Five/Aidan-Interviews(Pt.2)

I'm making a vlog and I didn't notice my mom on the door—😭😭😭

—-Reader's interviewing Five—-

Five:I don't wanna be here—

Author:You better sit down or I will tell Y/n to leave you for Vanya or Ben or Klaus

Five:*sits down while glaring* Fine.

Author:Good boy—now question number one—

"Are you okay?,physically and mentally okay?"

Five:*silence*...Next question

Y/n:Five

Five:Its too personal!

"Why are you so fawking attractive?"

Y/n:*breaks question board into half*—he knows!NEXT!

"Do u think I'm hot?"

Y/n:He doesn't!NEXT

Five:I thought this us my interview?

Y/n:Shut the fuck up Hargreeves

"Why are you so fucking responsible and did you get any sleep after the 60's?"

Five:Well none of my siblings have the brains and No I didn't—Y/n kept me awake all night—

Y/n:Five there are children here—

"Would you die for Y/n?"

Five:Is that even a question?

Y/n:*snickers*

Five:What?,did I answer that wrong?

Y/n:No but you also said you'd die for Delores so I don't feel special

"What's it like having annoying siblings and childish wife?"

Five:*finish a whole cup of coffee in one gulp*

"Can we go on a coffee date please?—"

Y/n:NO!—stop flirting with my husband—

Five:*wraps his arms around Y/n's waist*Y/n no—

"What would you do if someone tries to flirt with your girl?"

Five:*dugs six feet into the ground*

"Do you love Y/n or Delores more?"

Five:De—

Y/n:*clears throat*....*loads gun*

Five:De—FINITELY Y/n no questions asked

Y/n:I love you too

"Are you okay or do you need therapy?"

Five:...Next question!

"Do you love me?"

"Marry me?"

Y/n:I'm gonna fucking kill someone—

Five/Author:Y/N NO—