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messages
dadfoot

dadfoot: AYO🔊AYO🔊

you: wth

dadfoot: well good morning
to you as well

you: what do you want

dadfoot: DO NOT GET
PREGNANT

you: no promises
erased
you: uh okay why

dadfoot: you know why
dadfoot: everyone at
hogwarts are becoming
horny freaky fucks

you: yes and so am I

dadfoot: MAYDAY MAYDAY

you: even hermione is

dadfoot: hermione.
dadfoot: as in hermione
granger
dadfoot: noo

you: yeahh

dadfoot: are you at the
burrow right now

you: yeah
you: i am leaving to
hogwarts tomorrow

dadfoot: and who are
you with...

you: harry, ron,
and hermione...

dadfoot: harry you say....

you: yeah...

dadfoot: okay...
dadfoot: a genuine question
dadfoot: have you done
the deed yet...

you: yeah

dadfoot: WHAT

you: kiddingggg

dadfoot: good i was
about to talk to some
people🔪😇

you: shut up you're just
mad that i have more
action than you

dadfoot: i will drag you

you: bet
you: oh wait harry is
calling me to his room

dadfoot: good thing
you're not going

you: last time i checked
your only action was
holding hands with
kreacher
you: bye now!

dadfoot: i swear to god
if you go

you are offline

meanwhile in the heaven group chat...

james: DAMN STELLA
ROASTED THE SHIT OUT
OF SIRIUS

regulus: sirius is right
regulus: harry and stella
are a little TOO close
regulus: potter jr
should get his hands off
of stella...

lily: come on regulus let
them live

james: unlike you🤣

lily: you are both dead.

marlene: stella is actual
bae tho

dorcas: she is an icon

james: that time when she
hexed that romy girl

regulus: when she got
banned from france and
spain

lily: AND that time when
she made harry try on a
maid suit

regulus: mhm that's
my niece you all are
talking about

lily: that's my goddaughter

james: still mad that sirius
didn't appoint me as a godfather

regulus: probably because
sirius is a simp for remus

marlene: wait do you
see this shit

dorcas: damn harry and
stella are really getting it

regulus: horny fucks
regulus: they better not
do it i don't want to see this

lily: TURN THE TV OFF
LET THEM HAVE SOME
PRIVACY

marlene: mood destroyer

regulus: please someone
obliviate me

james: stella defo a top

dorcas: most def

a/n: kinda lovin the heaven groupchat things. should i do more?

today's pic:

alan🥺