[mystery gang]

Taetae has renamed the chat JUNGKOOK IS THE BEST BOYFRIENDSEKGJKDVETEVER

Handsome_face:
did he buy u gucci slides

Taetae:
hE BOUGHT ME GUCCI SLIDES

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
mA BOI FINALLY GOT HIS GUCCI SLIDES

  Taetae:
H*CK YEH HE DID
[image sent]

aND THIS OUTFIT 2
CUZ MY BIRTHDAY IS CLOSE TO CHRISTMAS AND WHATNOT HE DECIDED HE'D THROW IN A BONUS LIKE WHAT KIND OF SWEET SUMMER CHILD

YourHobi:
and where is the sweet summer child now ?

Taetae:
HIS BOSS CALLED HIM AND ASKED IF HE COULD WORK 2DAY SO HE'S ON HIS WAY THERE NOW WHICH SUCKS BUT YA KNOW,,

Handsome_face:
boi's gonna need to work if he bought u those expensive clothing items like dang

Taetae:
RIGHT????
I WAS ALMOST UPSET AT HIM FOR BUYING THEM BUT HE GUILT TRIPPED ME INTO NOT FEELING GUILTY

Handsome_face:
not sure that makes sense but okay lmfaoo

Taetae:
rIGHT
WELL ANYWAY
I DIDNT HAVE PLANS TO GO ANYWHERE 2DAY BUT NOW IM JUST GONNA ROAM THE TOWN
PPL R GONNA SEE ME
Y'ALL
GONNA
SEE
ME
2DAY

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
but tae it's winter time r u rly gonna wear the shoes outside?

Taetae:
GUCCI SLIDES R ANY TIME
YEAR ROUND GUCCI

YourHobi:
#iskimtaehyungokay
ooh wait that's a gr8 chat name lmao

YourHobi has renamed the chat #iskimtaehyungokay

Joonie:
is he

Taetae:
IM DOING JUST SUPER, THNX

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
jungkook bought him gucci slides

Joonie:
ah
that makes sense
congrats Taehyung

Taetae:
THNX

YourHobi:
lmfao

Joonie:
ah speaking of christmas gifts that reminds me

Handsome_face:
omf yeah speaking of christmas gifts guys guess what joonie bought me

YourHobi:
what??

Handsome_face:
a china set

Joonie:
jin i did not buy u a china set
u bought urself a china set

Handsome_face:
details, details

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
lmao y did u buy a china set jin

Handsome_face:
it was an impulse buy
i could see my reflection in them and i thought
yes

YourHobi:
wow
ok so what did he rly get u tho??

Handsome_face:
gucci slides

Taetae:
OMF TWINSIES !!!!

Joonie:
no, i didnt buy him gucci slides either
unless u wanted them
if u had said smth about wanting them i would have bought them for u

Handsome_face:
ew no slides r ugly

Taetae:
hm
u see normally i would attacc but i am in a good mood so i won't

Handsome_face:
so r u just gonna let it...
slide?
HOLY F I AM SO FUNNY WOW

Joonie:
i luv a man who appreciates himself

Handsome_face:
<3

Joonie:
<33

YourHobi:
ok but what did Namjoon ACTUALLY BUY U

Handsome_face:
a hair dryer

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
ok thats more believable

Joonie:
i did not buy him a hair dryer

Handsome_face:
a condo in sweden

Joonie:
i did not buy him a condo in sweden

Handsome_face:
*poland

Joonie:
or poland

Handsome_face:
a pony

Joonie:
i did not buy him a pony

YourHobi:
FFS WILL U JUST SAY WHAT HE ACTUALLY GOT U ALREADY JIN

Handsome_face:
ok ok fine
.
.
.
a shetland pony

Yoongi:
he got seokjin a new phone since apparently seokjin had been complaining about his current one

YourHobi:
BOI U GOT A NEW PHONE AND U DIDNT MAKE THE NEW PHONE WHO DIS JOKE

Handsome_face:
i got the same number transferred and all my contacts and whatnot lmao
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he picked out the case 2 owo

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
CUTE

Handsome_face:
yus
thanks again joonie ur literally the best ilysfm

Joonie:
aw no im not

Handsome_face:
yes u is
repeat after me
i, kim namjoon

Joonie:
i, kim namjoon

Handsome_face:
do sincerely admit

Joonie:
do sincerely admit

Handsome_face:
that i am the best of the best

Joonie:
that i love jin with all my heart

Handsome_face:
wrong
but i'll take it

YourHobi:
oh shut up u guys r so cute im mad

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
s a m e
while we're on the subject what did u get namjoon, jin?
u never mentioned,,

Handsome_face:
oh i dont wanna say,,
it makes me look cheap compared to him

Joonie:
gifts should not be judged by the cost in money but by the thought and love with which they are purchased

Yoongi:
ty aristotle go back to philosophy class

YourHobi:
LMAO

Joonie:
he got me a bunch of warm clothes 4 winter
[image sent]

here i am wearing the turtleneck and jacket,
which i luv
very coomfy

Yoongi:
well if that isn't just the dorkiest picture i've ever seen of u

Joonie:
tru

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
ooo i luv the jacket's colors :D

Taetae:
but is it gucci

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
tae if u were here i'd slap u

Taetae:
nuuh

YourHobi:
lmao namjoon is that a mic ur wearing?
whats that 4 might i ask

Joonie:
no it's an earphone

YourHobi:
no it's not

Taetae:
y is ur turtleneck wearing an earphone

Joonie:
a brilliant question

YourHobi:
y r u wearing a mic lmao

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
hobi stop tryna break the 4th wall,

YourHobi:
idk wut ur talking about man
i just wanna know waht the mic is 4

Yoongi:
it's actually a parasite

Joonie:
oh no u r right
agh it is eating me
i am ded
(＋_＋)

Yoongi:
ria

YourHobi:
lmao u mean rip?

Yoongi:
no
ria
rest in agony

Handsome_face:
harsh
also nuh come back joonie u cant be ded yet

Joonie:
ok youve convinced me i have returned

Handsome_face:
ye

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
how romantic

YourHobi:
so wby jimin?
and yoongi of course
i assume there was a gift exchange between the two of u
care to share?

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
OOH YOONGI CAN I??

Yoongi:
i mean if u want
i dont rly care

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
HE GOT ME MONSTA X TICKETS
RLY GOOD ONES, LIKE WE CAN EVEN GET A PICTURE WITH THE MEMBERS
CONCERT'S IN LIKE THREE WEEKS IM SO EXCITE

Taetae:
NO WAY IM SO JEALOUS
*JEALOUSY
*A LITTLE JEALOUSY

Handsome_face:
nice reference

Taetae:
thank

Joonie:
lmao that reminds me jimin
u wanna know what yoongi was gonna throw in as a bonus gift
he was considering setting aside a day for u to go to a massage place since u dance every day and it's probably rly tiring 4 u but then he said to me 'wait no what am i saying i dont want anyone else touching him'

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[Yoongi and Namjoon private chat]

Yoongi:
i actually hate u
like
with burning rage
burning
ire
if i controlled the weather
i would make it rain wrath
wrath
would rain down upon u kim namjoon

Joonie:
im actually crying with laughter pls stop

Yoongi:
no
suffer
like u make me suffer

Joonie:
and the award for the biggest drama queen goes toooooo

Yoongi:
hate
i hate u

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[Jimin and Taehyung private chat]

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
can u hear me screaming all the way across the city

Taetae:
im not all the way across the city but yes
yes i can hear u
rip in peace

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
u do know that says 'rest in peace in peace' right

Taetae:
applicable

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
wow five dollar word

Taetae:
did i use it right

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
i think so yeah

Taetae:
i amaze me
also fr rip in peace jiminie hang in there you'll be in my thoughts

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
thanks, it means a lot

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[#iskimtaehyungokay]

YourHobi has renamed the chat #isparkjiminokay

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
IM JUST SWELL TY

Taetae:
top 10 anime lies

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
TAE RLY

Taetae:
im sry it just popped into my head spontaneously and i thought 'hey this is funny' without considering you'd be upsetti

Handsome_face:
it's ok jimin u can admit u feel shy about yoongi saying he wants to be the only one who can touch u

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
OH SHUT UP IM SO EMBARRASSED,,

Yoongi:
sorry jimin...

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
WAHT NO DONT APOLOGIZE I DIDNT MEAN IT IN A BAD WAY

Yoongi:
no its selfish of me tho i shouldve just gone thru with my idea...

Handsome_face:
y dont u just give him the massage then yoongi
call it a gut feeling but i dont think jimin would complain~ (･ω<)☆

Yoongi:
im not a professional tho

Handsome_face:
ffs u can just put yo hands on the boi and he would thank u lmao

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
WHEN DID U BECOME JUNGKOOK, JIN

Handsome_face:
well he's not here atm so someone's gotta take over the position of being the teaser

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
WYM U GUYS LITERALLY ALL TEASE ME

Handsome_face:
yeh but he the main one who does it ya know

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
WTVR

Yoongi:
i mean
hypothetically
i wouldnt mind

YourHobi:
did u hear that jimin
he wouldnt mind

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
SEE WHAT I MEAN

Joonie:
its tru tho he rly wouldnt mind
he's told me b4 how much he wants to feel ur muscles anyway
esp the biceps
boi loves the biceps

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[Jimin and Taehyung private chat]

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
I WAS TAKING A SIP OF COFFEE AS I READ THAT MESSAGE AND THEN FOR SOME REASON INHALED SHARPLY AND TOOK ANOTHER QUICK DRINK AND MY THROAT IS NOW SCALDED OW

Taetae:
boi loves the biceps

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
im so done with u

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[#isparkjiminokay]

Joonie:
u guys i cant breathe yoongs keeps sending me death threats
[image sent]

Taetae:
cRYINGFS

Handsome_face:
lmFAO

YourHobi has renamed the chat yoongi wants to feel jimin's biceps

Chocochip_kookie:
nice group chat name

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
GO BACK TO WORK JUNGKOOK