(Leaf's Story version of Satisfied because I'm bored)

[Connor]
Everyone, give it up for the maid of honor, Leaf Catson!

[Leaf]
A toast to the groom!

[Company]
To the groom! To the groom! To the groom!

[Leaf]
To the bride!

[Company]
To the bride! To the bride!

[Leaf]
From your sister

[Company]
Leaf, Leaf

[Leaf]
Who is always by your side

[Company]
By your side, by your side

[Leaf]
To your union

[Company]
To the union, to the revolution!

[Leaf]
And the hope that you provide

[Company]
You provide, you provide

[Leaf]
And may you always

[Company]
Always...

[Leaf]
Be satisfied...

[Rewinds that I'm too lazy to type]

[Leaf]
I remember that night I just might regret that night for the rest of my days
I remember those soldier boys tripping over themselves to win our praise
I remember that dreamlike candlelight like a dream that you can't quite place
But Chase, I'll never forget when I saw your face
You still looked the same
Intelligent eyes and a hunger pang frame
And when you said hi I forgot my dang name
Set my heart aflame, every part aflame-

[Leaf/Company]
This is not a game...

[Chase]
You strike me as a woman who has never been satisfied

[Leaf]
I'm sure I don't know what you mean, you forget yourself

[Chase]
You're like me, I'm never satisfied

[Leaf]
Is that right?

[Chase]
I have never been satisfied

[Leaf]
My name is Leaf Catson

[Chase]
Chase Hamilton

[Leaf]
Where's your fam'ly from?

[Chase]
Unimportant, there's a million things I haven't done, but just you wait, just you wait

[Leaf]
So so so
This is what it feels like to match wits
With someone at your level, what the hell is that catch?
It's the feeling of freedom, of seeing the light
It's Ben Franklin with a key and a kite, you see it right?
The conversation lasted two minutes, maybe three minutes
Everything we said was in total agreement
It's a dream, and it's a bit of a dance
A bit of a posture, it's a bit of a stance
He's a bit of a flirt, but imma give it a chance
I asked about his family, did you see his answer?
His hands started fidgeting, he looked askance
He's penniless, he's flying by the seat of his pants
Handsome, boy does he know it
Peach fuzz, and he can't even grow it!
I wanna take him far away from this place, then I turn and see my sister's face and she is

[Ivy]
Helpless

[Leaf]
And I know she is

[Ivy]
Helpless

[Leaf]
And her eyes are just

[Ivy]
Helpless

[Leaf]
And I realize

[Leaf/Company]
Three fundamental truths at the exact same time

[Chase]
Where are you taking me?

[Leaf]
I'm about to change your life

[Chase]
Then by all means, lead the way

[Leaf]
Number one!
He's after me cause I'm a Catson sister, that elevates his status
I'd have to be naive to set that aside, maybe that is why
I introduce him to Ivy, now that's his bride
Nice going, Leaf, he was right, you will never be satisfied

[Ivy]
Ivy Catson, it's a pleasure to meet you

[Chase]
Catson?

[Leaf]
My sister

Number two!
I'm a girl in a world in which my only job is to marry rich
Uncle has no sons, so I'm the one who has to social climb for one
I'm not the oldest, but the wittiest and the gossip in New York City is insidious
And Chase is penniless
Ha!
That doesn't mean I want him any less

[Ivy]
Thank you, for all of your service

[Chase]
If it takes fighting
A war for us to meet it
Will have been worth it

[Leaf]
I'll leave you to it

Number three!
I know my sister like I know my own mind!
You will never find anyone as trusting or as kind
If I tell her that I loved him she'd be silently resigned
He'd be mine!
She would say I'm fine

[Leaf/Company]
She'd be lying!

[Leaf]
But when I fantasize at night, it's my Chase's eyes
As I romanticize what might have been, if I hadn't sized him up so quickly
At least my dear Ivy's his wife
At least I keep his eyes in my life

To the groom!
To the bride!
From your sister, who is always by your side!
To your union!
And the hope that you provide!
May you always
Be satisfied

And I know
She'll be happy as his bride
And I know
He will never be satisfied
I will never be satisfied...