[Yugyeom is not dead will u guys stop it w/ this bullcrap already]

Taetae has renamed the chat ALERT!!!

Taetae:
[video sent]

JIN AND JIMINIE Y'ALL'S MANS BE CHEATING ON Y'ALL W/ EACH OTHER,,,!

Chocochip_kookie:
we been knew

Yugibear:
NO I SEE WHATS GOING ON HERE
NAMJOON IS PRETENDING TO PUT A GUN UP TO YOONGI'S HEAD
HE PLANS TO KILL HIM !!

Chocochip_kookie:
again
we been knew

Taetae:
NO I DONT THINK THATS IT CUZ I HAVE MORE FOOTAGE LOOK
[video sent]

Yugibear:
HES TOUCHING YOONGI'S CHEST BCUZ THATS WHERE HE PLANS TO SHOOT HIM

Taetae:
yEAH WELL EXPLAIN THIS
[video sent]

Yugibear:
YOONGI IS TRYING TO HOLD NAMJOON DOWN SO HE CANT PULL THE GUN ON HIM

YourHobi:
oh how ive missed u

Handsome_face:

YourHobi:
no words huh jin

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
TAE
WHERE
TF
DID U
GET
THESE
VIDEOS

Taetae:
...
is wikipedia an acceptable answer

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
TAEHYUNG

Taetae:
I HAVE A FRiEND FROM MY ART/DESIGN CLASS WHO KNOWS YOONGI AND NAMJOON AND JUST FOUND OUT I WAS FRiENDS WITH THEM
AND HE SHOWED ME THESE VIDEOS HE TOOK ONE TIME
I WILL NOT REVEAL A NAME
TO RESPECC HIS ANONYMITY AND IN CASE YOONGI WOULD COME AFTER HIM

Chocochip_kookie:
felix

Taetae:
it's not felix
i showed felix a pic of yoongi one time tho and he whistled and his boyfriend smacked the back of his head lmfao

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
me
i mEAN KIM TAEHYUNG

Taetae:
WHAT
I JUST THOUGHT U AND JIN WOULD LIKE TO KNOW

Handsome_face:

YourHobi:
u guys im sitting in the same room as jin right now u should see the look on his face im about to cry

Handsome_face:

Chocochip_kookie:
it's ok jin
u can at least be namjoon's side chick

Handsome_face:
@Joonie

Joonie:
yes my sweet

Handsome_face:
get caught up in the chat

Joonie:
of course my sweet
.
.
.
ah
jin remember we had this discussion

Handsome_face:
hmph
i dont know what ur talking about

Joonie:
ah cmon it wasnt that long ago

Yugibear:
NAMJOON UR OUT TO KILL YOONGI ARENT U
CAN U CONFIRM OR DENY

Taetae:
NO I KNOW YOONGI'S CHEATING ON JIMIN AND I WONT STAND 4 MY BESTIE GETTING CHEATED ON

Joonie:
tsk tsk tsk
the secret is out

Chocochip_kookie:
been knew

Joonie:
@Yoongi

Yoongi:
im sleeping wdyw

Joonie:
get caught up

Yoongi:
no thanks

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
YOONGI

Yoongi:
oh hi jimin

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
DONT 'OH HI JIMIN' ME

Yoongi:
...
oh hey jimin?

Joonie:
just scroll up dude

Yoongi:
wtvr
.
.
.
when were those taken?

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
IDK Y DONT U TELL JIN AND I

Yoongi:
they're photoshopped i dont actually smile like that around joon

Joonie:
ok wow
yes u do
sometimes

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
IM NOT EVEN GONNA DENY IT IM KINDA JEALOUS??

Yoongi:
no cmon jimin...
listen if u want i can get rid of him for u

Joonie:
ok
rly
dude
is that a death threat

Yoongi:
im throwing those at u constantly r u rly surprised

Joonie:
no
still hurts tho

Yoongi:
sure it does

Joonie:
u know u luv me

Yoongi:
u wish

Joonie:
u kissed me on the cheek on my fourteenth birthday remember
yeah dont think i forgot about that

Yoongi:
r u using wikipedia for these fake facts

Handsome_face:
jimin

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
yes jin

Handsome_face:
let's begin a revolt

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
i agree

Taetae has renamed the chat STOP NAMGI 2K18 MOVEMENT

Taetae:
I SHALL JOIN
YOONGI U WILL PAY FOR BETRAYING JIMINIE LIKE THIS
BOO BACK ME UP

Chocochip_kookie:
wait im kinda in support of the namgi tho

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
WTF U TRAITOR
OK WTVR EVERYONE HERE PICK UR SIDES NOW

Yugibear:
can i be neutral??

YourHobi:
my sweet, sweet yugyeom
in war there is no true neutral
there are two sides
then there is the side that eventually gets threatened into joining one or the other
so u might as well pick one right off the bat

Yugibear:
THATS TOO MUCH PRESSURE

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
Y IS IT SO MUCH PRESSURE IT SHOULD BE AN OBVIOUS DECISION

Chocochip_kookie:
namgi vs. yoonmin + namjin
so far
namgi:
me
.
yoonmin + namjin:
seokjin
jimin
tae

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
the first category is synonymous to traitors so choose wisely yugyeom

Yugibear:
UH
HOBI WHAT R U PICKING

YourHobi:
hmm
yoongi and jimin r cute buuuut
i think im gonna go w/ namgi

Handsome_face:
traitor
if u luv them sm y dont u just go write fanfiction about them

Joonie:
id read it

Chocochip_kookie:
same

Yoongi:
wtf

Yugibear:
iM SORRY JIMIN IM GOING W/ HOBI'S CHOICE

Chocochip_kookie:
oh snap the sides r even then
this gon be an interesting battle
tae
it is a pity we are on opposite sides
but alas
i must fite u

Taetae has changed their name to SAD_BOI

Yoongi:
wtf is going on

Joonie:
dont worry bout it yoongs bby i wont let them hurt u

Handsome_face:
rage
seething rage

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[Namjoon and Seokjin private chat]

Joonie:
just making sure u know im just messing around

Handsome_face:
r u tho

Joonie:
jin cmon of course i am

Handsome_face:
i know lmao i was actually jealous at first but now im having fun

Joonie:
oh ok good lolol
yoongi did kiss my cheek when we were 14 tho that wasnt a lie

Handsome_face:
changed my mind im salty again

*

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[STOP NAMGI 2K18 MOVEMENT]

Handsome_face:
namgi shall fall by my hand

Chocochip_kookie:
nay i shall fite thee to defend my bois

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
SINCE WHEN DID THEY BECOME UR BOIS

Chocochip_kookie:
old news jimin
theyve always been my bois

SAD_BOI:
I THOUGHT I WAS UR BOI

Chocochip_kookie:
no u my boo

SAD_BOI:
WELL NOT ANYMORE IT SEEMS CUZ WE'RE ON OPPOSITE SIDES IN THIS WAr

Yoongi:
when r u guys gonna stop doing drugs im curious

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
WHEN R U GONNA STOP MAKING ME JEALOUS OF U AND UR HUSBAND

Yoongi:
if joon's my husband i want a divorce

Joonie:
if u want a divorce which one of us is gonna take custody of jungkook

Chocochip_kookie:
can i pick which father i want to go with

Yoongi:
joon u take him

Joonie:
guess it's decided then
good news jimin yoongi's single now

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
wtvr i dont care anymore

Yoongi:
ow
that hurt honestly...
and here i was hoping you'd welcome me with open arms after i'd finally broken free of an unhappily married life...

Joonie:
[video sent]

a sad pouty boi

*

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[Taehyung and Jimin private chat]

SAD_BOI:
RESIST TEMPTATION JIMINIE U GOTTA TEACH HIM A LESSON

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
HGAKLSJGK

*

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[STOP NAMGI 2K18 MOVEMENT]

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
ok yoongi i welcome u with open arms

SAD_BOI:
u r weak

Yugibear:
wait does this mean the war is over already??

YourHobi:
boring

Handsome_face:
ur just salty cuz ur the foolish traitor who chose the wrong side

Joonie:
savage
oh btw jin now that im divorced
would uuuuuuu

Handsome_face:
no sorry im in a relationship with taehyung now

SAD_BOI:
wait what

Handsome_face:
u and jungkook split bcuz of the war right

SAD_BOI:
yeh but the war is over

Handsome_face:
he doesnt love u anymore

SAD_BOI:
*GAPS*
**GASP*
OK FINE THEN IM WITH JINNIE NOW

Chocochip_kookie:
...
be like that
joonie let's hook up

Joonie:
but ur my son that would be weird

Chocochip_kookie:
daddy

Yoongi has left STOP NAMGI 2K18 MOVEMENT

SAD_BOI has left STOP NAMGI 2K18 MOVEMENT

Chocochip_kookie:
did i go too far

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
maybe just one step