{MARY}

Ahhh!
Such a beautiful day!
Yeah!
The sun's shining in a beautiful day!
Woo!
Gonna take a shower
Brush my teeth and-

{WENDY}

Life is ultimately meaningless

{MARY}

Uhhh
UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Well, I'll get out of the house
Get on the road
Top down
Hands out
Put on my favorite song and nod to the rhythm

{WENDY}

The planet's being destroyed by your carbon emissions

{MARY}

Oh!
But I..I...
I'll head to class
Try my best on every test 'til I pass
And my grades are screaming in my face!
AAAAAYYYYY!

{WENDY}

98% of what you learn is a waste

{MARY}

I get to...
Hang out with all my friends
My friends are the friendliest friends
Can't think of a better way to spend my time

{WENDY}

Your brain is flawed and all your friends will die

{MARY}

Nevermind!
I'm alive in the greatest nation

So proud-

{WENDY}

Of the exploitation of the natives

{MARY}

This graceful bird means freedom for all!

{WENDY}

Tell that to the slaves
And bald eagles aren't bald

{MARY}

I can live in the moment, milk every second!

{WENDY}

At any time you could get clinical depression

{MARY}

But I'll just be happy, no matter what's in store!

{WENDY}

It's quite genetic and we have no cure

{MARY}

uuuuhhhh
At least
We are young!

{WENDY}

Not for long

{MARY}

Life is fun!

{WENDY}

It only goes downhill

{MARY}

We gotta make the most of it
Make the most of it

{WENDY}

Or you'll regret it

{MARY}

We are young!

{WENDY}

For now

{MARY}

Life is fun

{WENDY}

For some people

{MARY}

We gotta make the most of it
Make the most of it

{WENDY} 

Good luck

{MARY}

I got a brand new job today!

Doing stuff that will help the economy
I'll save money and buy things at the store

{WENDY}

Banks can crash and capitalism is flawed

{MARY}

And it's all because of my hard work

{WENDY}

And the thousands of advantages you lucked into at birth

{MARY}

I put alotta effort in my resume!

{WENDY}

Good thing you don't have a black person's name

{MARY}

I'm proud to be a functioning member of society
Finally, I can be the citizen I dream to be
Part of the community
Contribute with my tax
What could possibly me?

{WENDY}

The shrinking middle class

{MARY}

UUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
At least I've got a nice stable job

{WENDY}

Till its outsourced to China or replaced by a robot

{MARY}

Oh god!
Well then I could relax a bit

{WENDY}

You'll be empty with nothing to distract from it

{MARY}

But man I'm a passionate graduate
I could be different
And I have career paths to pick from
I could be a rapper or an animator if I'm lucky

{WENDY}

Neither of those will make you happy
Trust me

{MARY}

I'm able to choose what I pursue

{WENDY}

You're a slave to people born richer than you

{MARY}

Then screw it!
I'll keep going in
Then I'll party on the weekend and sing

{WENDY}

Thanks to auto-tune

{MARY}

We are young

{WENDY}

Not for long

{MARY}

Life is fun!

{WENDY}

It only goes downhill

{MARY}

We gotta make the most of it
Make the most of it

{WENDY}

Or you'll regret it

{MARY}

We are young

{WENDY}

We still die

{MARY}

Life is fun

{WENDY}

Until you die

{MARY}

We gotta make the most of it
Make the most of it

{WENDY}

Because you'll die

{MARY}

Life is a wonder

{WENDY}

You'll never know the answer

{MARY}

Nature's a miracle

{WENDY}

Natural disasters

{MARY}

It's good to be alive

{WENDY}

You could wake up with cancer

{MARY}

But I'm healthy

{WENDY}

Healthy people still get cancer (Mary COD was leukemia so oop-)

{MARY}

I love this show!

{WENDY}

It's the last episode

{MARY}

The sun is shining

{WENDY}

It's going to explode

{MARY}

Every species is beautiful and unique though

{WENDY}

Children have malaria thanks to mosquitos

{MARY}

I met a cute girl with a ponytail

{WENDY}

Statistically, that relationship is going to fail

{MARY}

I have a wonderful family, it's like no other!

{WENDY}

You're not special
And one day you'll bury your mother

{MARY}

Jeez dude...
No matter what, I can find a home!

{WENDY}

We
Will
All
Die
Alone

{MARY}

There is amazing potential in every human on earth!

{WENDY}

There's no escaping the heat death of the universe

{MARY}

I don't have to live life based on negative parts!
No matter how bad they are, they're just thoughts!

{WENDY}

Yeah that's fair

{MARY}

Wait...really?

{WENDY}

Yeah that seems reasonable

{MARY}

waitwaitwaitwait
But you were just telling me-

{WENDY}

Whatever man I dunno
Live your life how you want to
I'm not forcing you to do anything
I'm just saying

{MARY}

Oh
Well in that case...
We are young!
Life is fun!
We gotta make the most of it!
Make the most of it!
We are young!
Life is fun!
We gotta make the most of it!
Make the most of it!

{WENDY}

Enjoy it while it lasts