[Jungkook and Taehyung private chat]

Chocochip_kookie:
[image sent]

good morninggg taee

Taetae:
[image sent]

morning kookie <333

Chocochip_kookie:
u ready to spend the entire day w/ me

Taetae:
boy am i

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Chocochip_kookie:
hey guys try not to be jealous im about to go on a date w/ the cutest boi in the world

Yoongi:
if u lay a finger on jimin so help me ill skin u alive and then joon

happily_jins:
i have done
absolutely nothing
what the actual

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
YOONGI SHUT UP UR THE CUTEST BOI IN THE WORLD

happily_jins:
ur just gonna casually skim over the part where he threatened to skin me for no reason
ok fine
uve got ur priorities straight

luckyboi:
gay
he's got his priorities gay
nth about jimin is straight

Taetae:
same
also try not to be jealous but im also about to go on a date w/ the cutest boi in the world

Chocochip_kookie:
u cant date urself sweetheart

YourHobi:
i hate y'all

Chocochip_kookie:
rood
tae let's take a picture together

Taetae:
yus

luckyboi:
ew no one here wants to see u two being cute and happy together on ur date

Chocochip_kookie:
yes u do

YourHobi:
yeah we kinda do

Chocochip_kookie:
[image sent]

nOOt nOOt

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
u r literally becoming tae omf

Taetae:
um he's not "becoming me" kookie is his own person tyvm

Chocochip_kookie:
well i mean its tru u r kinda rubbing off on me tae

Taetae:
what does rubbing off on u mean

luckyboi:
it means u give him lots of massages

Taetae:
well i mean i do
boi works himself sore dancing :,(
also good excuse to touch his muscles

Chocochip_kookie:
okayy tae we're putting our phones away now

Taetae:
mkayyyyy :D

YourHobi:
LMFAO looks like kook got embarrassed

luckyboi:
ya think
omf that reminds me tho
yoongi did u ever give jimin that massage u promised him

Yoongi:
i didnt promise that

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
HE DIDNT PROMISE THAT

luckyboi:
possibly tru but he did say he wouldnt mind am i correct

happily_jins:
he is correct yoongs

Yoongi:
this literally does not concern
any of u

happily_jins:
listen yoongs we've discussed this any business or urs is business of mine

Yoongi:
except it's not
and shut up

YourHobi:
dude i feel like i havent seen u in weeks i just realized

Yugibear:
same,, :o

Yoongi:
well youve talked to me
what difference does it make if u see me

YourHobi:
hows the hair

Yoongi:
still blond

YourHobi:
show uusss

Yoongi:
how about no
also why tf do u care

YourHobi:
cuz im still in shock that u actually dyed it lmao

luckyboi:
honestly same
except i see yoongi almost every day so i wont bug him for a selca lolol

Yoongi:
i would thank u
but i wont

Yugibear:
lmaooo

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
yoongiiiii

Yoongi:
yes jimin

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
wont u send smth?

Yoongi:
y

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
hm
let me think
cuz u da byeoutifulest

Yoongi:
the what

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
ur beautiful and i wanna see ur face

Yoongi:
no u

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
if i do then will u

Yoongi:
yes

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
[image sent]

Yoongi:
[image sent]

YourHobi:
!!!HE SMILE?!
W/O BEINGTOLDD???

Yoongi:
seeing jimin's face makes it easy

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
U CUTIE
THE BAGS UNDER UR EYES THO U LOOK SO SLEEPY
TAKE A NAP

Yoongi:
r u busy

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
u can take a nap by urself ya know

Yoongi:
hurtful
joon he rejected me

happily_jins:
wow for once u actually come to me for comfort instead of to insult me

Yoongi:
wait ur right what am i doing

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
yoonggiii im not rejecting u :< i just want u to get some sleep,,,

luckyboi:
i feel like u two have had this exact same conversation b4

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
yeah probably

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Taetae:
[image sent]

u guys wish u were as cute as us

YourHobi:
its tru
we do

Yugibear:
*shakes head in sad agreement*

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
lmfao tae y do u look so serious in that pic
meanwhile kook's radiating son energy
*sun

happily_jins:
son energy as well

Chocochip_kookie:
i thought u disowned me

happily_jins:
no yoongs disowned u

Chocochip_kookie:
so im still ur son and ur still my daddy?
ow tae smacked my arm

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
i dont blame him

luckyboi:
i wouldve done it too

Yoongi:
i wouldve smacked ur face
on accident of course

happily_jins:
of course

Chocochip_kookie:
y'all need to chill it's just a joke,,
ok bye gotta resume my date
to which none of u r invited

Yoongi:
none of us want to be there

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
i kinda wanna raid their date tho
where r u guys

Chocochip_kookie:
as if we would tell u

Taetae:
the mall
we're gonna get milkshakes

Chocochip_kookie:
i trusted u

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
see u guys soooon

Chocochip_kookie:
ew

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Blue_ribbon_mochi:
waiter: "hi what can i get for u?"
tae: can i have a chocolate milkshake with two straws?
jungkook: aw thats so-
tae: watch how freakign fast i can drink this
IM STILL IN STITCHES I KID U TF NOT

YourHobi:
top 10 anime bois who can woo ur heart
#1

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
He was laughing up a storm tho omff i thought he was gonna stop bReAThInG

Yugibear:
r u still w/ them??

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
nooo i didnt wanna stay their entire date those two deserve their privacy i just wanted to be an annoyign friend for a little while

YourHobi:
dont we all just wanna be an annoying friend every once in a while

Yoongi:
joon must feel like that all the time

happily_jins:
i saw that coming b4 u even put ur thumbs to ur phone yoongs

Yoongi:
good for u lad

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YourHobi:
u guys i think smth's wrong w/ me i just sprayed aerosol on my hand thinking it was hand soap

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
wtf hobi lmao
thats smth i would expect from tae not u

Taetae:
rood

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
Tae what're u doing I thought u and kook were on a date

Taetae:
we is
but u kno we like to keep our favorite squad up to date on what's happenin with South Korea's cutest couple

Chocochip_kookie:
tru tru
Tae and I are having a blast w/o all of u btw

YourHobi:
um rood pity the poor man whose hands smell strongly of pine mist

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
pine mist?

YourHobi:
the flavor of the aerosol

Taetae:
flavor

YourHobi:
scent
wtvr what's the difference

Yugibear:
hobi r u ok????

YourHobi:
yeah I'm fine I'm just concerned about myself
aerosol
on hands

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
rip

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[Jungkook and Jimin private chat]

Chocochip_kookie:
[image sent]

i might actually cry jimin
his smile
his fvkn smile
i could stare at it forever

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
do that then

Chocochip_kookie:
i just told him about the reservation
he's so happy

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
i can see that
when's the reservation for?

Chocochip_kookie:
seven
we're gonna leave as soon as we both change

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
mm
have fun jungkook ( ◡‿◡ )
i'll be on standby to hear how it went
i predict tae screaming at me in the near future

Chocochip_kookie:
ill ttyl

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
k bye :)

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[Taehyung and Jimin private chat)

Taetae:
AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
jungkook looks handsome in a suit doesnt he

Taetae:
U KNEW ABOUT ALL THIS
U SNEAKY SNEK
OK I GOTTA GO ILL TTYL L8R

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
lmao bye tae have fun

Taetae:
iM gONnA eAT sO muCh FOoD

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[!!!!!!!]

Taetae:
[image sent]

BYE EVEYREONE,,,

YourHobi:
woah
i got chills at the look in kook's eye wow
i feel like he'd kill me if i breathed in tae's direction

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
he probably would
boi's so possessive over his mans these days

Yugibear:
THEY LOOK SO GOOD
WHERE THEY GOING THAT THERYE ALL DRESSED UP 4

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
a casino
just kidding its a nice restaurant
after that they'll hit the casino

happily_jins:
son better win daddy some big bucks

Yoongi:
remove urself from the chat

happily_jins:
jungkook started it

Yoongi:
blaming the child
real mature

happily_jins:
go to bed old man it's past ur bedtime

Yoongi:
it's not tho

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
oh ur going to bed yoongi?
good night !! :D

Yoongi:
oh
good night jimin <3

YourHobi:
the power of mochi

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[Jungkook and Jimin private chat]

Chocochip_kookie:
so i asked tae why it is he wanted to go to this specific restaurant so bad
and he told me
apparently his grandparents went here for their fiftieth anniversary
he almost made me cry in public
y is he the purest thing alive
im gonna ask him to marry me some day u cant stop me jimin

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
what if tae beats u to it tho

Chocochip_kookie:
oh no
im tearing up now thanks a lot

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
ur welcome :)
it's late
good night jungkook

Chocochip_kookie:
night, jimin