❝ SIX | juicy jirou & bisexual messes

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☏ | CHATS (01)

JIROU KYOKA HAS SENT YOU A CHAT REQUEST!

[ accept ] [ decline ]
10:48 pm

L/N Y/N
hello you beautiful
specimen 😳😳

JIROU KYOKA
woah you actually didn't
ask me how big my tits
were i'm shocked

JIROU KYOKA
definitely a virgin

L/N Y/N
*headbutts knee*

L/N Y/N
i might just change my
gender to virgin ✨✨ since
everyone seems to know that i
am one on this goddamn app

L/N Y/N
do i just release virgin
chemicals

L/N Y/N
do i just look like a virgin

L/N Y/N
like why does everyone
& their dads know—

L/N Y/N
yes i know it's displayed
on my profile but STILL

L/N Y/N
4 ppl have checked out
my profile and none of
them have been the ones
i've talked to so obviously
i just radiate virgin energy

JIROU KYOKA
this is an app designed
for sex and you're here
talking like that

JIROU KYOKA
babe— it's easy to guess
you're a virgin just by
the way you text 🫣

L/N Y/N

L/N Y/N
all i feel is pain

JIROU KYOKA
same babe same

L/N Y/N
everyday i wake up and
life just goes 'fuck you'
and ruins my day

L/N Y/N
what did i do to deserve
such torment

JIROU KYOKA
i hate those days when
u wake up and you already
know it's gonna be a shit
day 😭😭

JIROU KYOKA
all i did was open my eyes
yet life is like 'fuck everything
up and make her  d e p r e s s e d'
just for the fun of it???

L/N Y/N
i'd love to sucker punch
life in the face 👊👊

L/N Y/N
how would they like to
have their fucking life
ruined huh 😤

JIROU KYOKA
you tell 'em

JIROU KYOKA
do you think someone is
like looking down on us
and just laughing at how
horrible this generation's
mental health is

L/N Y/N
yes

L/N Y/N
i fr thinks aliens refuse
to come down to us because
we're destroying everything
and everyone pretty quickly
without any help

JIROU KYOKA
literally 🙄

JIROU KYOKA
for example; today i asked
my teacher to help me go
over a maths problem and
she said 'no, you should know
how to do it because i just did
it on the board'

JIROU KYOKA
okay?? and you should know
your husband is cheating on
you with women 20 years
younger than you — you
soggy bitch 🤥🤥

L/N Y/N

L/N Y/N
i hate school 🙂

L/N Y/N
not subjects, i just hate
the people in the school

L/N Y/N
i'm surrounded by assholes
who care about nothing but
themselves & their reputations
and i'm just over here like 🧍‍♀️🧍‍♂️

JIROU KYOKA
trust me, i know what it's
like to be surrounded by
assholes
message not sent!

JIROU KYOKA
imagine actually giving a
fuck

JIROU KYOKA
can't relate

JIROU KYOKA

L/N Y/N
I'LL SNUGGLE WITH U 🥺

JIROU KYOKA
and then probably ask
for sex after right?

L/N Y/N
if i can't say 'here' for the roll
call i cannot ask for sex after
a cuddling session

L/N Y/N
also i wouldn't do that
anyways 🫡🫡

L/N Y/N
i can be ur personal cuddling
buddy

L/N Y/N
i mean— i'm someone's
roblox therapist 😉😉🤠

JIROU KYOKA

JIROU KYOKA
what level of depression are
you on to become something
like that

L/N Y/N
when ur cheeks hurt when u smile
because u don't smile at all anymore
😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕

L/N Y/N
#soedgy

JIROU KYOKA
LMAOOO felt

JIROU KYOKA
on a very fucking
personal level
message not sent!

L/N Y/N
wait

L/N Y/N
this app shows you ppl
around ur area right???

JIROU KYOKA
uhm yeah it's the whole
point of the app

L/N Y/N
IM SURROUNDED BY ALL
THESE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE??

L/N Y/N

L/N Y/N
wait what school are
you going to?? you seem
familiar

JIROU KYOKA
no no no no, fuck do
they know?
message not sent!

JIROU KYOKA
well technically i'm
still in school but i never
show up lmaoooo

JIROU KYOKA
i can't handle being around
idiots so i show up once a
week to graduate but i'm
creating beats and selling
then online because my dad
and mom are musicians and
i want to save up money to get
into this really good agency
they signed with

L/N Y/N
you're cute, funny and
musically talented goodbye
and i can't pick a struggle
between ugly and depressed 🤧

L/N Y/N
spare me some talent ma'am

L/N Y/N
... and maybe some of that
juicy ass as well 😏😏

JIROU KYOKA
never attempt to flirt again

L/N Y/N
i'm sorry pls don't hurt me

JIROU KYOKA
it's hard work tho but it
allows me to not socialise
with annoying bitches
everyday

L/N Y/N
damn,,, ur school filled
with that many idiots??

JIROU KYOKA
you can say more assholes
than idiots
message not sent!

JIROU KYOKA
yeah but my parents are
understanding so i use
their recording studio
to do it

JIROU KYOKA
basically i have earphones
in my ears as my quirk but
i use them for my music
and when i sing it gets me
attention

JIROU KYOKA
i don't like the attention but
it gets me money so i put up
with it cause i'm that broke

L/N Y/N
i just stay broke because
i'm untalented and prefer
fictional people to real ones 🫶

JIROU KYOKA
speaking of music, my
rendering is done so i have
to go but you're surprisingly
not an asshole so i'll definitely
talk to you again

L/N Y/N
HAHAHAAHHA another
friend in the bag 😏🤞

L/N Y/N
that came out weirder than
i intended it too bye i'm gonna
leave before i freak u out 😭😭

L/N Y/N HAS DISCONNECTED!

JIROU KYOKA
"fuck, that was close."

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i hate this chapter with a passion— didn't write in any of the jokes in the title & still decided to publish it. and i don't want to rewrite anything other than grammar mistakes, small plot holes & minor characterisation

but— i did write in the jokes & added a bit more foreshadowing into this. i just felt like this chapter felt flat for jirou's character so i tweaked it here and there but there's no major difference

so enjoy a horrible chapter 15 year old me shouldn't have written

WC: 1116