shut up bitch

harry: i waited for cedric for
20 minutes to come into the
bathroom but guess what i
was greeted with.

harry: moaning fucking
myrtle

billius: didn't hermione kick
you out???

mione: there are a lot of things
that people can do these days...

you: well guess what i literally
woke up in the middle of the
fucking library.

mione: well me and ron
went to eat ice cream with
fleur...

billius: we win at life.

you: it's obvious that fleur
likes me better though

harry: yeah yeah anyway
have you heard about that
yule ball thingy.

you: i was literally passed out,
i didn't hear shit about this
yodeling ball

mione: it's the yule ball
and yes i have heard about
it.

billius: i'm going to ask fleur,
she obviously likes me since
she went out to get ice cream
with me.

mione: US**

mione: she's like 2 years older
then you...

billius: unless your cheese or
wine, age is not a factor.

harry: tequila for president

you: i want to go as a three
way with cedric and cho

harry: wellllll i don't think
anyone knows who i am
going to ask to the ball, it's
going to be a surprise 😛

billius: yeah we totallyyy don't
knowwww 🙄

mione: this whole ball thing is
so stupid, i honestly don't even
want to go.

you: eh pretty exciting i guess,
but tbh i'm only there for the
hot boys

you: and girls

harry: like me 😉

you: um ok

mione: harry you are really
embarrassing yourself rn,,
i suggest you to stop.

harry: nope

billius: my boys dedicated

you: well too bad i am taken

harry: BY WHO?!?!?!?!?!?!

you: ugh don't you know this,
cho and cedric of course 🙄

mione: do they know you're
in a relationship with them?

you: umm next question

billius: just ask them, what's
the worst thing that could
happen???

you: i could get rejected and it
could be with me for my whole
life, and everyday i will cry that
the hottest girl at hogwarts got
rejected by the hottest boy at
hogwarts.

mione: hottest girl?

you: um yeah, me 🙄

harry: you got that right

billius: wait, why is he getting
better at flirting...

mione: he's really not though.

harry: I THOUGHT THAT AS
WELL OMGGGGG

you: whatever keeps you up at
night sweetie

harry: YOU CALLED ME
SWEETIE

you: yeah

mione: why are me and ron
background characters in
this group chat...

you: no ron and harry are
background characters
while me and heroin are
the main characters

harry: um no

you: we discussed this, i am
the main character along w/
hermione while you and ron
are the dancers behind us

mione: amen

billius: no

harry: ^^^

you: don't care lol

harry: ok fine i am a background
characters

billius: simp

you: glad you learned your
place lol. anyways i have to
meet up with fleur today

billius: take me with youuuu

you: nooooo

you are offline

mione: lucky hoe

billius: hermione can we hang
out together???

mione: sure

billius and mione are offline

harry: lol i get it

harry is offline