❝ SEVENTEEN | kfc chicken & sexual tension

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☏ | CHATS (01)

KAMINARI | MIDORIYA | KIRISHIMA | L/N

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10:39 pm

KAMINARI DENKI
does anyone want to help
me with my maths hw 🥺

MIDORIYA IZUKU
no

KAMINARI DENKI
does anyone other than
izuku want to help me
with my hw 🥺

KIRISHIMA EIJIRO
i can help you!

KAMINARI DENKI
#kiriisourpresident 👏👏

KIRISHIMA EIJIRO
what did i do

KAMINARI DENKI
you took a breath ✨

KIRISHIMA EIJIRO
yeah.....? as everyone else
in the world does??

MIDORIYA IZUKU
yeah but they're not
✨you✨

KIRISHIMA EIJIRO
they're lucky they're not
me
message not sent!

KIRISHIMA EIJIRO
maths isn't my strongest
point tho but i think i may
be able to do something 🥺

KAMINARI DENKI
at least ur offering me help
unlike some fucked up
broccoli in this gc 🙄🙄

MIDORIYA IZUKU
you said does anyone
want to help you and
since i don't want to
help you i obviously
said no 🤨🤨

L/N Y/N
please no fighting i'm on
shift tonight and i cannot
start laughing again and
have ppl stare at me like a
kfc chicken breast 😫🤞

MIDORIYA IZUKU
look, i said ur attractive
but ur not that attractive

L/N Y/N

KAMINARI DENKI
ever since mido came
back from school he's
chosen violence 😔😔

KIRISHIMA EIJIRO
well at least (l/n) is on
the kfc menu

KAMINARI DENKI
SKSKWOCKEJDJEJF

L/N Y/N
BAHAHAHAHA
LMAO KIRI I WASNT
EXPECTING THAT 😭

MIDORIYA IZUKU

KIRISHIMA EIJIRO
WAIT PLEASE DONT DO
THAT I FEEL HORRIBLE
OMG 🥺🥺🥺🥺

MIDORIYA IZUKU
why do i feel the need
to apologise

KAMINARI DENKI
because you do 😒😒🔪

L/N Y/N
^^^^^^^

MIDORIYA IZUKU
you ain't getting an
apology 🙄

KIRISHIMA EIJIRO
apologise 🥺🥺

MIDORIYA IZUKU
(l/n) i'm sorry

L/N Y/N
kiri ur hand in marriage
please 🙏😘😘😘

KAMINARI DENKI
(l/n) my dick in ur body
please 🥺🥺🥺🙏😔

L/N Y/N

MIDORIYA IZUKU
"theSlap.com"

KAMINARI DENKI
🌈✨ the𝓈𝓁𝒶𝓅.com 🌈✨

MIDORIYA IZUKU
it's where you'll be in
a sec 🙄🔫

L/N Y/N
who tf put you in such
a pissy mood 🧐

KIRISHIMA EIJIRO
yeah did something happen
you were happier earlier on
😣

MIDORIYA IZUKU
no my best friend is just
pissing me off

L/N Y/N
ew that rat 🤬🤬🤬🤬

L/N Y/N
pew pew pew

L/N Y/N
i will circumcise that
fucker 😒😒🔫🔫

L/N Y/N
with a fucking tweezer

L/N Y/N
A TWEEZER

L/N Y/N
DO NOT TEST ME
🖕🖕🖕

KAMINARI DENKI

KIRISHIMA EIJIRO
they- they threatened to
do that to our parts—

KIRISHIMA EIJIRO
kami needs jesus 😔🙏

MIDORIYA IZUKU
kami needs therapy that's
what he fucking needs

KAMINARI DENKI
mido needs to stfu that's
what he needs to do 🥰👏

MIDORIYA IZUKU

KAMINARI DENKI
anyway who is this best
friend that (y/n) hates
so much 😬

L/N Y/N
FUCKING ASS 🔪

L/N Y/N
I WANNA RIP HIM A
NEW ASSHOLE AND
STUFF HIS HEAD UP IT
SO HE CAN EAT HIS SHIT
MOTHERFUCKER DESERVES
NO RIGHTS ON THIS LAND
😒✨

KIRISHIMA EIJIRO
😟

KAMINARI DENKI

L/N Y/N
tell me to chill and i'll
saw your dick in half
and peg you with it 🤠

KAMINARI DENKI
necrophilia is kinda
kinky tho..... 🥺

KIRISHIMA EIJIRO
but you're not dead—

KAMINARI DENKI
my dick is 🤩

MIDORIYA IZUKU
i am begging you, please,
kick him from this gc

L/N Y/N
since kami has horribly
distracted us let's get back
to why zuku is pissed

MIDORIYA IZUKU
kaachan just pissed me
off today

KIRISHIMA EIJIRO
Kaachan?

KAMINARI DENKI
that sounds like a kitchen
utensil 😭😭😭

L/N Y/N
kami what the fuck 😃

MIDORIYA IZUKU
we're childhood friends
and have nicknames for
each other

MIDORIYA IZUKU
his name is bakugou
katsuki but i call him
kaachan

KIRISHIMA EIJIRO
how does (y/n) know him?

KAMINARI DENKI
bakugou as in blonde hair
explosive quirk and anger
issues 🧐🧐

MIDORIYA IZUKU
yeah 😃😃 how do you
know him

KAMINARI DENKI
i don't but i've seen him
around a few times 🫡

L/N Y/N
i know you're lying
message not sent!

MIDORIYA IZUKU
well since Kiri doesn't know
this like a week / 2 weeks ago
i was getting beat up and (y/n)
and kaachan came to help me

MIDORIYA IZUKU
well they brought me to the
diner and kaachan became
an ass and was fucking rude
to (y/n) so they dumped their
smoothie on him after putting
his ego down a notch 😭😭

KAMINARI DENKI
as 👏 they 👏 should 👏

KIRISHIMA EIJIRO
^^^^ 👏👏👏

L/N Y/N
*bows & deep throats
microphone* thank you
thank you 🥰🥰🥰

MIDORIYA IZUKU
he was just getting on my
nerves today 🙄🙄 like i
can only stand him to a
certain degree of him
being a asshole

KIRISHIMA EIJIRO
then why are you friends
with him 🥺🥺 he sounds
like an ass

L/N Y/N
E X A C T L Y

MIDORIYA IZUKU
because he's actually a
nice guy though he never
fucking shows it the dumbass
😒 and he's helped me
with shit and i trust him

KIRISHIMA EIJIRO
I mean...as long as he treats
you good 😔

MIDORIYA IZUKU
if he yells at me i yell 3 times
louder and kick him in the
balls

KAMINARI DENKI
AS 👏 YOU 👏 SHOULD

L/N Y/N
PURRRRRRR 🤞

KIRISHIMA EIJIRO
(y/n) are you still working?
it's really dark and someone
got kidnapped last week

KAMINARI DENKI
UR MAKING ME PARANOID
KIRI SOSJDISF STOP 😭😭

KIRISHIMA EIJIRO
IM SORRY BUT IM CONCERNED

L/N Y/N
im fine darling 🥺🥺 stop
being cute im going to have
cardiac arrest

MIDORIYA IZUKU
stop flirting in front of
me 😫😫

KIRISHIMA EIJIRO
i may be acting cute but
you are cute 🥰🥰

L/N Y/N

MIDORIYA IZUKU
KIRI U SMOOTH FUCK

L/N Y/N
KIRI BBY BOY LET
ME LOVE YOU 😍

KIRISHIMA EIJIRO
OFC OFC OFC 🥰🥰

KAMINARI DENKI
izuku why don't we complete
the peacock mating ritual
since Kiri is being smooth
with (y/n) 😉

MIDORIYA IZUKU
do they stuff feathers up
ur asshole 🧐

KAMINARI DENKI

L/N Y/N
and this is where i leave
before they role play peacock
sex 🤠

L/N Y/N IS DISCONNECTED!

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L/N Y/N
at the corner store | 11:39 pm

you slam your head against the counter when you hear the door creak open.

to be fairness to you, you weren't expecting anyone as it was closing time and all though you were slightly (heavily) disappointed that dabi didn't show up, you accepted it and was busy cleaning under the counter where the clerk during the day had spilled alcohol and hadn't bothered to clean it up — leaving you to do it.

so when the door opens suddenly, you can't help but jerk up at the sudden noise though you immediately whine as the back of your head rams against the steel counter. you scratch furiously at it and slowly lift your body up to gaze into a pair of bright sapphire eyes that belong to none other than dabi.

"are you alright, doll? i didn't mean to scare you there," concern has washed over his features and it was clear he had jogged over to the counter to check up on you which made your heart skip a few beats. "i didn't even know you were under the counter."

your sight is blurry as unshed tears from the sudden pain refuse to come out. you remove your teary gaze from his intense eyes and instead focus on the cash register while prodding the back of your head gently with two fingers.

"i-i'm okay," you whimper before cursing under your breath. of course, the first time you're talking to him is because you gave yourself a concussion. way to go (y/n). "i should have been more careful anyway."

you don't notice the way he sucks in a breath at the sound of your voice echoing around the empty shop. he's in similar clothing to the last time you saw him. ripped black jeans, white t-shirt and black hoodie and a dark denim jacket over it; hood pulled up over his head and mask on his face so all you can see is a few strands of inky black hair and beautiful blue eyes that gaze so deeply into your own.

fuck, he's hot.

"can i?" he motions to your head, hands respectively staying at his side as he searches your face for any uncertainty.

your cheeks flush at the question and you internally slap yourself. get yourself together you fool. you were acting like his touch was something you dreamed of; which you did not — no, you did not. if anyone saw you they'd definitely be calling you a 'typical virgin'.

"uh, sure!"

you bite your lip and barely lean forward as his large hand which you notice has painful scars on them that are being held together by... staples? you don't let that thought dwindle when you feel the gentle brushing of his fingertips against the swelling bump on your head. his fingers sweep through your (h/c) hair and avoid putting too much pressure on it and humming in thought.

he pulls away and you almost chase his hand before stopping yourself with a lot of will you didn't know you had. you toss the tissue you were using to clean the floor in the bin, ignoring dabi's burning gaze in the side of your face.

"that'll be sore in the morning," he notes and you nod while beginning to put away a few things. it was like your voice fails you whenever you're near dabi, his presence is so intimidating and dominating that it sends shivers of excitement up your spine. "are you closing up now?"

"unless you're here to buy something then yes." you smile up at him, gulping at the size difference the both of you had. "and i don't think you came here just to talk to me so i'm guessing you want to buy some alcohol."

dabi raises an eyebrow and a sudden spark of electricity seems to run through the air. the atmosphere changes and goosebumps rise on your bare arms when you see the smouldering look he's giving you right now.

you've never been given the time of day by anyone, not your friends, not girls and not boys. so now that you have an incredibly gorgeous boy showering you in attention and compliments, you're a blubbering and nervous mess who probably can't tell their rights from their left. you're pretty sure you'd say yes to him if he asks you do to do anything.

is he making you dumb by just looking at you? hell yes.

"who said i didn't come here to talk to you?" his voice has changed, instead of a low and smooth voice it's gone rough; gravely and dripping with lust as he practically spits the words out. "if my texts to you weren't clear earlier on, i asked if you were on shift so i'd pop around. yes, i need to buy alcohol but if you weren't on shift i'd go the night without it."

he places a pack of beer on the counter and you force; fucking force yourself to gulp and breathe again. with trembling hands and lungs and head filled with the sexual tension, you scan the beer and quietly say the price to which he narrows his eyes and hands you the cash, purposely brushing his hands against yours to watch you shiver.

the sexual tension will literally make you faint in a second.

"surprised, doll?"

fuck, shit, fuck, shit.

you know he's smirking underneath his mask with the way his eyes are narrowed on your twitchy form. he stares at you for a second as you fly around the place, preparing to close up while dabi stands at the counter with his beer in hand and a thoughtful expression on his face.

you had grabbed your bag after throwing on your jacket and walk out from behind the counter, blinking up nervously at dabi. he looks like he wanted to say something so you go to ask him if he needs anything when he beats you to it.

"have you ever been kissed, doll?" he enquires with a quirked eyebrow.

your brain shuts down.

your wide eyes and flustered state just show how much of a fucking prune you are and you begin to shift from feet to feet to hide your embarrassment. oh fuck, he can tell by just looking at me and watching my actions. the shame you're so used to feeling crawls up your spine in a sickening way and you force yourself not to have a panic attack right then and there.

he's going to leave and delete your profile from his messages—

"you're fucking adorable, do you know that doll?"

what.

you snap your head up to see dabi has stepped a bit closer to you. the smell of burning campfire and tea nearly knocks you off your feet and you quickly become addicted to the scent. and he smells good, great. he's so close to you that if he steps any closer he'd brush off against you and you don't think your pathetic heart can take that if it does happen.

his gaze is soft as he stares at your shocked face. "it's absolutely adorable, but i want to offer something."

to your surprise and completely mortification, he bends down and swiftly takes one side of his mask off to reveal his scarred face to you. immediately your pupils are drawn to the staples holding the purple, burnt skin together in a painful way and your heart clenches painfully for the boy before you.

"you've never been kissed before, huh? a beautiful person like you? wow," dabi chuckles and shakes his head. his silky soft hair falls down even more and the urge to push back the strands hit you harder than it should.

you couldn't get a word out; not like you would be able to as dabi brings his face close to yours, minty breath fanning out and making your ears heat up this time.

"how about we change that, doll?"

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i have the worst addiction to coke right now, it's so bad like. i buy a shit ton of it only for it to be gone in four gulps. my nana is actually gonna bait me if i come in the door with another six pack of coke again 😭😭

on the other hand, i have a trial run tomorrow morning and i'll be riding race horses and that may be my new job (ignore my fucked up knees, i have supports on so hopefully i won't fold inwards on myself)

also sobbed watching the new mha episode, i can't believe that scene got animated. i remember freaking out when it happened in the manga like 2 years ago

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