i swear i'll draw these at some point 😭  but for now please enjoy

shigaraki: do you.. want to form an alliance... with me?
ash: ...
ash: *looking back at toga and dabi* absolutely i do
shigaraki: good, good, excellent-

daymare and dabi: YEET (YEET) SKIRT (SKIRT)
ash, waking up from her and toga's nap: ??
daymare: YOU NEVER LOVED ME MOM-
ash: *throwing a pillow* NO-

ash after a fight: hello?? HELLO???
ash: please GOD i just want a BLACK COFFEE
izuku, climbing out of the rubble: ✨black coffee i'm your coffee gal-✨
ash: nOOO!!

dabi and toga: what'chya got there, ash?
ash: *presenting daymare* it's a cup of dirt
toga: ... well explain it
ash: *gestures to daymare* well it's a cup
ash: *gestures to burning hpsc building* with dirt in it

shigaraki: i should have left you on that street corner where i found you
ash after beating him at smash bros: but you DIDN'T!

ash: your mother buys you megablocks instead of legos
shigaraki: *bangs fist on table* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

toga: you can't tell me the glass the grinch ate didn't look delicious
ash: DON'T EAT GLASS.. DON'T-
dabi, holding her back: don't eat glass

spinner: you really shouldn't joke about your parents' deaths... that's really disrespectful
ash: what are you gonna do?
ash: tell my mom?
spinner: ...
ash: tell my DAD?

ash singing: ✨in the arms of the angels✨
daymare, appearing behind her: ✨fly away✨
ash: JESUS CHRIST, DAY- A WARNING?!
daymare: wha-

magne, toga, and ash: *wrapped in blankets with sunglasses, doing that dance*

mr. compress: *plays that song on the trombone*
daymare: *slams the oven door*

ash: i get overwhelmed so easily..
shigaraki: so just don't get overwhelmed
ash: oh great! why didn't i think of that?

toga: AHHH!
mustard: STOP! I COULD'VE DROPPED MY CROISSANT

mr. compress: ✨when you wish upon a star✨
ash and mustard: nothing happens
mr. compress: i-

magne: he doesn't deserve you
ash: he doesn't deserve me
magne: mhm. now go chop his d

afo, having them plan to kidnap bakugo: what's the best kind of firework to buy?
ash: wouldn't you like to know, weather boy

ash, bandaging dabi: for the record this is self destructive
dabi: for the record i'm aware of that
toga stalking her prey: for the record i've been picturing her body, draped over the sofa wearing nothing but her hat
ash and dabi: ...

izuku: get in loser, we're going to therapy