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blue_ribbon_mochi:
good news everybody

hakuna_ma_taetae:
yoongi popped the question???

chocochip_kookie:
tom holland accepted my love letters??

hakuna_ma_taetae:
YOU WROTE TOM HOLLAND LOVE LETTERS???

sunkist:
who's tom holland

chocochip_kookie:
OH MY GOSH HOBI ARE U FOR REAL

hakuna_ma_taetae:
NO DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT KOOKIE U WROTE TOM HOLLAND LOVE LETTERS???

sunkist:
is he a celebrity or smth

chocochip_kookie:
i am ashamed to call u my friend hoseok...

sunkist:
i am confuzzled

hakuna_ma_taetae:
IF U LOVE TOM SO MUCH WHY DONT U GO MARRY HIM

chocochip_kookie:
HE'S NOT REAL
wait yes he is lmao i forgot for a second he's not actually spider-man it's early
I'M IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE

hakuna_ma_taetae:
OH OKAY IS THAT IT

joonie:
are u guys going thru relationship turbulence again

sunkist:
ohh he's the guy who plays spider-man
i got it

skippah:
👏

sunkist:
thanks babe

hakuna_ma_taetae:
IM HURT
I FEEL LIKE IVE BEEN CHEATED ON

blue_ribbon_mochi:
uh guys

hakuna_ma_taetae:
not now jiminie i'm going thru some things

luckyboi:
THERES A MOUSE IN THE DORM AHDKWH
wait
nvm that was a shoe
lol
🍳
wrong emoji
why is that in my frequently used section

sunkist:
oh my gosh he doesn't remember

skippah:
IT'S THE LIZARDS
IM TELLIN YA

joonie:
lizards aren't real

hakuna_ma_taetae:
WHAT
THIS IS ALMOST AS SHOCKING AS JUNGKOOK SENDING TOM HOLLAND LOVE LETTERS

chocochip_kookie:
that was shocking to u?

hakuna_ma_taetae:
not really tbh
BUT LIZARDS???

joonie:
a myth

luckyboi:
no joonie i believe u are mythtaken

sunkist:
i'm leaving

luckyboi:
pick up some eggs at the store for me will u

sunkist:
i'll consider it

blue_ribbon_mochi:
GUYS

sunkist:
gOSh Jimin will u calm down?? not everything is about u geez 😤

blue_ribbon_mochi:
OKAY FIRST OF ALL YOU ARE BEING MEAN
SECOND OF ALL JAIWJDKWND

hakuna_ma_taetae:
is there a click to translate button on this

blue_ribbon_mochi:
u KNOW WHAT
nO
since y'all are being so mean and won't shut up to let me say anything
NO ONE GETS TO KNOW WHAT THE GIBBERISH MEANS

joonie:
what if we bribed u

blue_ribbon_mochi:
that would be very unlike u namjoon
but my ears are open

joonie:
i'll shake your hand

blue_ribbon_mochi:
you wish

hakuna_ma_taetae:
WHOA OK WHY SO DIABOLICAL ALL OF A SUDDEN JIMINIE

chocochip_kookie:
YEAH THAT'S LOW

skippah:
u know what else is low
the red panda population
that's messed up
it's the lizards
they
ate
them

sunkist:
babe go back to bed

skippah:
HOW CAN I REST WHEN THEYRE OUT THERE ON THE PROWL LIKE A BUNCH OF BLOODTHIRSTY DEMONS

sunkist:
go take nap

skippah:
no
i shall take up my shotgun

sunkist:
u don't actually have one of those

skippah:
perhaps not
but i do have
THIS
[image sent]

THE LIZARDS DONT STAND A CHANCE

chocochip_kookie:
i need that
for scientific purposes

luckyboi:
the guy in that pic looks like he's having way too much fun

chocochip_kookie:
imagine the ducks i could shoot down with that thing

joonie:
kook wtf

sunkist:
what do u have against ducks

chocochip_kookie:
i can never shoot them in wii play
so if i can't virtually kill them
irl will have to do

hakuna_ma_taetae:
are wii gonna have a problem here

luckyboi:
good one

hakuna_ma_taetae:
thanks

chocochip_kookie:
see this is why i married u

hakuna_ma_taetae:
u didn't marry me??
aren't u engaged to tom anyway

chocochip_kookie:
he hasn't replied yet 🤧

joonie:
what'd u do, ask for his hand in marriage via text message

luckyboi:
tae would do something like that irl lmao

hakuna_ma_taetae:
I WOULD NOT
i'm WAY classier than that

sunkist:
classy (adjective)
1. having class
2. it's summer u don't have class tae

luckyboi:
was that supposed to be a double joke
hobi u can't do this to me i'm supposed to be the joke master

sunkist:
idk jin tae's been pretty good lately
"are wii gonna have a problem"
bet u wish u thought of that

luckyboi:
look i don't even care ok

chocochip_kookie:
the return of salty sandra

blue_ribbon_mochi has left 👀

sunkist:
uh

joonie:
way to go guys u pissed him off

sunkist:
u participated??

joonie:
well at least i was lowkey trying to mediate things

sunkist:
u were not
u tried to convince us lizards weren't real

joonie:
this is true

sunkist:
and u didn't even make a compelling argument

joonie:
this is also true

hakuna_ma_taetae:
JIMINIE'S GONE IT'S ALL EVERYONE'S FAULT BUT MINE

luckyboi:
real mature tae

joonie:
just add him back

hakuna_ma_taetae has added blue_ribbon_mochi to 👀

hakuna_ma_taetae has renamed the chat everybody shut up and let jiminie speak

blue_ribbon_mochi:
i like this new chat name

chocochip_kookie:
don't know if i do

hakuna_ma_taetae:
kookie pls let him speak

chocochip_kookie:
😤 just for u baby

luckyboi:
wow and just a minute ago u guys were having marital problems

blue_ribbon_mochi:
ahem

joonie:
yes jimin?

blue_ribbon_mochi:
yoongi got discharged from the hospital today
i'm with him at his dorm right now

Yoongi:
hi

hakuna_ma_taetae:
WTF HAVE U BEEN HERE THE WHOLE TIME

luckyboi:
JIMIN U DUMMY WHY DIDNT U SAY SO SOONER

blue_ribbon_mochi:
I CANT STAND U GUYS
AND NO IM NOT SITTING DOWN

Yoongi:
u are at the moment tho

blue_ribbon_mochi:
thank you yoongi
i can always count on u for ur support

Yoongi:
love u too sweetheart

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a/n:
im laughing while listening to the daniel siri voice read this chapter lmao help