Look how hot I look with these slurry glasses, super nanny better watch out I'm stealing her office siren look
He just look at him un impressed as he goes ham in the Barton's without even trying 

"Shut up cunt bag! I'll hit you so hard in the family jewels they'll be rearranging your tiny dick in the hospital for years!"boxer yelled in out rage at ken

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Inside the class countless kids both boys and girls surrounded Ken as they practically sang about how amazing he was the (h/c) girl grumbled as she scribbled in her note pad and tried to think about posible reasons why so many teens were going missing and what ghost had to do with it, a familiar bleach blonde stood next to the board with the group cooing  over him and  practically licking the ground he walked on.

"Ken! You're so handsome! I wish my boyfriend was like you!"

"What do you do to say so handsome!

"I guess I was just born with it." He laughed, though his pastel purple  gaze shot at (h/c) girl again and with a smirk, adding to it all as he blew her a flirtatious kiss. A small heart practically floating over to the girl but living with a horny and flirty boy like boxer you get used to unwanted advances so without even stearing at  the blond she extended her pen and with a resonating POP pops  the heart like a bubble. Ken was absolutely gobsmacked, twice this girl had evaded his advances. No girl had ever  done that before!.

The (h/c) haired  girl rolled her eyes at the sound of anguish and jealousy from the blond boys groupies as she sighed and tried to concentrate. Just in that  second see through came kerning and crashing through the drywall. You had got to be kidding me...

God for bid she wanted some free time. A small break from their sassy and draining personalities but no.. boxers voice  rang out as  he  flicked his sun glasses up as he smirked at her dead panned expression

"Get in Loser! Were going to chemistry!" Boxer called out, opening the door that hit Ken out of the way. As socks Could be seen in the back playing with honeko his under cat plush as he eats some pocky, as the blond snatched the (h/c) girl up despite her protest as he steps on the gass.

The car speeding away leaving Ken in the dust. Literally and figuratively.

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Our trio where now in chemistry class all wearing their designated gear to make sure nobody got hurt as boxer boasted to the (h/c) girl "don't I look super sexy as scientist" "no not really" she replied plainly as she took more  notes as the blond puffed his chest out more "your so lying to yourself sweet cheeks this fit is a total hard on" he ran his finger in his blond hair to give himself more a disheveled look as he smolders lightly with a pouty lip getting his face real nice and close to  the (h/c) girls face ticking her off more as he cooed   "look at this face! idd fuck me too" as socks flicked his brother on the forehead as the blond whined "You look like a dork...paging Dr. Fuckboy some dumb bimbo needs a std stat! " Socks yawned as he looked at one of the beakers filled with chemicals, tapping it lightly to shake the green fluids around.

what the three fail to notice is that Ken had swapped boxers regular miciliar water for their chemistry assignment with raw acid but with one small sneeze it a ought to get the acid to rain on to brief who swells up with hives and warts. As he whimpers  as the rest of the class looked on with concern the male angels laugh obnoxiously at his pain while (y/n) went off and rushed for some cold water to sterilize the gingers injuries

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The denten city school gym smelled of BO and teenage hormones, the musky smell adding to the already uncomfortable feeling of the environment. While the boys uniform were basketball tanks and shorts, whomever decided on the girls uniform definitely needed to be on some list . They were a pair of skimpy blue shorts that just barely went to their mid thigh, while the shirts were fitted and white (good luck trying not to stain or sweat through it) as (y/n) crossed her arms to gain some sort of comfort as she stood with the other girls of the class in a line just to get a spot on the king bees Elite cheer squad, the pompous blond sitting in the center of it all as he cackled as two boys crashed into one another trying to impress him.

but Ken's merriment was cut short as boxer stood in the corner of the growing crowd of teens waiting to see who would be picked by HIM instead, girls cooing and fawning over him as he showed off his toned arms with coy smile as he even curld one of his fingers playfully under one of the girls chin. All the girls squealing loudly at actions causing the gym to go into a frenzy. Ken stood in his throne seething and almost pulling at his blond locks, what he failed to notice was that socks came up on the line to show off how he could expertly twirl his  cheer batons. All thanks to his quick skills with his katanas, As onlookers and cheerleader wannabes rejoiced at his impressive stunt. But as the goth Lolita subtly smirked that's when the crowd of teen girls and boys alike noticed their clothes coming off their bodies in ribbons. Remember what I said about that speed  being thanks to his katanas ?

Chunks of sports uniforms practically flying off their bodies in paper thin strips all expertly cut as some rushed to take cover to save their dignity with shouts of fear and embarrassment. the lolita staring with a air of smugness and flushed cheeks as a singular drop of blood flows out his nose.

Some times when it came to his own needs he truly was no better than boxer

(Y/n) with an anxious and annoyed expression, rushing about in the background trying to calm all the practically naked teenage girls and rally them up so they can go change in the lockers rooms as boys (even if they were reduced to wear nothing but their boxers thanks to socks stunt) stared with peeked interest and groins at the scene. The Gym was in absolute chaos.

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The classroom was silent as ludicrous and sexual drawings of the female and male anatomy litters the white board  as the sweaty and buff teacher Mr mackerel spoke loudly "you little Cells are but little fetuses so if you have sex !you'll die!  I MEAN IT !" He ranted loudly the trio of angles not really paying attention as socks eats  his fill of snacks while reading magazines when boxer chimed in while rubbing his finger over his own little figure "you could just rub this little guys faster then rubbing a Buda statue his friend pops up to say hello" he laughed loudly as socks chimes in snarkly " oooh yeah ejaculation what a new and forging concept"

"isn't it crazy that they're selling these tiny  figures of me! I'm surprised this one ain't in a jar yet" as (y/n) grumbled as she scribbles on her note pad "what's crazy is that I've been doing all the work! And put that down you don't know where that thing has been!" she scolded with a disgusted shutter I mean he did find it on the foot of his locker with a creepy note attached to it.

"You implying some poor zlezet already creamed  her skirt with this little guy under her ? You're so dirty  minded!" The blond teased with a Cheshire smile as he flailed the figure in her face as she huffed out with steam practically coming out of her ears as her cheeks grew red "quit putting words in my mouth you perv!" She grumbled as she tuned to the goth sitting besdie her with a small glare  "are you at least going to pretend you're worried about the fact we still haven't caught this ghost socks ?" She tutted with her hands on her hips "listen unless this so called ghost is humping   the air right in front of us there's no way your getting me to move" the goth Lolita replied with a playful flick to the girls nose as she grumbled and yelped "that's it! Mr mackerel may I be excused my parents told me we would have the talk at home so there's no need for me to be here" she grumbled as the teacher rubbed his head nervously and sputtered out an akward "uh-hum sure! I guess that's alright parents shoul relay-"and with that she left the classroom

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(Y/n) stood in front of the girls bathroom mirror, rubbing cold water on to her face as she sighed and tried to recollect herself, it was almost the end of the day and they were no where close to finding where this so called ghost was.

But in that exact moment the aloud sounds of buzzing and multiple footsteps rang down the hall and before she could even get a word in a sea of cheerleaders bursted through the door like tsunami of pink skirts and pail skin.

Their hands grabbing at any bit of her they coautor hold on to "LET ME GO-" she screamed, but it was far too late.

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Both anarchy brothers stood out in the hall with brief as the ginger headed boy flailed his arms Willy nilly as boxer sighed and snarked with a deadpan  "slow your roll dick weed your breath is making my ears numb" but the redhead was not dithered  as he placed hand onto his chest "you may not believe this but I am an expert in the occult ! Y also got this proton pack for my birthday and it's awesome !" He stated proudly as the two angels stared in slight disbelief as they chorused "those things are for real ?
 

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Down the corridor and out in the football fields our duo of angels could be seen following brief around, even the darkness of the night couldn't hide how bored out of their minds they were  "Man.. where's (y/n) when you need her it's the dead of night and I could really go for some eye candy right now "the blonde whined as his goth brother yawned holding on tightly to his cat plush companion "remind me what possessed us to follow the lead of the schools most notorious panty  sniffer ?"

As brief glanced at his proton pack with a nervous "sorry guys I swear this thing usually work!" As boxer yelled "looks like a pound of shit !" And with a swift kick his pack started buzzing with life "I knew I could fix it" boxer boasted cockily until briefs pack went up in a heap of smoke and a voice rang out from the darkness

"Funny seeing you here my limp dicked peones"

"You really gave me a scare! I thought o would never see you munches again!" Ken's voice rang out as he stood on top his posy of cheerleaders and football players but what they didn't expect to see was thier female counter part tied up in several rope bindings with a wierd gag on her mouth as she yelled out with struggle.

"Oí fuck face ! Got that desperate for a shag you Resorted to fetishizes ?" Boxer yelled with anger as his brother chimed in with his own commentary "you know I'm not surprised dudes definitely the kinky type to like power play"

But none of that mattered As Ken continued to monologue "you won't be laughing about my kinks once you see what I have in store for you my little plebs" he jumped into the air his body contorted and snapped in places as he now loomed   over them in his full ghost form as boxer yawned un impressed "enough with the cliches already! Jenifer's body did it better!" As socks chided  "this whole set up for this reveal was so underwhelming honestly" said the Lolita as boxer took notice of thier female companions predicament as he grew a smirk on his face "Hey sweet face ! Don't say anything if you wanna go on a steamy date with me! " he hollers then held up his hand to his ear for Dramatic effect

From far away they could see her as she struggled to get out of her binds and glaring at him, but once he doesn't get a response  boxer smirked and called out with teasing "I didn't hear a no !!"  His laugh being almost background noise as brief foamed at the mouth as he yelled out "I've lost all capacity for rational thought!" He shrieks before passing out.

Ken laughed now that he was in his ultimate ghost form "try and grab her if ya can!" The bee ghost mocked with a sinister laugh " teacher Barbie loves to keep his favorite students close!~" he cackled as the (h/c) female cursed at him from behind her gag, as now in the bright lights you could see how all the cheerleaders looked like brain dead zombies with shorts skirts and pale skin."and needy dumb bitch boys have no place in my classroom!"

In a instant boxer wiped out his trusty undergarments and with a cocky smirk shouted out "get ready to taste my shorts you wannabe Ryan gosling" as his brother wiped out his katanas and yelled out to the female archangel "you SO! ow us some of your brownies for doing all this fucking work!" He yelled out with an annoyed tone. They were sorounded by Ken's gymsocked minions on all sides, both brothers backing up on one another readying to attack.

And with a scream of anger and swift wave of his hands all the pink claded football players charged at the Two brothers with guttural cries of anger with quick jumps both angels Zoomed into the air letting the meat headed zombies to clamber and crash into one another forming into a large pile. With long strides boxer ran to the other side of the turf and with a expert kick flew a nearby football high into the air and over their heads as they all stared dumbly as it glided over them before grunting in unison and rushing to go get it like pack of exited dogs.

Only for socks to send right it back the other way with loud CLANG! of both his katanas. Back and forth back and forth as for our female heroine she could be seen slowly but surely getting one of her arms unstuck from the ropes with small grunts and groans of effort sweat collecting at her brow.

Just then brief stud up with alud sigh of relief "thank goodness.. it was all a dream.."

"HEADS UP GINGE!"

And.. BEEfore the poor boy could think his hand caught a football and he was sent tumbling to the floor into a heap of grunting football players whined in pain "just who are these masked men" just socks poked at the one of their helmets they all poofed into small little bee ghosts who flew away but were no match for boxers quick shooting skills " You little freaks BEEgone!" And with loud pops the little bee creatures were no more!

"My head hurts!"

"Was I just a bee?"

Came the chorus voices of the now normal teen football players "not exactly, Ken put bees in your ears to control you" socks explained as both anarchy brother smirked at one another as Ken grunted with anger "so you know what that means!" in starry of swords slashes and gunfire popping bees off cheerleaders and football players alike as boxers voice rang out "it's extermination day BEEoitches!" Cries from cheerleader and buzzing not loud enough to drown out socks voice "Boxer I'm gonna need you to stop with the fucking bee puns!"

ys really shouldn't talk like that towards him! He has the football team and stuff on his si-"

"SHUT UP GEEK BOY!" They both screamed at him, causing him to shrink down. Poor Brief.

"I warned you fuckers not to get in the way of my crown and my goals and (Y/ N). It seems like your class cunts need a lesson!" Ken would jump down from the top bleacher to be tossed in the air. Once he was in the air, he would flip, shedding his skin. A pair of wings burst the handsome disguise. He decayed away to show a hideous black bee-like figure that rapidly flapped his wings that buzzed.

Ken would continue to ramble in his gross form while Sock and Boxer sighed. "Could you be a more predictable Ghost? A King, a bee...We get it a King Bee." Sock growled in annoyance. Though his hand would travel to his knee socks where he hooked his fingers around to morph into his blades that he lend against.

"I told you whores not to meddle with my hive! No matter...you'll be quite the treat for my new throne! Go forth, my babies!" With a snap of his fingers, bee ghosts would fly from under him. The possessed football players would charge towards us.

"I thought it was a Queen Bee... Whatever he's a little bitch anyway. Let's exterminate this hoe!" Boxer would reach in his pants was a bright light flashed only so he could withdraw Backlace.

Sock would roll his eyes, and with a flick of his wrist, his katanas would slice through some of the smaller bee-like Ghost that shot from Ken.

"HOLY SHIT (Y/N) WE GOTTA RUN!" Brief screamed. His hands would go their best to shove me away from the attack. Though I looked at one of the spare footballs that laid on the ground. Hm...I wonder how possessed they really are. I would gently move Brief aside before I revved my leg back, before kicking the football as far as I could. The

football players would stop chasing us and ran towards the football that bounced back and forth. It gave us a break before the ball flew at Brief, hitting him in the face.

"B-Brief, are you ok-" The ground rumbled from the stampeded of football players running towards us.

"Oh, no guys, it's a stampBEED" Boxer laughed only for Socks to roll his eyes.

"Bro, shut up. These bee puns blow."

Before the players could jump on us, I tried to kick the football back to be sweep away. I was lifted off the air bridal style, the fierce sounds of buzzing and wings haunting my ears. I look down to see Brief get tackled by the players, though their bodies go limp as fat, round bees fly away from their heads, only for the 'angels' to shoot them.

"It really is a shame that you had to see me like this my Dear, (Y/N) but you will either ignore this and be mine, or die with those wh-"

"EW, DON'T TOUCH ME!" I squirmed. How gross for this bug man to be touching me! I rather fucking die!

Ken would blink with his yellow eyes before he shrugged and flew higher. "Alright, then. Damn, you had a figure on you too." He sighed before the dickhead decided to drop me. I couldn't help but let out a scream as I prepared to meet the ground in an unfortunate demise.

Though thankfully, when I did land on something, it was warm and cradling. When I looked up again, I was met with the jock angel who swaddled me in his arms when he broke my fall. His light teal eyes scanning me to see if I was injured in any way. "You okay, babe?" He asked, brushing my (H/C) strains out of my (E/C) orbs.

My face went red from shock and embarrassment, as my hands clutched his black blazer.

Though thanks to him, I nodded. "Yeah...I'm okay..." I choked out. "Thanks..." I muttered. Boxer went quiet, but I could have sworn I saw his pale face turn the slightest pink.

"Stop making out whore, and help me!" Sock screeched, running the other way  towards Ken, who laughed. Boxer gently nudged me off his lap before he awkwardly ran towards the Ghost. Sock would kneel down and cup his hands together so Boxer could step up and be thrown up to get a good shot at Ken. "I ain't bowing down your bitch-ass! So you better kiss it goodbye yourself, Douchebag!" With that, Boxer would aim Backlace and without warning, fire a shot into the Ghost's head.

"W-wait, but I'm vintage!" Ken screamed before the holy bullet blew him into pieces. Boxer would land safely to watch Ken explode. Once there was nothing left of the bee boy, the football players would groggily get up, holding their heads. "Ugh...what happened..." One of them asked.

"Long story. Just go take some more steroids when you get home." Sock stated, leaning against one of his swords that were in the ground. Once all the beefed-up men got up, Brief was a sore and twitching mess but breathing with blood pouring out his nose and cheek.

"Man, I hate sports..." He cried.

Once Boxer walked over, he'd wrap an arm around my neck to pull me close. "Way to be a fucking distraction (Y/N) and Geek Boy! We could have done it without you, but I won't be a dick and say it!"

My tired and pissed eyes  glare at him, which made him purse his lips and stand up straight. Once the church bell rang in the distance, three coins would drop from the sky.

"You're fucking kidding me...only three Heavens?! the boys growl. But reverted their weapons back into their clothes.

"Ugh... let's just go home. I want that orange cream cake from the bakery!" He ordered, hoping on the passenger side.

"Dude, it's like 10pm; they aren't even open, Fatass." Boxer would scan the cheerleader before Sock honked at them.

"If I ain't getting my creamy goodness, then you aren't either bitch. Now move your ass!" Boxer shouted some curse words at his brother before he hopped on the driver's side.

Kinda rushed but here it is

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