere chalao na. Nayi bike hai.

Sameer- Nayi hai tabhi roh tez chal rhi hai.

He increases the speed and sets the rear view mirror to see her red face in it.

Naina- Maine speed kum karne ko kaha tha..badhane ko nhi.

Sameer- Darr lag rha hai toh aur kaske pakad sakti ho mujhe.

Naina- Main koi dari warti nhi hoon..acha yeh batao hum ja kahan rahe hai.

Sameer- Gateway of India..haan lekin usse pehle hum kahin aur bhi jayege.

Naina- Kahan?

Reaching at a famous lamdmark of Mumbai, that is floating in the middle of sea - Haji Ali Dargah.

Both felt thrilled as the waves from the Arabian Sea lap against the walkway. They walked to the shrine and offered ‘chadar’ at the tomb. He looked sideways and felt contented to see her smiling face at his side.

He fell for her smile,
She fell for the way
he makes her smile.

Sameer(to himself)- Mujhe iski tarah aapse dher saari baatein karna toh nhi aata. Par aapko Thank You bolna chahta hoon humari itni achi nayi shuruat ke liye. Bas meri is khushi ko aise hi khush rakhiyega.

Naina- Tatthasthu baccha.

He smiled and later both left for Gateway.

At Vegetable Market
Naina- Bhaiya Dhaniya toh do saath mein.

Sameer- Naina..hogaya toh chalo na.

Naina- Aur Mirchi bhi dena.

Sameer- Naina..Bike mili toh hai. Ab itni bhi kya free ki cheezein leni.

Naina- Bike mili toh use khane mein Dhaniya Mirchi ki jagah use karu.

Seller- 120 rupay.

Naina- 120 kaise Bhaiya. Aapne toh 3 kilo aalo lene par bhi 1 kilo wala rate lagaya. Kum toh karo.

Seeing this, Sameee slapped his forehead and forecefully drags Naina from there.
While returning back on the bike, Rain accompanies them which makes both of them drenched.

Sameer- Naina..kaash Prize mein Gaadi nikli hoti.
Par koi nhi..hum na ek din Gaadi bhi kharid lege. Aur ache wali kharidege.

Naina- Aaj hi naukri lagi hai..sabar rakho thoda.

Next morning, Naina collides with Sameer while reading the newspaper.

Sameer- Kya kar rhi ho Naina..aaram se baithke akhbaar padh lo na.
Chalte chalte kon padhta hai.

Naina- Tumhare pass hi aa rhi thi. Aur yeh kya paya hai tumne..jao Blue Shirt pehan kar aao.

Sameer- Yeh White Shirt bhi tumne hi nikal ke rakhi thi.

Naina- Haan toh ab Blue bhi main hi keh rhi hoon pehanne ke liye. Aur waise bhi tumhare aaj ke Rashiphal mein likha hai ki Blue pehanne se tumhara din acha jayega.

Sameer- Konsa phal?

Naina- Rashiphal..Horoscope buddhu.
Ab jao Blue pehan kar aao na.

Sameer- Naina..main nhi maanta is bakwas mein.

Coming closer to him, he looks in her eyes while she smiles seductively and places her hands on his chest.

Naina- Haan toh phir aaj maan lo. Blue pehan lo. Itna toh kar hi sakte ho tum mere liye.
Jao ab..maine button bhi khol diye hai Shirt ke.

Sameer- Huh..

Naina- Button khol diye..ab jao change kar ke aao.

Sameer- Gin gin ke badle lunga tumse main.

Naina- Jee bhar ke le lena. Acha suno..shirt ki baju bhi upar chadha lena..Handsome lagte ho. Haan par Office jake neeche bhi kar lena.

Sameer- Kyu..jalan hoti hai kya ki agar koi ladki mujhse impress ho gayi toh tumhara kya hoga.

Naina- Tum buddhu se kon impress hoga.

Sameer- Tum toh ho gayi na..aur dekho ab tak hui ho.

Naina- Hato..mujhe Nashta banana hai.

Sameer- Arey jitne pyaar se Button khole the waise hi bandh toh karti jao.

In Kitchen
Naina- Sameer..Atta kahan hai..
Maine kal tumhe kaha tha na ki lekar aana.

Sameer(to himself)- Atta..Oh shit..bhul gaya. Ab yeh pakka bhadkegi.

After changing into blue shirt, he enters in Kitchen.

Naina- Sameer..Atta bhul gaye na tum.

Sameer- Naina..main bhula nhi. Woh toh..

Naina- Woh toh..kya..

Sameer- Woh dukaan wale ke pass Atta hi khatam ho gaya tha.

Naina- Acha..
Phir..phir kya kiya tumne.

Sameer- Phir maine aur try kiya, main dusri dukaan par bhi gaya tha par woh bandh ho gayi thi.

Naina- Acha..phir..

Sameer- Phir..phir bhi maine haar nhi maani. Maine socha main Gehu le leta hoon. Par use peesne ke liye koi Chakki wala hi nhi mila.

Naina- Phir..

Sameer- Phir kya..phir main laut aaya.

She shakes her head in disbelief.

Sameer- Arey sir kya hila rhi ho..sacchi yehi hua tha.

Naina- Bahar sambhal kar jana..

Sameer- Kyu?

Naina- Kahin kauva na kaat le.

Sameer- Kauva..kyu kaatega.

Naina- Jhoot bole kauva kaate,
Kaale kauve se darriyo,
Main maike chali jaaoongi,
Tum dekhte rahiyo..

Sameer- Aise kaise kahin chali jayogi..kahin nhi jaane dunga main.
Bhul gaya tha Atta lana.

Naina- Ab Paranthe kaise banayu.

Sameer- Toh kuch aur bana lo.

Naina- Kaandha Pohe khayoge.

Sameer- Ek hi shart pe..Kaandha main kaatuga.

He starts chopping the oninons, while she heats the pan and puts spices in it.

Naina- Namak kitna daalu..Sameer.

Sameer- Hato..main daalta hoon.

After eating the breakfast, he is about to go.

Naina- Meetha toh khake jao.

Sameer- Lao apna woh Boring sa Dahi-shakkar.

She brings a bowl from her behind.

Sameer- Moong Dal ka Halwa.
Yeh kab banaya.

Naina- Subah subah bana diya tha. Iske alawa ab aur kuch shi se aata bhi kahan hai banana. Ab khao bhi..

Sameer- Tumhari yeh Blue Shirt lagta hai apna kamaal dikha rhi hai. Subah subah mera favourite halwa. Waise meethe mein sirf yeh halwa milega ya aur kuch..

Naina- Milega na..

Stepping forwards towards him, she kissed on his forehead. Then he points to his cheek, she places her lips there. Thinking his blue shirt's luck is working, he points to his lips, she comes more closer and stuffs his mouth with a spoonful of halwa.

Sameer- Aise lalach deke peeche nhi hatna chahiye. Paap lagta hai.
Ja rha hoon main ab.

Naina- Umm..woh tumhare chehre par..

She wipes her lipstick mark on his cheek from her dupatta.

Naina- Ho gaya..jao ab warna pehle din hi late ho jayoge.

Sameer- Kya Naina..daantte waqt 80 saal ki budhiya ban jati ho aur pyaar karte waqt 5 saal ki gudiya.

Naina- Tumne mujhe Budhiya bola ya Gudiya.

Sameer- Soch lena poora din.. shaam ko main aakar toh bata hi dunga.

He left after giving a quick peck on her head.

Sameer's VO
Kehti toh shi thi Naina ki jaise dil  kholke humne shehar ko apnaya tha, Mumbai shehar ne bhi hume utne hi dil se apnaya tha. Tabhi toh kabhi dusri baar naukri dilwayi toh kabhi muft ki bike. Waise Free ki cheezon ki bhi apni hi khushi hoti hai ab chahe woh Bike ho ya Dhaniya Mirchi. Par meri asli khushi toh woh thi jo har lamhe mein mere saath thi. Ek baat humesha yaad rakhni chahiye ki jo humare saath tab rhe jab humare pass kuch nhi tha, bas vhi humare saath tab rhe jab humare pass sab kuch ho.
Aur uski khushi aur uska saath; yehi duaa toh Haji Ali ki Dargaah mein maangke aaya tha..jo kabool hokar bhi adhuri reh gayi thi. Bilkul waise jaise adhure din, adhuri raat, adhuri kahani, adhure khwaab, adhura main aur aur adhuri woh.
Khair is adhurepan ke beech mein bhi bahut kuch shi hone laga tha jaise mere naukri ke pehle din se Naina ke naukri ke pehle din tak.

Sameer- Naina main chod aata hoon na Bike pe. Pehla din hai tumhara aaj.

Naina- Arey tumhara Office Malad mein aur mera Bandra mein..ekdum opposite. Aur maine saare routes, stations yaad kar liye hai..so don't worry main chali jayugi.

Sameer- Nhi main chodke aayuga aaj. Tum kahin gum ho gayi toh. Ab time waste mat karo aur jaldi chalo.

Naina- Acha chalo..tum manne toh wale nhi.

Sameer- Umm..ek minute. Yeh Chocolate..ab mujhe Halwa banana toh aata nhi na.

After feeding her the chocolate, he drops her to the office on bike.

Sameer- Dhyaan rakhna apna.

Naina- Aur kitni baar kahoge. Sameer main koi choti bacchi thodi hoon. Itna toh School jaate waqt Mummy Papa ne bhi nhi kaha tha.

Sameer- Haan toh main keh rha hoon. Aur shaam ko lautte waqt call kar dena..main lene..

Naina- Bilkul nhi..main khud aayugi. Aise seekhugi kaise.
Ab jao ya upar tak chodne aayoge.

Sameer- Chalu chodne..

Naina- Sameer..

Sameer- Naina..

Naina- Bye.

Sameer- I Love You.

In Evening, worryingly, he called her more than 42 times..but got no answer, sent more than 36 messages..but got no reply. Then, reached her office but didn't find her there too.

Sameer(to himself)- Yeh Naina phone kyu nhi utha rhi..theek toh hogi na. Office se bhi kabki nikal chuki hai, kahin raasta toh nhi bhatak gayi. Dhyaan rakhna Bhagwan Ji meri Naina ka.

Scared, he rushed home and slammed the doors open. And when he entered their room, saw that she was lying in bed, holding a pillow, sleeping like a panda.

Sameer- Pagal..dara diya tha mujhe.

He kissed her forehead, hugged her tight from behind, and slept next to her. She also snuggled down his chest. Realising his presence, she slowly opened her eyes.

Naina- Tum..jaldi aa gaye na aaj.

Sameer- Sab yaad rehta hai na. Toh phone ko silent se hatana bhi yaad rakh leti.
Pata hai kitne phone kiye maine. Jaan nikal gayi thi.

Naina- Pata nhi Sameer kaise aankh lag gayi thi..shayad thak gayi..

Sameer- Thak gayi matlab pehle din hi itna kaam karwaya tumhare Offuce walo ne.

Naina- Nhi baba..woh toh Local mein seat hi nhi mili thi aaj. Toh dedh ghanta khade hoke aana pada.

Sameer- Mana kiya tha na. Par meri koi baat manni toh timne seekhi hi nhi.

Naina- Daanto toh mat..acha uth hi rhe ho toh ek sir dard wali goli bhi de dena.

Sameer- Sir dard..Lunch kiya tha?

He angrily stares her as she shakes her head.

Sameer- Goli ko goli maaro. Maggi bana rha hoon, chai ke saath le lena.

Naina- Tum chodo na, tum bhi toh thake aaye ho. Main karti hoon.

Sameer- Shh..uthna bhi mat.

As she drinks the first sip of hot tea, she yells.

Sameer- Chai hai Cold Drink nhi..aaram se peeyo.

Having Maggi and a cup of tea, relieves her a little and seeing her much better relaxes him too.

Sameer- Ab theek lag rha hai.

Naina- Ab itna nhi dukh rha.

Sameer- Ruko..abhi poora theek karta hoon.

Naina- Kya karoge?

Sameer- Vhi jo tum karti ho.

Naina- Kya?

Sameer- Tel maalish.

Taking some oil in his hands, he massages her head.

Naina- Tum toh badi achi maalish karte ho. Roz kiya karo..mazaa aa rha hai.

Sameer- Abhi toh aur mazaa aayega tumhe

Naina- Huh..

Parting her hairs, he starts making her braids.

Naina- Yeh kya kar rhe ho.

Sameer- Choti bana rha hoon

Naina- Choti ya chotiyaan.

Sameer- Tum School mein aisi hi do chotiyaan banake aati thi na. Kitni cute lagti thi tab..

Naina- Aur ab..

Sameer- Ab toh ek number ki..

Naina- Jo bhi bolna soch samajh ke bolna.

Sameer- Main toh yeh keh rha tha ki..

Naina- Ki..

Sameer- Chodo yeh baat, yeh batao sir dard gayab hua.

Naina- Nhi..thoda hai..tum chuu lo pakka bhag jayega.

Placing a warm and tender kiss on her head.

Naina- Acha sach sach batao na do chotiyon mein kaisi lag rhi hoon main.

Sameer- Kya Naina tum Aaina na hone ka acha fayda uthati ho. Baar baar mujhse puchti rehti ho.
Hum na ek chota Dressing bhi kharid lege First Salary se.

Naina- Haan haan sab kharid lege, ab so jao.

Sameer- Cute ke saath saath waise Hot bhi lagti ho.

Naina- Aur tum pata hai kya lagte ho..ek number ke..

Sameer- Bolo bhi..

Naina- Chodo..tumhe bura lag jayega.

Hugging the Teddy Bear, she laid down.

Sameer- Mat batao..par apne is Guglupuchu ko meri jagah se hata do. Jab se aaya hai meri jagah le li hai.

Naina- Kitne jalkukde ho tum Sameer, ek Teddy se jal rhe ho. Yeh toh tumhari tarah Handsome bhi nhi hai.

Sameer- Handsome..

Naina- Nhi nhi..Buddhu Handsome.

She ruffles his hairs to irritate him more.

Naina's VO
Kitna ajeeb hai na..Zindagi roz koi taaza safar mangti hai, aur thakaan shaam ko apna ghar. Jaise meri thakawat Sameer ki baahon mein aake durr ho jaya karti thi, aur uski mero godd mein sir rakhke. Hum dono humesha rhe hai ek dusre ke liye. Kabhi meri Bargaining ko usne suna toh kabhi uski jarurton ko maine. Kabhi Naukri ke pehle din pe Halwa banake maine uska mooh meetha karaya toh kabhi Chocolate se usne mera. Kabhi jaane se pehle maine uske liye Rashiphal padha toh kabhi laut ke aane ke baad usne mere liye Tel Maalish ki.
Bilkul waise hi jaise kabhi ek bada sa makaan kum pad jata hai, aur kabhi bas ek chota sa kona ghar ban jata hai. Jis chote ghar se kabhi hume itni shikayate thi, usi chote se ghar mein hum bade bade din hasi khushi bitane lage the.

Days passed, on one day being the Sunday both wakes up late. After getting ready, she starts her struggle in Kitchen.

Sameer- Naina..aaj toh chutti hai na chalo kahin ghum kar aate hai.  DDLJ dekhke aate hai Maratha Mandir mein.

Naina- Sameer..mujhe na bahut saare kaam pada hai. Toh bilkul tang mat karo mujhe aaj. Abhi aata goondna hai, phir roti banani hai, aur kapde bhi toh dhone hai.

Sameer- Main madad karu..

Naina- Jee nhi..na tumbe aata goondna aata hai, na gol rotiyaan banani aati hai, aur kapde woh bhi us din itne bure dhoye the ki daag tak nhi gaye the.

Sameer- Phir bhi main bahut madad kar sakta hoon tumhari.

Naina- Jaise ki..

Sameer- Demo deke batata hoon..

Tum aata goondhti rehna,
Main tumhare chehre se
julfe hatata rahuga.

Caressing her face, he places few strands of hair behind her ear.

Tum rotiyaan belti rehna,
Main tumhari kamar par
saree phasata rahuga.

Again he starts demonstrating her by taking the end of her saree and tucking it into her waist.

Naina- Phir..

Sameer- Phir jab tum thak jayogi toh..

Tum meri baahon mein so jana,
Main tumhare baalon
ko sehlata rahuga.

Naina- Bas itna hi..

Sameer- Nhi nhi, baki hai na..

Tum mujhse ishq karti rehna,
Main apni shayri mein
yuhi chupata rahuga.

Naina- Saara din bas ishq hi soojhta rehta hai na tumhe.

Sameer- Ab tumhare hisse ka bhi toh karna padta hai. Ab maan gayi na..toh chale..DDLJ..

Naina- Chalege..par Kapde dhone ke baad.

Later, Sameer goes to the bathroom to help Naina in washing.

Sameer- Itne saare kapde.

Naina- Ek hafte ke hai. Subah office jaane ke chakkar mein roz reh jate the. Toh maine socha ek saath dho lungi.

Sameer- Naina..main na soch rha tha ki jo Salary aayegi usse na hum sabse pehle Washing Machine..

Naina- Shh..tum ya kapde dhone mein madad karne aaye ho ya phir pehli tankhwa discuss karne.

Together they wash clothes, at last seeing him tired she pours foamy water on him.

Sameer- Naina..paani geela hai.

Naina- Acha geela hai..toh..

Sameer- Toh..abhi batata hoon.

Taking his revenge, he empties the entire bucket of foam water over Naina.

Naina- Tumhari wajah se mujhe dobara nahana padega Sameer.

Sameer- Main isme bhi madad kar sakta hoon tumhari.

Shutting the door, he helps her in his way.
After bathing as soon as Naina enters the room, her gaze goes on Sameer, who is sleeping on the mattress with his mouth slightly open. She sat next to him, strokes his hairs.

Naina- Picture ka plan banake..janaab toh khud hi so gaye. Thak jo gaya tha kapde dhoke.

Stretching his arm, she also laid down there.
In evening, when he wakes up, he decides to surprise her.
Half an hour later, Naina panickingly gets up with a huge bang sound and find Sameer in the hall.

Naina- Sameer..yeh aawaaz.

Sameer- Cooker phat gaya.

Naina- Kya?

Sameer- Naina..Cooker phat gaya.
Pata nhi kab, kaise..shayad high flame par tha.

Naina- Aur tum..tum theek ho na. Kuch hua toh nhi.

She worryingly checks him.

Naina- Tum kar kya rhe the Cooker ke saath.

Sameer- Dhokla bana rha tha Cooker mein..tumhe pasand hai na.
Tumhe hi uthane aa rha tha..isiliye mujhe toh kuch nhi hua, par Kitchen..

She rush to the Kitchen and found the Yellow Dhokla batter on roof, walls, everywhere.

Sameer- Hume na Microwave bhi lena padega Salary mein se.

Turning to him, she looks at him with anger filled eyes.

Naina- Microwave..
Tumhe jarurat hi kya thi kuch banane ki. Dhokla..kabhi banaya bhi hai. Agar tumhe kuch ho jata toh..Sameer tum na mujhse bhi bure cook ho. Dekho kya haal kar diya hai Kitchen ka. Pata hai kitni mehnat lagegi ab ise saaf karne mein.

Sameer- Main madad..

Naina- Bilkul nhi..tum jao bas. Aur aainda meri madad toh bilkul mat karna.

He silently goes from there, while she starts cleaning the Kitchen.
Cleaning the whole mess, when she came to room saw him with a blank face. Seeing her, he intentionally turns his side.

Naina- Sameer..
Suno na.

Sameer- Abhi aur bhi bacha hai kuch sunane ko.

Naina- Acha Sorry na..gusse mein zyada hi daant diya tha.

Sameer- Kaan pakad ke maafi maango.

With a sad pout, she innocently holds his ears.

Sameer- Mere nhi..apne kaan pakad ke.

He chuckles seeing her sad face.

Naina- Sameer ke bacche..

Sameer- Acha Sorry..meri wajah se tumhara kaam badh gaya. Maine toh socha tha kuch banake tumhari help karuga..par yeh toh ulta hi ho gaya.

Naina- Toh..Kaan pakdo..

Holding her ear, he give a lopsided smirk to her. Seeing this she pulls his ear.

Sameer- Aahh..kitne jor ke khichti ho.

Naina- Chhat saaf karni reh gayi hai..kar dena. Mera haath nhi jata.

Sameer- Toh jarurat pad hi gayi na meri madad ki. Acha woh Cooker aage dhyaan de use karuga.

Naina- Bade bade desho..nhi Bade bade shehro mein aisi choti choti baatein hoti rehti hai.

Sameer- Acha meri Senorita.

Naina- Agle sunday jayege Maratha Mandir..tumhari DDLJ dekhne.

Naina's VO
Madad..Sameer ki madad. Khane mein namak dalne se lekar mere liye Maggi banane tak, Bartan dhone se lekar Kapde dhone tak, Sabzi-Rashan kharidne se lekar Tuition Padhane mein mera saath dene tak. Apni Romantic Shayri wali Madad se lekar Cooker mein Blast karne wali madad tak.
Vakai bahut kuch karta tha mere liye, jo usne aaj tak kabhi nhi kiya tha. Shaadi se pehle toh Kitchen ki shakal tak nhi dekhi thi usne, Dhokla Cake jaisi cheezein Cooker mein banti hai yeh pata nhi tha use. Phir bhi bahut kuch karne laga tha, subah jaldi uthne laga tha, ghar ke har kaam mein mera haath batane laga tha, kitabon se rishta jodne laga tha, roz Pyaaz kaatne laga tha, inhi chakkaro mein jab apni Kavitayein kabhi kabhi bhul jaya karta tha toh double karke sunane laga tha.
Lekin sirf Sameer hi nhi..main bhi naye naye adjustments karne lagi thi..kabhi haske, toh kabhi roke.

On one evening, Sameer was impatiently waiting for Naina, as the sound of doorbell came, he immediately opens the door.

Sameer- Kab se intezaar kar rha hoon main Naina..tum toh har roz mujhse jaldi aa jati ho na.

Naina says nothing, just hugs him and starts sobbing.

Sameer- Naina..kya hua ro kyu rhi ho. Raaste mein kuch hua kya, kisi ne kuch kiya kya. Ya kisi ne kuch kaha. Tumhe kahin lagi hai kya.
Naina..bolo na kya hua. Acha pehle andar aao.

Taking her inside, he makes her sit, gives her water and pats her head. But she again starts crying holding his waist.

Sameer- Naina kya hua..itna kyu ro rhi ho.

Naina- Me..mere..mere Boss ne mujhe bahut daanta aaj Sameer. Woh bhi sabke saamne, woh bhi bina meri galti ke.

Sameer- Toh itni si baat ke liye tum Ganga Jamuna baha rhi thi.

Naina- Itni si baat..pehli baar mujhe kisi ne daanta hai Sameer. Tum jante ho School mein bhi mujhe kabhi daant nhi padi thi.

Sameer- Naina..Workplace par hota hai aise.

Naina- Mujhe nhi karni yeh job..main nhi jayugi kal se kaam pe.

Sameer- Arey par Boss ki daant par job kaun chodta hai.

Naina- Main nhi jayugi Sameer. Mujhe nhi jana wahan.

Sameer- Acha mat jana..khush. par abhi rona toh bandh karo.
Ek kaam karte hai..bahar chalte hai..tumhari Favourite Ice Cream khakar aate hai.

While eating Ice Cream, she stops crying but starts cursing her boss. And he too was just listening to her calmly.

Naina- Bahut bura insaan hai woh Sameer. Tumhe nhi pata kitni bure tarike se daanta tha. Main kabhi nhi jayugi wahan.

Sameer- Waise mujhe ek baar milwa toh dena usse.

Naina- Tum use sabak seekhayoge.

Sameer- Nhi..aise insaan se ek baar toh milna banta hai na jisne tumhe..The Naina Devi ko daant diya.

Upon hearing this, she puts her entire ice cream cone in his mouth.
Next morning, Sameer sees that Naina was completely dressed up.

Sameer- Tum taiyar hokar kahan ja rhi ho.

Naina- Office..aur kahan.

Sameer- Kal toh mana kar rhi thi jane ke liye.

Naina- Ab ek daant ki wajah se naukri thodi na chod sakti hoon.

Sameer- Ab apne Boss par gussa nhi aa rha.

Naina- Woh gusaa toh kal raat Ice Cream khane ke baad hi pighal gaya tha. Aur agar mere Boss ne mujhe daanta hoga..toh jarur koi galti ki hogi maine bhi.

Sameer- Mahan ho tum.

Sameer's VO
Dekha sirf mujhe dikkat nhi hui thi is shehar se dosti karne mein. Naina ko bhi bahut hui thi. Haan par woh rokar us baat ko bhul jati thi aur uska garma garam gussa thandi thandi Ice Cream se shaant ho hi jata tha. Bas ek cheez shaant nhi hoti thi..aur woh thi..khud jaan lijiye.

Naina- Ab yeh konsi List bana rahe ho.

Sameer- Parso ek tareekh hai na toh hum dono ki Salary aa jayegi..toh usi ke liye list bana rha hoon ki hume kya kya kharidna hai.

Taking the list in her hand, she starts reading it.

Naina- Naina ke naye kapde..

Sameer- Tumhare pass abhi bhi hai nhi zyada..isiliye.

Naina- Hand Bag.

Sameer- Tumhe Office jate dikkat hoti hai na.

Naina- Meri cheezon ke alawa aur kuch bhi likha hai ya nhi.

Sameer- Aage hai na.

Naina- TV
Washing Machine
Microwave
Dressing
AC
Refrigerator
Electric Cooker

Sameer- Woh Blast nhi hote na.

Naina- Sofa set..

Sameer- Ruk kyu gayi..padho aage.

Naina- Humari na Salary aa rhi hai Sameer..koi Lottery nhi lagne wali.
In mein se kuch nhi aayega.

Sameer- Arey yeh kya baat hui.

Naina- Pehle hum is ghar ka kiraya dege, phir bijli ka bill, paani ka bill, phir Gas ki payment, uske baad jo Mobile laye the na mere liye uski pehli kisht, phir ghar ke liye rashan, uske baad jo paise bachege use hum save karege. Haan agar zyada bache toh phir tumhari is List ke baare mein sochege.

Sameer- Itne kharche ke baad kya khaak chillar bachega.

Naina- Lo yeh Rashan ki list pakdo..jab Salary aa jaye sabse pehle yeh lana. Aur apni list mujhe dedo.

He murmurs something as she was about to leave.

Naina- Zyada kudkud karne se koi fayda nhi hone wala. Is salary se tumhari is List ki toh koi item nhi aayegi.

Sameer's VO
Meri jauraton ki list, aur unka poora na hone par kudkud karna..bas yehi ek aadat thi jo nhi badal payi thi.
Aur yeh sirf humare ghar ki nhi Hindustaan ke har Middle Class Ghar ki Dastaan gai, 'Aamdani Atthani aur Kharcha Rupaiya'. Aur humare case mein Kharcha Lakho ka tha aur Aamdani abhi bhi Hazaro mein hi thi. Haan jaruratein jarur unginat ho rhi thi, par Khushiyaan bhi behisab thi. Waise meri us list mein likhi koi cheez nhi aayi thi humari First Salary se.
Par phir bhi koi malaal nhi tha dil ko, kyuki hum dono jo chal rhe the ek duje ke sang. Aise nhi apne andaaz mein kehke batata hoon. Darasal us din ki kavita Naina ko suna jo nhi paya tha.

Chal rhe the hum dono ek duje ke sang kisi nadi ki tarah,
Na raste ki khabar,
Na manzil ka pata.
Mudd jaye raah ke saath
Rasta shuru hua abhi,
Pakad chale ek dusre ka haath
Hum thake na kabhi.
Badhe hum ek saath
Kisi ke roke hum ruke na,
Saath yuh hi chalke
Ek din samundra jo hai banna.

।।तेरे लिए।।