[D/n] = Daughter's Name
[S/n] = Son's Name
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[D/n]: *To some random doll that made fun of her height* FIGHT ME YOU LITTLE SH--

[S/n]: *Suddenly comes up from behind his sister and picks her up as she continues to kick her legs and curse out the doll before them* Stop telling other dolls to fight you! Look at how small you are!

[D/n]: *Looks up at her brother and glares as she growls under her breath* My height doesn't effect my ability to snap some dolls neck in 97 different ways! INCLUDING Yours!!

[S/n]: *Stares at his sister blankly and says:* You can't even reach my neck.

[D/n]: *Growls and starts thrashing around more* Do you really wanna test me now? Because I see a step stool just a foot away from me. DO NOT MAKE ME USE IT!!!!!
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[D/n] - Can actually play 12 different instruments, but only prefers to play for her family. She could literally get accepted into any school that she wanted to go to if she wasn't homeschooled with her brother. She's also actually very organized and likes it when it's quiet and calming in the house, despite her temper and loud exterior.

[S/n] - This kid once ate 15 hot pockets in a row. His tongue ended up burning really badly and he also nearly drank all of the milk in the fridge, but he said that it was totally worth it. He trips over his shoelaces a lot, but only whenever he actually forgets to tie them, and he claims that he can fight over 2000 bees. And remember, this is the same 'mature' boy that holds his sister back when she's about to slit some dolls' throat.
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[D/n]: Murder wasn't on today's agenda.

[S/n]: It's not on anyone's.

[D/n]: No, it's on mine, just not until next Thursday.
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[S/n]: Hey! My sister isn't as evil as most dolls think she is!

[D/n]: No, I'm much worse.
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[D/n]: ...

[S/n]: ...

[D/n]: ... Are you sure I can't punch him in the face?

[S/n]: Yes.

[D/n]: Okay, but what if I break his nose just a tiny bit?
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[S/n]: ... Wait... Did you just... agree with me?

[D/n]: *Sighs* You know what? Never mind, I take--

[S/n]: Nope! You said it! No take-backs!
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[S/n]: Sis, should I ask why you have a knife in your bag?

[D/n]: It's a dagger, actually. And no, you shouldn't.
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[S/n]: *Sighs* You do realize that mom and dad are probably not gonna let you keep that thing, right?

[D/n]: *Raises a brow and looks at him blankly* Huh? What do you mean? They both know that I've always wanted a pet, and I don't think mom would complain. She'd probably leave the complaining part to dad. And besides, I don't see why not. It's pretty cute.

[S/n]: Sis, that's a dragon.
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[S/n]: ... Uh... Hey, uh, sis?

[D/n]: *Casually* Yes?

[S/n]: Any idea where our house went?

[D/n]: That's a fantastic question.
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[D/n]: Don't worry, [S/n], I have a solution.

[S/n]: *Sighs in relief* Oh, thank goodness. I almost thought--

[D/n]: It involves fire.

[S/n]: Never mind, I should have known better than to get my hopes up, absolutely not.
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[S/n]: This is my life now. I have climbed this hill and now I will die upon it.

[D/n]: Shut up. We've only been hiking for 20 minutes.