hey child's play spoilers so if you haven't seen it fuck outta here

(this includes you JAYSUN,, stop reading my spoilers)

1) bruh the bitch that played andy ? hope he gets more acting roles

2) THIS CHUCKY WAS NOWHERE NEAR THE DICK FACE THAT ARE IN THE ORIGINALS & I CANT TELL  IF THATS A GOOD OR BAD THING

3) they kinda went a stray with the original story line,,,like there are some obvious differences but i think it went well

4) the gore man im telling you 😳

5) this chucky was way more creepier than the originals & i respect that

6) ngl if my mom got kidnapped by a psycho obsessed doll ??? being an orphan can't be THAT bad

7) I HATED THE BEGINNING BECAUSE YOU CAN HC CHUCKY & ANDY AS BEST FRIEND B4 HE WENT SICKO MODE

8) the ending ??? HOW IS HE STILL ALIVE ?!2!2!!13!: THEY LIT RALLY RIPPED HIS HEAD OFF, BEAT HIM, & BURNED HIM ?1!2?2?223

9) one of the death scenes made me cry not because it was sad but because it scared me 🥺

10) not that it mattered,,,but idk what the situation with Andy's dad was ???? im assuming he left him because of Andy's SEVERE abandonment issues,,,but it was obviously recently ? idfk they never elaborated

11) fallon (?) >>>>

12) BRUH WHOS HEADPHONES ARE SO LOUD THAT THEY DONT HERE THEIR OWN FATHER SCREAM ON THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS ???? WHO

13) chucky was ugly in this but we all knew that

14) WHEN YOUR CHILD IS TELLING YOU A DOLL KILLED YOUR CAT & YOU ALREADY HAD IT RETURNED FOR RED EYE DEMONIC SHIT MAYBE TRY TO BELIEVE HIM

15) yall coulda showed that chucky shit to the police but nah

16) Andy vs mental breakdowns every 2 seconds on screen

17) child's play was p good in my opinion so yall should see it before it leaves theaters 😎