Lou: Unlike some dolls, I happen to be a very mature individual, more than capable of apologizing when I'm wrong.

Ox: I don't think anyone's ever heard you actually apologize, though??

Lou: Are you suggesting that there have been times where I've been wrong?

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Lou: Like this for a tbh.

Lou: @no_u tbh you're pretty ugly.

Nolan: I DIDN'T EVEN LIKE??????

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Tuesday, upon seeing Ox for the first time: How do I communicate to wild bunnies that I'm an ally?

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Kitty: I'm a lesbian, meaning that I'm attracted to any woman that can beat me in physical combat.

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Ox, texting Lou: Where are you?

Lou: Turn around.

Lou: No, the other way.

Lou: Wrong way again.

Ox: Brother-o-mine, could you just tell me where you are?

Lou: At home, still in bed with [Y/n], feeling extremely amused at the thought of you turning aimlessly in circles, knowing that you wouldn't find me no matter how hard you looked.

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Kitty: You can never lose an argument if you say, "Shut up, nerd" at the end.

Mandy: Well, actually-

Kitty: Shut up, nerd.

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[Y/n] and Lou's First Meeting

[Y/n]: Request for you to not be a bitch.

Lou: Request denied.

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Lou: Do you honestly believe that you're above the rules here?

[Y/n]: The stupid ones, yeah.

Lou: I- Excuse me-?

[Y/n]: If you want me to follow your rules, all you have to do is make sure that they're not stupid. It's not that difficult of a concept to grasp, love.

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Moxy: Unfortunately for everybody, I will keep doing what I want! 🩷🩷🩷

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[Y/n], standing perfectly still, not visibly stressed, appearing totally fine: I can't take it anymore.

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Lou, post-redemption arc: I personally believe that threatening the lives of my fellow dolls is still acceptable, but just the idea of disrespecting my wife would obviously be crossing a line.

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Lou, after [Y/n] gave him one (1) hug and genuinely smiled at him: Not evil anymore I want to be loved.

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Lou: "YoU'rE sO mEaN," okay then don't be so embarrassingly stupid?? That way I won't have to be mean to you???? Change starts with you.

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Nolan: [Y/n], help! I need relationship advice!

[Y/n]: Kill them.

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[Y/n], at the end of the movie: Free my man he did all of it but I don't care.

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Kitty, at Lou: Fake idgaf-er. I saw you yearning.

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Lou, post-redemption and welcoming the uglydolls into the newly dubbed "Imperfection": Here! Right here! All your needs will be met-

Random Uglydoll: I'm hungry-

Lou, still on the brink: IN A MINUTE!

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[Y/n]: *Does something reckless*

Lou, laughing: Wooooow, so impResSiVE!

Also Lou, seconds afterwards: *Does something equally if not more reckless, but in cursive*

author's note ;;
chat the brainrot is brainrotting send help.

- sharaug