"Let me take a look at your enormous penis..."

Kenny was between Craig's legs, hand rubbing against the crotch of Craig's pants. "McCormick... Stop..." His voice was faint and rasp. The blonde smirked and leaned in towards his crotch and pressed his tongue against the fabric covering the ever-growing erection.

"Do you... really want me too?" Kenny's eyes looked up to meet blue hazed irises. "....No." Craig responded in a hazed state. The teasing was too much and it was getting to him.

The blonde backed up slightly and unbuttons the pants, pulling the zipper down. The desperate hunger on Kenny's expression looked so sexy in Craig's view of sight. Kenny pulled on the rim of Craig's black briefs, and began to pull it down.

BRRR. BRRR. BRRR.

BRRR. BRRR. BRRR.

Craig sat up in a haste, gasping. "What the fuck?" Getting up so quickly made him lightheaded, so he slowed his breathing. After one last breath, he raises his hand to his hair and strokes through the mess.

"Mmmn... lay down... turn off alarm..."

Craig looked over next to him, to find a half asleep Kenny, arm around Craig's waist.

"No, I'm going to work." Once the raven haired male reached down to release Kenny from him, Kenny held on tighter, "Don't go... you're so warm...mmm." Kenny began to snuggle up against Craig.

Craig sighed. He was really thinking of taking Kenny's advice and go back to bed for a second, but decided against it. "Let me go, McCormick." Craig pawed at his eyes.

"....No." The blonde sloppily refuted. Craig was too tired for this, so he just laid down ontop of Kenny, applying all of his weight.

"GHH- You're heavy...!" Kenny gasped. Craig's face was burrowed beside Kenny's neck, "Let me go then." The raven haired male suggestion in a monotone. "Nah..." Kenny wrapped both arms around Craig, "I like you like this. I should've came into your room each time you were waking up~"

"Mmmn." Craig hummed in response. Should I just... sleep? Craig closed his eyes.

"But can you turn off the alarm, baby?"

Craig shot up, "I'm going to work." Craig got up and off the bed. Turning off the alarm on his phone first, he began getting ready. He did his morning routine, brush his teeth, take a shower. He got back inside the room with a towel around his waist and closed the door behind him.

"Go back to sleep, McCormick." Craig glared at the blonde on the bed, wrapped in the blanket like a burrito. "After you leave, I will~"

Craig sighed and took his clothes out of the drawer. He worked as an accountant and made extremely good money for it, hence why the attire he has to wear is more formal than most. He grabbed a straight black button up long sleeved shirt, black dress pants, along with briefs, socks and his blue chullo hat.

Having the clothes in hand, he looks back to see if Kenny had went to sleep. Nope, the blonde was waiting for Craig to take off that towel.

Craig hummed and left the room to put on his clothes in the bathroom. He also fixed his hair in there. He always had his chullo hat around his neck since the boss didnt approve of it, and the only way they comprised was having it around his neck.

"Babyyyy~"

Craig felt arms wrap around his torso and a figure pressed up against his back. "Dont touch me, McCormick." Craig glared at Kenny through the mirror infront of him, revealing Kenny peeking over Craig's shoulder. "Dont be so rude, Honey. I just came to give you your cologne~" Kenny lightly shaked the hand that had the colgne bottle in it.

"Oh, okay. Thanks." Craig took the Cologne bottle and sprayed some on himself as Kenny covered his eyes with Craig's shoulder.

"Wow, my baby actually said thanks~" Kenny popped up over Craig's shoulder once more.

Craig didnt acknowledge the statement, "Hey, McCormick."

"Yes, honey?" The blonde respond endearingly.

"If you make me breakfast..." Craig paused, "Nevermind."

"No no, go on. What were you going to say?~" Kenny asked curiously.

"....If you... make me a good breakfast, I'll let you give me a goodbye kiss." Craig stated, expressionlessly. Kenny's eyes lit up, "Really?!" Craig nodded hesitately.

"Alright, on it!" Kenny shouted with glee.

"Keep your voice down, and when Tricia and Karen are awake, put on some clothes." Craig stated as Kenny released him from his arms and darted out the bathroom.

"Okayyy~!"

As Kenny went to the kitchen, Craig went back inside the room to feed Stripe. Craig stuck the pieces of food through the bars of the cage and watched as Stripe munched away at it. "Take care of the house while I'm gone, alright?" Craig told the guinea pig.

"Agh, you're so cute. I love you, Stripe." Craig swooned over the Guinea pig munching away. After complimenting and fawning over Stripe, Craig checks the time on his phone, 6:20. Craig is supposed to be at work by 7 am. It takes roughly 20 minutes to get there. Craig puts on his shoes and walks downstairs to the kitchen.

In his sight, he sees a nearly naked blonde still cooking... cooking?

Craig leaned over the blond's shoulder to see him scraping something off the frying pan. "What is that?" Craig questioned, which startled the blonde. "Ah- you're here already?!~ I'm not done!"

"What is that?" Craig pointed at the thing in the frying pan.

Kenny didnt respond for a few seconds, "....An egg."

".... Did you crack open the egg?" Concerned, Craig steps aside and takes the objects away from Kenny and with one scrape Craig throws the burnt egg in the trash and begins washing the frying pan.

"...No. Was I supposed to?" Kenny asked, seriously.

Craig didnt respond, instead placed the frying pan on the stove once more. "What were you trying to make?" Craig questioned.

"Uh.. an omelette?" Kenny said, unsure of himself. "Alright, I'll teach you how to make one. Take two eggs out from the refrigerator."

Kenny did as he was told and handed the two eggs to Craig, but Craig instead only took one. Craig took out a bowl and cracked the egg to let the egg yolk drop into the bowl with one hand. "Now you try." Craig slid the bowl towards Kenny.

The blonde tried to also crack the egg like Craig did, with one hand, but instead made a mess all over the counter. "What the hell? Why are you so bad at this? Go get another egg."

Kenny grumbled, but did as he was told. Once he got the egg, he made his way to the bowl and was about to try again until Craig interrupted; "Wait. Wait."

Kenny stopped, "What now?"

Craig went behind Kenny and placed his hands ontop of Kenny's, guiding the blonde. "You should use both hands if you're making a damn mess." Craig made Kenny crack the egg on the rim of the bowl, then used both hands to make a drape form to let the egg yolk drop into the bowl.

"See? Now get a fork and mix it all until it looks pure yellow." Craig then opened the refrigerator and grabbed ham, tomato, and onion. Kenny got a fork and began mixing, "Thanks.."

"Mhm. No problem. I did say I was going to teach you anyways." Craig washed the ingredients then grabbed the knife and began chopping them down into diced pieces, "Oh yeah I almost forgot. Put oil on the frying pan, McCormick. Only a little though."

Kenny stopped mixing and grabbed the gallon of oil that was in the cabinet and poured a small amount onto the pan, then put it back and resumed mixing.

"Is this good enough?" Kenny showed the mixed substance to Craig. "Yeah." Craig finished cutting and grabbed the bowl. "So when you pour the egg, you do it in a circle, starting with the rim of the omelette then working your way to the middle." Craig poured the egg into the pan by his word as Kenny watched.

Craig then washed the bowl. Kenny got a plate out, along with a clean fork. "My baby's a really good teacher~ The smartest~" Kenny compliments.

Craig chooses not to respond. After a minute, Craig brings Kenny over to the pan, "Alright, so when the egg is almost fully cooked, you add the filling ingredients, then fold the egg over the ingredients." Craig said, meaning for Kenny to do it.

Kenny put the ingredients in the middle of the egg and with Craig's help, he folded the egg over. "I did it!" Kenny smiled happily, excited for the littlest of thing.

Craig sighed, "Have you ever... cooked?"

Kenny shook his head, "Haha, no way. Well not anything this hard. I've made cereal befo-"

"Anyways..." Craig interrupted. "Get the orange juice, and strawberry milk I guess."

Kenny raised an eyebrow, "But arent you Lactoseintolernt? Silly Craig~"

"Its for you. We're splitting the omelette." Craig stated as he brung two plates and cups to the table along with silverware. "Oh... Oh! Okay!" Kenny seemed to get more happy as he went to the refrigerator then began pouring the two drinks into the cups.

Craig turned off the stove and cut the omelette in half, and placed each piece onto the plates.

The two sat down and began to eat.

"You should've brushed your teeth before you started eating." Craig told Kenny.

Kenny paused, "Oh yeah. Well I'll do it after. I'm not going back to sleep~"

Craig stuck up his middle finger, "Nasty."

"Only for you~" Kenny flirted.

Once they finished eating and drinking their beverages, it was time for Craig to go. Craig grabbed his car keys and met Kenny at the door.

Kenny puckered up his lips, "Goodbye kiss?"

Craig scoffed, "Yeah right, I did most of the cooking." Craig reached for the door knob, but Kenny suddenly blocked it with his body, "Goodbye kiss~" Kenny kept his lips puckered.

"No."

"Yes~"

"Move, Kenny."

Kenny kept his lips puckered, "Kiss~"

"Kenny," Craig leaned down slightly and pecked Kenny's lips, "Move."

Kenny's excitement blew threw the roof and he wrapped his arms around Craig's neck, keeping mind for the chullo hat, "Another!"

Craig leaned in and pecked Kenny's lips. "Another!" Kenny demanded. Craig did so. "One more!" And Craig obliged.

Craig smiled slightly, which made Kenny's heart throb with affection, "Do you really have to go to work?~" He whined.

"Yep, now move." Craig's smile faded back into his expressionless one.

"One more kiss." Kenny demanded, going to take everything he can get.

"Maybe if you brush your teeth, we can do more and I'll just stay home." Craig smirked.

Kenny's eyes glistened and he darted upstairs.

Now's my chance..!

Craig quickly, quietly unlocked the door and left into his car and drove off to work.

When Kenny got back as face as he could, he didnt see Craig at the door, he opened the door to see the car gone, "That asshole, but he actually said my first name for once... so I'lllet it slide this time~" he felt a smirk form on his face.

Kenny will make a mental note that Craig is ultimate soft boy in the mornings before he goes to work.