❝ TWENTY ONE | kiri's enlightenment & returning asshole

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☏  | CHATS (01)

KAMINARI | MIDORIYA | KIRISHIMA | TODOROKI | L/N

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2:49 pm

L/N Y/N
i need to change the gc name
because we're not a foursome
anymore give me a sec

L/N Y/N HAS CHANGED THE GROUPCHAT NAME!

TODOROKI SHOUTO
but you're the only virgin
here

KAMINARI DENKI
how to trigger (y/n): a
guide by todoroki shouto 🤩

L/N Y/N
i will hammer your dick
in

KAMINARI DENKI
sounds kinda.... kinky 😍

TODOROKI SHOUTO
can we move on he's
embarrassing

L/N Y/N
s u r e

L/N Y/N
you two are gonna
leave me soon 🥺🥺

L/N Y/N
i'll miss you guys 😔🫶

TODOROKI SHOUTO
i'm literally right in front of
you still

KAMINARI DENKI
why don't you show me
how much you'll miss me
when i'm gone 😉😉😉

L/N Y/N

KAMINARI DENKI

TODOROKI SHOUTO
why is he actually sitting
like that now

L/N Y/N
because he's a dumbass

KAMINARI DENKI
i took that personally 🤨

TODOROKI SHOUTO
because you should

L/N Y/N

KAMINARI DENKI
where's mido or kiri 😔😔
they always back me up
when i'm getting targeted
by my friends 🙄🙄

L/N Y/N
midoriya is hanging out with
his asswipe friend 🤬🤬🤬🔪

L/N Y/N
motherfucker 😤😤

L/N Y/N
POMERANIAN LOOKING
GUACAMOLE INFUSED
HEADASS 🔪‼️

KAMINARI DENKI

L/N Y/N
since you're my friend
you'll join me in slandering
midoriya's headass friend

KAMINARI DENKI
only if i get a nude in
return 🥺🥺

L/N Y/N

TODOROKI SHOUTO
i can encase him with ice on
the ceiling if you want me to
(l/n)

TODOROKI SHOUTO
It really works

L/N Y/N
i would say yes but he's
after zooming out of the
room like his ass was on
fire or smth 😳

KAMINARI DENKI
is that you confessing that
you think my ass is hot (y/n)
🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵💨😩😩😩

L/N Y/N
i will bring out killer kuso
istg do not test me 🔪

KAMINARI DENKI
NO WAIT THAT THING
IS TERRIFYING 😭😭😭

TODOROKI SHOUTO
i found it quite amusing
when (y/n) used it on you
this morning

KIRISHIMA EIJIRO IS ONLINE!

KIRISHIMA EIJIRO
i saw people threatening
each other and got scared
so i'm here

L/N Y/N
KIRIIIIIIIIIIIIIII 🥰🥰🥰

KIRISHIMA EIJIRO
(L/NNNNNNNNNNNN)
🥺🥺🥺

KAMINARI DENKI
how come you greet kiri
nicely 😤😤😤

KAMINARI DENKI
all i get is abuse off you
🙄🙄 smh why can't you
greet me with the same
attitude

L/N Y/N
do you want me to ss and
show everyone the convos
me and you have 😐

KAMINARI DENKI
nvm 🤗

L/N Y/N
good 😌

TODOROKI SHOUTO
i'd like to see them

KIRISHIMA EIJIRO
i don't!

KAMINARI DENKI
that's because kiri isn't
a heartless friend like
todoroki 😩

KIRISHIMA EIJIRO
no i just don't want to
be embarrassed seeing
your texts 😅

L/N Y/N
BYE

KAMINARI DENKI

TODOROKI SHOUTO
your honesty is valued

TODOROKI SHOUTO
though (l/n) looks like they're
having a heart failure

KIRISHIMA EIJIRO
WAIT I FEEL BAD—

KIRISHIMA EIJIRO
KAMI I'M SORRY PLEASE
DONT BE MAD AT ME AJSJ

KIRISHIMA EIJIRO
i'm sorry if i went overboard
with that 🥺

KAMINARI DENKI
kiri you don't need to be
sorry for every joke you
make like i know you're
joking,,, you don't need
to worry about our feelings
because that's what friends
do — we joke around 🤩

KAMINARI DENKI
i know that sounds random
but i just noticed how you
apologise after every joke
you say 😤

L/N Y/N
yeah 🥺🥺 kiri we'd tell you
if we were uncomfortable with
the jokes you make which we
arent and we love it when you
joke around with us like the
whole purpose of this gc so we
can talk and have fun

KAMINARI DENKI
awww i thought we were
all building tension for
an epic gang bang in this
gc 😔😔

L/N Y/N

KAMINARI DENKI
WAIT IM JOKING I CAN
HEAR YOU GETTIN THE
FICKIGN VACCUJM PLX
SICJS HAVE MERCY 🥺🔫

L/N Y/N
thank you

L/N Y/N
as i was saying🙄

TODOROKI SHOUTO
texting*

L/N Y/N
i will use the vacuum on
you and make you gobble
your phone like a fucking
turkey

TODOROKI SHOUTO
try your best, it sounds like
a nice way to go

L/N Y/N
🏃💨

L/N Y/N
AS I WAS TEXTING

L/N Y/N
we love it when you joke
so don't be afraid to say
stuff to us i mean you see
the threats me, kami and
midoriya give each other
and yours aren't even bad
compared to our ones ‼️

L/N Y/N
so don't apologise for saying
a joke we're not going to attack
you if you do 😌🥰

TODOROKI SHOUTO
i've known you for 5 hours
but i agree

KAMINARI DENKI
lazy ass ^ 🙄

KIRISHIMA EIJIRO
sorry for apologising so much
which i literally just did there
but i just don't like the thought
of hurting someone and i've
been told to shut up when i've
said jokes before so i'm still in
that mindset where i have to
say sorry for nearly everything
i do 😅😅

KIRISHIMA EIJIRO
wait— was that too much info
omg im sorry

MIDORIYA IZUKU IS ONLINE!

MIDORIYA IZUKU
name of people who told
u to shut up & made you
feel insecure about yourself
right now

KIRISHIMA EIJIRO
wait no it's fine seriously!

MIDORIYA IZUKU
names

MIDORIYA IZUKU
right now

KIRISHIMA EIJIRO
arent you supposed to be
hanging out with your
friend right now—

MIDORIYA IZUKU
yes i am but ur more
important than some
stupid spicy ass meal
and him grumbling
about how he hates
everyone

MIDORIYA IZUKU
so give me the names

MIDORIYA IZUKU
right this fucking instant

KIRISHIMA EIJIRO
you don't even anything
about me 🙃 and it's not
like you can do anything
but seriously it's fine i
swear

MIDORIYA IZUKU
try me

L/N Y/N
kirishima are you okay?
like genuinely okay?

KAMINARI DENKI
me and shouto will find
out where these fuckers
live 😤😤

TODOROKI SHOUTO
yes

KIRISHIMA EIJIRO
well you guys can't do much
and it's not like it's affecting
me or anything

L/N Y/N
kiri we can tell it is and we
care for you so don't be afraid
to

L/N Y/N
we care about you

KIRISHIMA EIJIRO
you guys barely know me
just like how you guys barely
know each other. other than
our schools or fav food, what
do we know about each other?

MIDORIYA IZUKU
we don't have to know each
other that well to care for
them kiri that's not what
we're trying to say

KIRISHIMA EIJIRO
but that's what i'm trying
to say. i really just can't wrap
my head around how a bunch
of people on a sex app could
care about me more than the
people that surround me in
real life

KIRISHIMA EIJIRO
i just really can't understand
why you all care so much about
me from a few text messages
we shared with each other

KIRISHIMA EIJIRO
it just doesn't make sense to
me — i'm sorry

KIRISHIMA EIJIRO HAS DISCONNECTED!

KAMINARI DENKI
holy fuck he snapped 😳

MIDORIYA IZUKU
he didn't snap he said the
truth

L/N Y/N
he really does have a point
though,,, we truly don't know
each other all that well

KAMINARI DENKI
you say that as if me and
todoroki aren't in your
house right now

MIDORIYA IZUKU
which you guys still have yet
to give me and kiri a reason
on how that happened

MIDORIYA IZUKU
you don't owe us a reason,
it's your business and shit
but it proves his point that
we're not that comfortable
with each other or ready to
spill our life to each other

MIDORIYA IZUKU
think about it, we're in a
groupchat on a sex app &
solely for the reason we all
matched with (l/n) and were
trying to fuck them

KAMINARI DENKI
still am 😶

TODOROKI SHOUTO
not the time

MIDORIYA IZUKU
it's obvious we all have some
fucked up shit in our lives
but even though we're friends
of some sort we haven't said
a word about it because we
haven't reached that level
of trust yet

MIDORIYA IZUKU
and probably never will

L/N Y/N
not unless we try
though

MIDORIYA IZUKU
we all met and talk on a
sex app and use this gc
for fun shit and stuff &
some people may know
stuff about others

MIDORIYA IZUKU
but we can all say that
there's a secret we're
all hiding or something
happened between a
few people that no one
else in this gc knows
about

▘the minute you read his text, you look up and lock eyes with both todoroki and kaminari who look as conflicted as you are〻

▘but none of you deny his words〻

MIDORIYA IZUKU
all though i don't know
kiri at all i still care for
him which you can clearly
see — but what could we
have done?

MIDORIYA IZUKU
we don't know his life &
it's perfectly understandable
why he freaked out when
we showed how concerned
we were

KAMINARI DENKI
but why did he freak out?
we were only trying to
help

MIDORIYA IZUKU
because he doesn't know
how a bunch of people
on a sex app will care for
him before he's dropped
after we all move on from
this gc

L/N Y/N
fuck you're right

TODOROKI SHOUTO
i think he felt pressured &
overwhelmed by us as well
it's obvious kirishima isnt
used to talking about his
problems so we did not
help him at all

MIDORIYA IZUKU
no shit Sherlock hence why
he went offline after making
us open our fucking eyes

KAMINARI DENKI
so now what do we do?

L/N Y/N
i made this group chat as way
to pass time on my job because
i thought it would be funny to
talk to midoriya and kaminari
at the same time

L/N Y/N
but i grew attached pretty
quickly to you guys and began
to look forward to opening this
stupid app if i saw a text message
from your guys and added kirishima
because i thought he'd fit in and
todoroki after i became more close
with him

L/N Y/N
i've met most of you and do like
hanging out with you but at the
end of the day, this all started
because you all wanted to fuck me
but my awkward ass managed to
have a conversation instead

L/N Y/N
the thing is, do we want to be
friends? or are you all going to
just try fuck me and then lose
contact again?

MIDORIYA IZUKU
that's what i'm trying to
figure out

▘kaminari and todoroki look at you with a stoic expression but you can see the cogs turning in their heads as they try to come up with an answer to your question〻

▘you were in the same boat. sure, you'd like to consider them friends but at the end of the day—did they want that? they wanted to have sex with you and clearly still do, would they even consider being friends with everyone; people who are trying to fuck the same person they're after? why would you guys be friends?〻

KAMINARI DENKI
i think we all have come to
the conclusion that you
simply don't know

TODOROKI SHOUTO
it's a valid question

▘a buzz from todoroki's phone has all three of you sighing and looking at each other with a guarded expression. that buzz meant someone was here to collect them and bring them back to u.a. this was probably the last time you'd see them if you're being honest〻

KAMINARI DENKI
well me and todoroki need
to go now since our lift is
here

MIDORIYA IZUKU
i need to pay attention to
kaachan anyway

MIDORIYA IZUKU HAS DISCONNECTED!

▘you nearly cringe to yourself at the awkward atmosphere both in the groupchat and between the two boys right now〻

▘kiri's enlightenment really did make you open your eyes〻

KAMINARI DENKI HAS DISCONNECTED!

TODOROKI SHOUTO HAS DISCONNECTED!

▘a wave of sadness washes over you as you watch the two boys pocket their phones and move to grab their bags, all while you sat there and stared at your phone with a small, sad frown〻

▘what were you guys really doing?〻

L/N Y/N HAS DISCONNECTED!

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☏ | CHATS (01)

BAKUGOU KATSUKI HAS SENT YOU A CHAT!

L/N Y/N
"oh fuck it's the return
of the asshole."

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3:47 pm

BAKUGOU KATSUKI
i can't fucking believe i'm
doing this

L/N Y/N
what the fuck i swore i
blocked you

BAKUGOU KATSUKI
you fucking blocked me from
seeing your profile not
messaging you

L/N Y/N
how the fuck does that make
sense this stupid app is fucking
weird

L/N Y/N
don't answer that actually i don't
want to fucking talk to you

BAKUGOU KATSUKI
well i need to talk to you so
fucking listen

L/N Y/N
where the fuck do i find
the option to remove you
from my messages

BAKUGOU KATSUKI
why the fuck would i tell
you

L/N Y/N
because i've had a shit day
and it wouldn't cause you any
fuss if you just fucking helped
me block you because it's obvious
you don't want to talk to me

BAKUGOU KATSUKI
fuck

BAKUGOU KATSUKI
look i want to talk to you

L/N Y/N
wow that's a surprise! about
what? how i ruined your shirt
with the smoothie? how i pissed
you off? how you swear to kill me
if you see me again?

BAKUGOU KATSUKI
for fuck sake shithead i'm
trying to apologise here!

L/N Y/N
😳

L/N Y/N
what

BAKUGOU KATSUKI
look i need to talk and
apologise to you about my
behaviour because i hate
listening to Deku nag me
about it and feeling guilty
about the way i treated
you

BAKUGKU KATSUKI
is that fucking good enough
for you

L/N Y/N
lol no

BAKUGOU KATSUKI
how the fuck isn't it

L/N Y/N
why the fuck would i forgive
you with the horrible ways
you've treated me because
you said "sorry"

BAKUGOU KATSUKI
it's the thought that fucking
counts

L/N Y/N
it doesn't matter, i'm not
forgiving you

BAKUGOU KATSUKI
just fucking hear me out
at least

L/N Y/N
what can you say? there's
nothing to hear you out on
ffs because there's literally
no reason why you basically
painted me as a fucking whore
the first time i messaged you &
the first time i talked to you

L/N Y/N
why would i forgive someone
who degraded me into a slut
who would fuck anyone because
im desperate to lose my virginity
after helping them find their friend

L/N Y/N
why should i lower myself by
accepting your apology

L/N Y/N
why

BAKUGOU KATSUKI
look, you don't have to
forgive me or shit like
that just at least hear
me out for why my
behaviour was shittier
than it usually was with
you

BAKUGOU KATSUKI
it'll be fucking easier for
me to say this shit if we
met up somewhere, like that
stupid fucking diner where
you dunked that shitty
smoothie on me

L/N Y/N
your lack of empathy for
this situation makes me want
to decline even more

BAKUGOU KATSUKI
it could be for two seconds
or half an hour i don't fucking
care but at least let me talk to
you, so i can have a fucking
peace of mind knowing that
i tried to apologise to you &
so Deku can understand that
you don't want one off of me
because you clearly hate me

L/N Y/N
meet me in the diner at
2pm Saturday sharp, if
ur late i'm leaving

L/N Y/N
and bring money, you're
paying for whatever i get
in there and if you try argue
i will fucking cause war

BAKUGOU KATSUKI
fine for fuck sake

L/N Y/N
don't think i'm doing this
for you

L/N Y/N
i'm doing this so izuku can
stop apologising for his friend's
mistakes
seen ✓

L/N Y/N HAS DISCONNECTED!

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lmao why did i make that so dramatic just say ye want to fuck and be friends still ye pussies ://

the first group fuck up, and the return of bakugou seeing as i just didn't feel the need to bring him back for like 10 chapters?? why did i do that ugh it's fine it worked out in the end

i have no crazy life update other than my legs are still fucked and i've binge read like a book a day while also writing my other drafts so i do feel quite productive which is rare !!!!

hope you're all safe and doing well <33

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