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hakuna_ma_taetae has renamed the chat 👀

sunkist:
i didn't think u could solely name a chat with an emoji but i stand corrected

jiminieee:
so what's with the 👀 ??

hakuna_ma_taetae:
so get this
getcho sippin straws ready cuz this some 🍵

Yoongi:
what other kind of straws are there

hakuna_ma_taetae:
u know
grain
the farmer stuff

luckyboi:
the farmer stuff

hakuna_ma_taetae:
yeah
aNYwAy

kowalski:
did u purposely capitalize NYA in that word
🐱

sunkist:
i love that u pointed that out lmao
also tae continue ur story what's 👀

hakuna_ma_taetae:
sooo
u know how kookie and i went to the mall with youjin right

sunkist:
yes that angel bless her heart
and?

hakuna_ma_taetae:
so we went to that bookstore/coffee shop where yoongle boongles works

Yoongi:
never call me that again

jiminieee:
YOONGLE BOONGLES THATS CUTE LOL
sorry yoongi
continue ur story tae

hakuna_ma_taetae:
so we were at the coffee shop, and youjin was waiting in line for her coffee and this girl standing behind her complimented her shirt and youjin did that ".exe has stopped working" but in real life

jiminieee:
AW FOR REAL

Yoongi:
yeah i saw them
i know that girl just cuz she's the sister of one of my coworkers, who can speak fluent french but apparently their family is from some latin american island? i forget
they're an interesting group of people

sunkist:
THATS COOL SO ARE THEY DATING YET

hakuna_ma_taetae:
no but they exchanged numbers 👀

jiminieee:
👀

kowalski:
👀

joonie:
i'm late what's 👀

luckyboi:
👀
tae's sister got herself a girl's number

joonie:
👀

chocochip_kookie:
👀
they sitting at a table together now btw
talking about gossip girls or smth

hakuna_ma_taetae:
youjin was wearing an animal crossing shirt
they're talking about animal crossing

chocochip_kookie:
u right u right

Yoongi:
oh no she found a video game nerd

jiminieee:
AW GOOD FOR HER

hakuna_ma_taetae:
i can hear her from here

luckyboi:
wym "from here"
are u guys spying on them

hakuna_ma_taetae:
of course not

chocochip_kookie:
omf baby are u hearing this
she just said tom nook is just "misunderstood"

hakuna_ma_taetae:
oh i heard her alright

jiminieee:
tae pls don't go up to them and embarrass her

chocochip_kookie:
baby boy rolling up his sleeves now

jiminieee:
TAE

chocochip_kookie:
forget it jimin u know how passionately he hates tom nook
even more than he hates andy

hakuna_ma_taetae:
gosh h*ckin dang it don't even mention his name i'll get triggered

kowalski:
who is andy?

jiminieee:
don't get him started yugyeom

hakuna_ma_taetae:
my coworker andy
ya know the other day he walked up to me and asked if he could have one of my pokémon fruit snacks
and i said no andy, i bought these myself
and he said u bought pokémon fruit snacks what are u in kindergarten
and i said well if that's how u think then wHY DID U ASK TO HAVE A FRUIT SNACK

chocochip_kookie:
FREAKIN ANDY
GET A LIFE

hakuna_ma_taetae:
AND DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE TIME HE ASKED IF HE COULD BORROW MY NARUTO MANGA COLLECTION

Yoongi:
that's a crime
.
.
i did not mean to send that

jiminieee:
😂😂😂

joonie:
mayhaps i did a chuckle

luckyboi:
mayhaps i did a chuckle at that ^

joonie:
mayhaps i love u

luckyboi:
wym mayhaps

joonie:
*definitely

sunkist:
wow smooth

kowalski:
did i miss the wedding

sunkist:
nah babe ur good
so anyways tae are they dating yet

hakuna_ma_taetae:
they're engaged
wedding is tomorrow

jiminieee:
YOUJIN'S NOT EVEN 18 YET SLOW DOWN

hakuna_ma_taetae:
just kidding wedding was yesterday y'all missed it

luckyboi:
andy

hakuna_ma_taetae:
OH RIGHT SPEAKING OF ANDY

jiminieee:
JIN WHY WOULD U JUST RANDOMLY SAY ANDY WE JUST BRIEFLY DISCUSSED THIS

luckyboi:
it's funny

hakuna_ma_taetae:
U KNOW IF U PUT A SPACE IN ANDY'S NAME U GET "AND Y" WHICH IS WHAT PPL SAY WHEN HE WALKS INTO THE ROOM

chocochip_kookie:
baby ur so clever 💕

hakuna_ma_taetae:
😡💕
ps. the angry face is for andy the hearts are for u

chocochip_kookie:
thanks for clarifying

hakuna_ma_taetae:
ur welcome kookie 🍪

Yoongi:
my break's over
if i had a nickel for every time u guys wasted it i could afford to quit my job

jiminieee:
🥰 bye yoongle boongles 💕

Yoongi:
...only u sweetheart

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[👀]

government_spy:
so i just read everything in the chat cuz i guess tae forgot i was still here
first of all @Yoongi can i call u yoongle boongles

Yoongi:
you may not

government_spy:
i can, ok thx ur cool
second of all, @hakuna_ma_taetae if u think i didnt notice u and kook spying on me earlier u the big dumb

chocochip_kookie:
yeah we is

hakuna_ma_taetae:
✊😔

government_spy:
third of all, @joonie @luckyboi congratulations on ur engagement, i thought u guys were just joking but tae told me 👏

joonie:
aw well thank you youjin that's very sweet of u to say

luckyboi:
💕

government_spy:
fourth of all who tf is @kowalski

kowalski has changed their name to rico

rico:
[image sent]

kowalski is dead. this is rico.

sunkist:
WHY U POUTING LIKE THAT IM SAD

rico:
i'm sad too cuz kowalski is no more 🥺
we lost 'em skippah 😭

government_spy:
can i stay in this chat

sunkist:
pls do

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a/n:
i don't rly have anything to put here lmao so hiii love u ❤️💕💜

also thank you guys for 40k on pastel boy wowzers