❝ TWENTY | killer kuso & kinky partings

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L/N Y/N
at home | 2:59 am

"is there anything you guys want?"

"death."

if there's one thing you've learnt about todoroki shouto is that he gets very depressed and grumpy when he's sleep deprived; extremely depressed and grumpy.

"todoroki is fine for now," kaminari tells your father, clapping his friend's back a bit too hard and causing the younger male to scowl at him. "i'll have some tea though."

todoroki shrugs his arm off of him and adjusts the bag on his shoulder. "do i look fine?"

you really want to say yes but you hold your tongue and march straight through the front door with an embarrassed look on your face.

kaminari rolls his eyes as he steps into your house, bag on his back while todoroki nearly drags himself in afterwards. your father is in the kitchen, probably about to make you a cup of tea that always helps you relax if you had a nightmare or can't get to sleep. the hanging clock on the wall ticks away, showing that it's three in the morning by the time you've all gotten back.

it didn't take long for your father and noritaka to discuss the meeting of when you'd be questioned and in five minutes of kaminari making a phone call, two bags full of their stuff they need for the night landed outside the police station.

you think you heard kaminari say; "thanks, sero." but you're not sure—deciding to brush it off anyway as it didn't matter.

"we'll be sleeping in the living room because my room is...kinda small for the three of us." you awkwardly laugh, lying straight to your teeth as you imagine the extremely messy state your room is currently in.

you cringe when you visualise your desk that has clothes, books and random socks thrown all over it.

you really need to clean it.

"your house is nice," kaminari comments as he sits down on the plush sofa you have. "it feels weird being in one though, i'm so used to the dorms."

todoroki stiffly sits down there after you nod at him—smiling internally at the way he asked for permission. "the dorms are horrible sometimes."

you quirk an eyebrow and sit on the sofa opposite them, curling into the blanket as your father begins to hum obnoxiously loud from the kitchen.

"why?"

kaminari fiddles with a loose string on the sofa, completely enamoured by it yet still finding a way to speak. "people are up all night talking, listening to music and fucking someone."

"oh." you scrunch your nose up at the thought of having your sleep disturbed because someone was having sex. "how do you put up with that?"

kaminari purses his lips and sheepishly smiles at you. "well, me and todoroki do it often but we try not to be too loud to disturb the people around us. though; they have no consideration for us when they do it."

at that moment, kaminari's hoodie that's a size too big for him falls down, exposing his smooth, tanned collarbone that's marked by a massive, purple hickey—the fucking size of a baseball it seems. how does someone even get that big of one on their collarbone? did the person he was fucking have a massive mouth? does the person still have a jaw after leaving a hickey that size?

and why does it look so angry looking?

your inexperience with sex is showing, (y/n).

todoroki notices your pointed stare and glances over to see the massive hickey. he just huffs and tugs the hoodie up, startling kaminari who was fiddling with the loose string again like he had some fixation on it.

"it looks like someone decided to have sex with a gaping black hole." todoroki bluntly comments causing kaminari to whip around to glare at him.

"excuse— shit, you! that gaping black hole took my dick very wel—"

you threw a pillow at him, effectively shutting him up with a fierce glare.

"do not talk about people giving you head right now!" you grumble distastefully, not successfully stomping out the small pit of rage that had brewed when you saw the hickey. you are not going down that road. "no sex jokes tonight! nada."

kaminari doesn't assume that your outburst has anything to do with an emotion called jealousy—thank fuck, and instead looks at you with a distressed face, slumping further into the sofa with a soft pout pulling at him plump lips.

"sex jokes are the best jokes—" kaminari goes to say but is quickly cut off by your father's icy tone.

"and those jokes are better left unsaid in the presence of me." he grins though it looks like he's ready to murder the blonde who presses into the soft material of the sofa and apologises quietly, ears tinging red as he takes the cup of tea off your father.

todoroki grins smugly from beside him, long eyelashes fluttering as he hides behind his hair in order not to be seen looking amused by his friend's embarrassment. his pale hands press into his face for a brief second and you can see is mentally willing himself not to laugh in order not to make things worse for the flustered boy beside him.

"here, (y/n)," your father hands you your cup which you take a straightens his back, eyeing kaminari's slumped form with amusement before turning to look at you. "i'm tired and i have work in the morning so i'll be going to bed now. (y/n), you know where the mattress is and you guys can raid the cupboards and fridge because their mother buys too much food and is literally making me fat."

you roll your eyes at your father's exclamation but don't correct him. your mother buys the whole shop when she goes grocery shopping and then expects you and your father to have the food gone in a week by preparing massive dinners and breakfasts the both of you can barely finish.

you snack more than eat main meals if you had to be honest.

"but," the cold glint in your father's eyes has todoroki's own ones widening and kaminari pressing himself further into the couch to hide from the steely glare. "if either one of you do anything to (y/n) i will bring out my deadly and most trusted weapon."

oh no.

you know what he's going to say and no amount of mental preparation will help you swallow the embarrassment of the words that will leave his mouth. why did you have an embarrassingly weird dad? why couldn't you have a normal one? one that doesn't still slide down the banister in the mornings?

one that doesn't purposely wear crocs in the house in order to annoy your mother by the horrific squeaky noise that comes from them being dragged on the wooden floor?

"what's this...weapon you are talking about?" the dual-coloured male sounds confused and hesitant asking the question and you want to shake him for actually asking it.

"dad, wait—" you begin to say but it's too late.

"the killer kuso."

A/N; hi, hello ahahaha sorry to interrupt but from the 126 websites i used to check if this was right— kuso means shit in japanese so hence the name. goodbye, my search history is ruined now

silence.

you'd probably be able to hear a feather falling onto the ground because it was so quiet between the four of you. kaminari and todoroki are blinking up at your dad who is staring back at them aimlessly and you have decided to hide under the blanket because you were that embarrassed by him.

the killer kuso was a...family treasure you could say. meaning it comes in the form of a fifteen year old, scratched and tattered black and red vacuum that's so broken that when it's turned on it starts firing really sharp bits from the inside of the machine at rapid speed.

even if you unplug it, it'll take ten seconds for it to stop completely.

todoroki is the first to come back to his senses and gulps. "the- the killer kuso?"

your father nods. "killer kuso. my trustworthy vacuum that can and will kill someone. do you boys enjoy having glass shot at you from a broken hoover?"

please stop thinking.

silence envelops you again and you peak your head out from underneath your blanket to scowl at your dense father.

"don't you have work in the morning?" your practically grit out, nearly cursing when you saw the shit-eating grin on his face as he pretends to nod thoughtfully.

the two boys look traumatised and you won't blame them if they walk out of your house right then and there. your annoying father nods and makes his way to the stairs with a small smirk, purposely going slowly to annoy you which works.

"i will use killer kuso on you if you don't go upstairs and leave us alone!"

"alright, i'm going."

the sound of his bedroom door being shut makes you let out a huff, eyes darting to the two mannequins sitting on your couch. kaminari's fingers are twitching wildly around the mug, eyes unblinking as he stares at the warm liquid in the mug. todoroki is blankly staring into space, mulling over the threat of being killed by a fifteen year old vacuum.

they're definitely broken.

you clear your throat. "i bet you're regretting coming over." todoroki looks at kaminari who takes a large gulp of his tea, hissing when it burns his tongue.

"i— i just need to know where the vacuum is hidden," the blonde says, looking around the dark room while his friend does the same. "i am not having a vacuum that is named 'killer kuso' taking my life when i'm sleeping."

"i wouldn't mind honestly," todoroki mutters darkly before rolling his eyes when his friend lifts his leg to kick him in the thigh. "i'm being serious."

you put down your cup and stand up. "okay, i think it's time to sleep because i'm worried for todoroki's mental health."

"what mental health?"

ten minutes later the boys have helped you carry the mattress downstairs and put it in the middle of the two sofas, pushing them together so both sides of the mattress were blocked by the sofas. a fierce battle of rock, paper, scissors had you sleeping on the mattress with kaminari and todoroki taking the sofas—because they wanted you comfortable so they practically forced you to take the mattress.

kaminari had gone upstairs to get spare blankets and you were washing your mug when todoroki entered the room.

"where does this go?" he holds up the unopened packet of cookies your father brought out just incase one of you wanted to snack on something. all three of you were tired however and couldn't bring yourselves to eat anything.

"in this cupboard," you tap the one above you but don't remove your gaze from the mug you're washing. "i'll put it up in a few secon-"

"it's fine i got it."

todoroki's low voice is a lot closer than it was three seconds ago and before you can process anything, you feel his chest graze your back as he swings open the tall cupboards above you. the hairs on your arms stand up and a shiver jolts through your body when his muscular arm that's visible to your eyes, seeing as he's wearing a t-shirt, glides past your left cheek as he puts the packet back where it belongs.

you're certain you have a very embarrassing facial expression right now. you suck your bottom lip between your teeth and almost drop the mug you're washing when you feel his warm breath cascade down your bare neck, dancing along the ridges of your skin and leaving a blazing heat across your neck and ears.

fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. all the fucks, every fuck in the universe. fuck.

"are you okay?"

oh, he's right behind you, not moving from his position. his hand is on the cupboard handle, preparing to close it yet his head is tilted slightly so you can catch his eye if you turn your head to his slightly as well. his breath is fanning down your neck and your body temperature seems to rise, making you even more flustered than before. he's obviously concerned about your flushed expression and the way you're no longer washing the mug.

snap out of it (y/n).

"yeah! yeah...yeah i'm go— fine!" you stumble over your words and scrub the clean mug with more vigour, face heating up when his questioning stare refuses to let up. "just tired, that's all."

"are you sure? you look," the taller male trails off, heterochromia eyes wander over your face and you feel the sudden urge to scream at the amount of embarrassment you're feeling.

"i'm okay, todoroki. seriously." you say softly, hoping he'll leave you alone.

but he doesn't because he's dense.

he lifts his right hand and you stiffen, waiting with a baited breath before he drops it as if he's reconsidering something. he stares at his hand for a moment before looking at you, his eyes softening and tongue poking at his inner cheek.

he raises his right hand again, centimetres away from your cheek. "can i?" he asks quietly, waiting for your answer and only showing consideration and patience as he waits.

you don't know what he wants to do with that (hot) veiny hand of his, but his gentle eyes have you nodding at him.

not a second later, his right hand gently lays on your cheek and you suck in a breath harshly when his ice cold skin makes contact with your warm face. you can't even say anything as he cups your cheek for a few seconds, thumb brushing over your eyebrow and along your temple, dragging down to your chin before he moves his hand to the other cheek to repeat the process.

even though you're flustered, his ice cold hand cools you down and you relax into his hold. unconsciously you lean into his touch, thankfully going unnoticed by the dual-coloured male who seems focused on cooling you down.

his thumb stroking your face with utter care sends goosebumps forming all over your body. it gently strokes your skin, running down your nose before it circles around your lips that unknowingly make your breath hitch and get caught in your throat.

you have had so much male contact tonight that it's terrifying.

first; dabi almost kisses you, second; your stalked by someone, three; kaminari is hugging you, four; a male police officer nearly sends you into another panic attack for not allowing your two friends into the interrogation, five; kaminari and todoroki are in your house and literally about to sleep two inches away from you and six; todoroki is literally holding your face in his hand like you're a precious gem or something.

way too much male contact for tonight, way too much. you might just avoid contact with them for the rest of your life because you've been surrounded by them for the past five hours nearly.

todoroki's thumb gently running over your top lip has you snapping your eyes up to meet his, only to see he's gazing at your lips in thought. your veins strum against your skin with unbridled excitement that it almost scares you how much your heart craves comfort right now. how your heart is literally about to fly out of your chest with how close todoroki is to you.

fucking hell todoroki is very close to you right now.

"hey guys! i— shit, think i found the killer vacuum. i'm going bring it downstairs to defend myself and todoroki." kaminari's voice literally echoes in your house and you jerk away, startled.

todoroki drops his hand from your face, looking at you for a few more seconds before switching his gaze to the doorframe where he can see kaminari bounding down the stairs, quiet noises escaping his lips as his head jerks violently when he makes it towards the couch.

"do not go near it incase you hurt yourself, kaminari," todoroki calls out to his friend, turning his head to look at you once more.

his lips twitch upwards slightly and you suddenly realise how fucking gorgeous he is. and he's standing in front of you, fucking hell. he nods to the cup that's just sitting in the sink with an abundant amount of water filling it up.

"you missed a spot."

you curse and jump back to the cup, shaky hands lifting it up to see a large stain on the side of the cup. you shyly look at him as he retreats out of the kitchen to go make sure kaminari hasn't killed himself. your heart is still beating frantically and is pounding in your ears, excitement still swimming in your veins as you calm down from the intense moment you were in.

and when you came out of the kitchen a few minutes later to see the boys lying down on the separate couches, you swore you see todoroki's lips turn into a microscopic smirk before he looks away.

you don't dare dwell on it though as you collapse onto your mattress and fall asleep.

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L/N Y/N
still in their house | 9:32 am

the first thing your blurry eyes see when you wake up is todoroki sitting upright on the sofa, a blanket draped over his lap as he absentmindedly scrolls through his phone.

he looks up when he feels eyes on him and offers you a tiny smile when he sees your tired state. "how are you feeling?"

fuck, his morning voice.

he's definitely been awake for a while because he seems wide awake, but his voice is husky and rough as he speaks, still clouded with sleep and it sounds so pleasant to your ears that you have to fight back the urge to say something that will embarrass you. you definitely would not mind him speaking to you with that voice daily—not at all.

you're such a creep, (y/n).

"okay."

that's a fucking lie.

every half an hour you awoke with a jolt, chest heaving as you rapidly blink away the horrid nightmares of someone stalking you. every dark spot you look at, all you see is those fucking red eyes and you can hear his stupid voice calling out to you for help and it sent your body into panic yet again at the sound of it.

kaminari was awake the first seven times it happened and was there to hold your hand while you struggled to identify what was your nightmare and what was the real world. his twitchy fingers that were rough allowed your mind to calm down and for your breath to come out light as you played with his fingers.

you weren't up for talking but he knew that you would be curious on why he was still awake which he explained to you was due to his quirk. since his quirk allowed him to discharge electricity, at night the stored up electricity had his body high strung and made it hard for him to go to sleep.

it was interesting to learn and it made sense because sometimes you caught sight of the yellow bolts crackling through his hair due to being stored up.

every time you went back to sleep, his hand was always clutching yours and every time you woke up his hand was there to envelop yours.

the eighth time you woke up, kaminari had gone to sleep and it was apparent that he was a heavier sleeper than todoroki because you had shyly nudged his back to see if you can hold his hand but he didn't budge.

you had rolled onto your side, panic clawing at your chest as your struggled to come down from your nightmare when todoroki had gently tugged you by the shoulder to face you towards him. he had awkwardly given you his right hand that was ice cold, allowing you to grip it as you calmed your breathing down before falling asleep due to sheer exhaustion.

todoroki was there for you every time you woke up for the rest of the night.

honestly? you were so thankful the two of them were there for you during the night. not once did either of them complain about you having a nightmare, not complaining when they gave you their hand, they didn't mind you playing with their fingers as you calmed yourself down. they didn't mind at all—they were just concerned for you.

and it was the first time in a long while that someone other than your parents had expressed their concern for you.

"you are a horrible liar." todoroki states, still scrolling mindlessly through his phone.

you roll your eyes and grab your own phone, squinting when the bright light hits your eyes. "if you knew the answer to the question, why ask me?"

"to seem like i cared."

you threw a pillow at him which he caught easily, chuckling quietly down at you as he put the pillow under his arm for support.

you opened the app that lead you to meeting the two idiots that somehow cared for you, an idea popping in your head when you saw the group chat you and the guys had.

"hey, todoroki?"

"what?"

"how do you feel about joining a group chat?"

he blinks at you.

"i don't mind." he says vaguely before looking at his phone again.

that was all you needed to hear.

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☏ | CHATS (01)

KAMINARI | MIDORIYA | KIRISHIMA | L/N

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9:37 am

L/N Y/N
we've got someone new
being added boys so get
ready to welcome our new
male recruit 😺🤟

MIDORIYA IZUKU
if he doesn't reach the
bar kirishima has set
then we don't want
him, thanks xoxoxo

KIRISHIMA EIJIRO
how did i raise the bar 😭

MIDORIYA IZUKU
by breathing ✨

KAMINARI DENKI IS ONLINE!

L/N Y/N
wtf ur awake 😳😳

KAMINARI DENKI
if u looked at me then
you'd notice 😈😈😈

▘you look up to your right to see kaminari's face is pressed against the edge of the couch, his muscular arm is in front of him holding his phone along with his other one, completely wide awake〻

▘he smirks when he feels your gaze and looks up to lock eyes with you, causing you to duck your head under the cover in embarrassment to ignore the hot feeling spreading across your face that darts down to your neck when he chuckles huskily into the air〻

MIDORIYA IZUKU
wait

MIDORIYA IZUKU
what do you mean look
up

KIRISHIMA EIJIRO
are you with each other
right now?

KAMINARI DENKI
yeeeeeee 🤓

L/N Y/N
stop 🛑🖕

L/N Y/N
but yes he's in my house
along with his friend who
im adding into this gc & yes
they stayed the night before
you ask

MIDORIYA IZUKU

KIRISHIMA EIJIRO
that sounded like fun 😊😊

L/N Y/N
IT WAS NOT

L/N Y/N
KAMI ROLLED OFF THE
COUCH 4 TIMES AND LANDED
ON TOP OF ME DURING THE
NIGHT

L/N Y/N
MY LUNGS LEFT MY RIBCAGE

KAMINARI DENKI
IM NOT THAT FAT 😔💔

KAMINARI DENKI
the only thing fat on my
body is my dick 😉🤟‼️

MIDORIYA IZUKU

L/N Y/N
someone aesthetically end
my life please ✨✨

KIRISHIMA EIJIRO
i don't like bringing others
down but i think it might
just be your thigh 😕😕

MIDORIYA IZUKU
SKUSJSXHEKCIEJCIE

MIDORIYA IZUKU
NOT EVEN KIRI BELIEVES
YOU 😭😭

L/N Y/N
KIRISHIMA CHOSE VIOLENCE
THIS MORNING AHAHAHAHA

L/N Y/N
GUYS HE JUST DROPPED HIS
PHONE AND IS JUST CHECKING
DOWN HIS PANTS WHILE CRYING
PLEASE PICK ME UP FROM MY
OWN HOUSE 💨💨💨

KIRISHIMA EIJIRO
i would ‼️

KIRISHIMA EIJIRO
if i had a car 😔

L/N Y/N
it's the thought that counts
🥺🥺🥺🥰❤️

MIDORIYA IZUKU
why would i want to save
you from suffering

L/N Y/N
i say this politely

L/N Y/N
eat shit

MIDORIYA IZUKU
okay but istg if this friend
is anything like kaminari
i will pack my bags and
leave

KAMINARI DENKI
AIYOYOYOYOYOYO
ZUKU YOU GOTTA
BE NICE THIS IS THE
DENSE FRIEND I WAS
TALKING ABOUT 🤩🤩

MIDORIYA IZUKU
nevermind he's welcomed

KIRISHIMA EIJIRO
well i'm excited to meet
him 😊😊

L/N Y/N
this is why the only one
who has rights in this gc
is kiri 🙄🙄

KAMINARI DENKI
i deserve rights ‼️‼️

MIDORIYA IZUKU
if you deserve rights than
i deserve a dad

L/N Y/N

KIRISHIMA EIJIRO
how do i respond to that—

KAMINARI DENKI
I JUST COIGHED IP
MY LIFNS REAIDG
THAT 🤣🤣

MIDORIYA IZUKU
i think you coughed out
ur fucking brain if you
think i'm supposed to
understand that 🤩🤩

L/N Y/N
Zuku, honey, i'm kaminari's
roblox therapist but i can be
yours if you need to 😔😔❤️

MIDORIYA IZUKU
only if you take the couple
counselling to reconcile our
broken marriage 🥺❣️

L/N Y/N

KIRISHIMA EIJIRO
uhhhh (y/n)? arent you
gonna add this guy in or
are we gonna forget about
him

MIDORIYA IZUKU
just like my dad forgot me
at the supermarket 😔🔫

KAMINARI DENKI

L/N Y/N

KIRISHIMA EIJIRO
you ok midoriya? 🥺

MIDORIYA IZUKU
yeah i'm fine 🥺

MIDORIYA IZUKU
no im fucking not
message not sent!

KAMINARI DENKI
why does todoroki sit like
he pays the bills 🤔🤔

L/N Y/N
he literally told me he pays
for your class's groceries weekly
so i think he does?????

MIDORIYA IZUKU
he has money. add him.
right now.

KIRISHIMA EIJIRO
don't use him for his money!
he's more than that ☹️☹️

L/N Y/N
todoroki literally just said he'd
sell himself for a piece of dirt but
i love you kiri 😩😩

KAMINARI DENKI
why did he throw a pillow
at me 😭😭😭🔫🔫🔫

L/N Y/N
because you said you'd rather
eat the dirt than buy him 😺

MIDORIYA IZUKU
what the fuck

MIDORIYA IZUKU
nvm just add him because
i need money

L/N Y/N HAS ADDED TODOROKI SHOUTO TO THE GROUP CHAT!

L/N Y/N
TODOROKIIIIIIIIII 🤓‼️💨

KAMINARI DENKI
SHOUTOOOOOOOOO
😈🥶🥰👊👊👊

TODOROKI SHOUTO
i'm right in front of you guys
why are you acting like i
moved across the world?

MIDOROYA IZUKU
credit card details, bank card
and wallet please good sir

KIRISHIMA EIJIRO
midoriya no 😔

TODOROKI SHOUTO
who are these people?

MIDORIYA IZUKU
i'm your future sugar baby
please give me your money

KIRISHIMA EIJIRO
i'm the guy trying to make
sure you don't have a sugar
baby 😊

TODOROKI SHOUTO
what type of cult is this

L/N Y/N

TODOROKI SHOUTO
what

MIDORIYA IZUKU
is he okay

KAMINARI DENKI
uhhhhh no 😀😀 but he's
fine just give him a few years
and he might say he likes
being your friend

TODOROKI SHOUTO
i won't ever say that

MIDORIYA IZUKU
i want you to be my sugar
daddy

KIRISHIMA EIJIRO
do not be his sugar daddy

L/N Y/N
be my sugar daddy instead
😘😘😘

▘it was a bold move but when you look up, todoroki is too focused on his phone to notice your embarrassment. you momentarily forgot he's sitting literally in front of you and could easily say something to you〻

▘kaminari reads your text and looks at you with a smirk, wiggling his eyebrows which earns him a scowl from you〻

TODOROKI SHOUTO
but i'm not your father and
besides, the sugar is in the
kitchen so why can't you get
it yourself?

MIDORIYA IZUKU
that's not—

KIRISHIMA EIJIRO
😳

KAMINARI DENKI
shouto darling that's not
what we meant 😭😭😭😭

L/N Y/N
i feel the biggest urge
to sigh

TODOROKI SHOUTO
then sigh

L/N Y/N
DONT FORCE ME ‼️

MIDORIYA IZUKU
is this guy okay

TODOROKI SHOUTO
im doing fine, yes

KIRISHIMA EIJIRO
has he ever talked to
anyone else

TODOROKI SHOUTO
the people i fucked

L/N Y/N
SHOUTO PLEASE STOP
😩😩😩

MIDORIYA IZUKU
why do i bother being
bi 🙄🙄

KAMINARI DENKI
i ask myself the same
question every single
day 🤓🤓🔫‼️

TODOROKI SHOUTO
bi?

KIRISHIMA EIJIRO
he means bisexual

TODOROKI SHOUTO
how can people be bisexual

MIDORIYA IZUKU
what

KIRISHIMA EIJIRO
why

KAMINARI DENKI
where 😳

L/N Y/N
when

TODOROKI SHOUTO
like i don't understand how
people can be bisexual

KIRISHIMA EIJIRO
is he serious or am i
imagining this 😅😅

▘you and kaminari look up to see todoroki looking stone faced at the phone, clearly serious〻

KAMINARI DENKI
he's fucking serious 🤦

L/N Y/N
i am confused

TODOROKI SHOUTO
why would people be sexually
attracted to being told bye?

KIRISHIMA EIJIRO
I—

KAMINARI DENKI
😶😶😶

L/N Y/N
🏃💨💨

MIDORIYA IZUKU

MIDORIYA IZUKU
BAKSJSJDJS THIS MAN
DOES NOT THINK THATS
WHAT BISEXUAL MEANS

MIDORIYA IZUKU
I CANT FUCKIGN BRETHS

MIDORIYA IZUKU
IM GONWN PASS OT
FMRJC LAUGHING SO
HARD

KIRISHIMA EIJIRO
IM ON THE FLOOR BECAUSE
I LAUGHED TOO HARD 😭😭

KAMINARI DENKI
WHATS THE FUCKEJXJS
🤩🤩🤩🤩

L/N Y/N
HELP HES JUST LOOKING AG
ME AND KAMI LAUGHING AND
IVE NEVER SEEN SOMEONE LOOK
SO CONFUSED IN MY LIFE

L/N Y/N
ICKESJJEDJJD

L/N Y/N
todoroki omfg 😭😭😭

MIDORIYA IZUKU
for how long did you think
bisexual means that 😭😭

TODOROKI SHOUTO
since i knew about it? that's
what it means, right? when
you're turned on by someone
saying bye to you

KIRISHIMA EIJIRO
no it does not 😅😅

TODOROKI SHOUTO
then what does it mean

TODOROKI SHOUTO
i'm so confused

KAMINARI DENKI
my innocent darling dearest
friend 🙃🙃🙃

TODOROKI SHOUTO
I've had sex with more people
than you though

MIDORIYA IZUKU
😶😶😶‼️

KAMINARI DENKI
shut up 🙄

L/N Y/N
bisexual means you like both
male and female 😊👊👊👊

TODOROKI SHOUTO
wait, really? liking males
and females is bisexual?

KIRISHIMA EIJIRO
y e s

KAMINARI DENKI
what did you think liking
both males and females
was called 🙄🙄

TODOROKI SHOUTO
gendersexual

L/N Y/N
KAMI JUST FLUNG HIMSELF
OFF THE SOFA NOOOOOOO 🔫

MIDORIYA IZUKU
it's the morning but i
think i need to go to
sleep again 😭😭

KIRISHIMA EIJIRO
i am 🤏 close from rethinking
my life decisions of opening
the gc this morning

TODOROKI SHOUTO
im being serious

TODOROKI SHOUTO
is that why it always autocorrected
to something else and wasn't a
word on my phone?

MIDORIYA IZUKU

L/N Y/N
i'm crying

L/N Y/N
there are tears

▘todoroki looks up and frowns when he does see tears streaming down your face, but you're laughing and smiling so he's conflicted on what to do. meanwhile kaminari is rolling on the floor, phone clutched to his chest as he wheezes on the ground〻

MIDORIYA IZUKU
i am so sorry that you went
this long in life without
knowing what bisexual really
means 👋👋

KIRISHIMA EIJIRO
so, what did you say when
people told you they were
bisexual

TODOROKI SHOUTO
well, i said bye when they
told me and was confused
why they blocked me when
i checked their profile the
next day

TODOROKI SHOUTO
i always told them bye because
i really thought that it meant
they were into kinky partings
or something like that

KAMINARI DENKI

L/N Y/N

KIRISHIMA EIJIRO
YOU DID NOT SDIUWJC

L/N Y/N
THEY THOUGHT U WERE
HOMOPHOBIC HELDJSJX

TODOROKI SHOUTO
I really did say that but
i'm not homophobic i
swear

MIDORIYA IZUKU
NVM TODOROKI CAN
STAY I LIKE HIM 😭😭

TODOROKI SHOUTO
thanks, i guess

KAMINARI DENKI

sent ✓

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sorry for the wait, me and my group of friends got attacked by a man drunk and coked off his brain at a pub last night and he tried to choke out one of my friends and the Guards (the police in Ireland, that's what they're called) were rang and they took our details so now I'm just waiting for a call LMAOOOOOO

my life gives me a headache i won't lie.

ANYWAYSSSS this is probably one of my most iconic chapters in the book — i loved writing this again 😭 this is where some actual humour comes into play

i cannot believe mha is over. that anime is the reason i started this account, was what i binge watched when i was bored. the fact it's over is surreal :(( i now need to do my dark au's of that manga considering it's over so i can plan it properly now

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