[Jimin and Taehyung private chat]

jiminieee:
so uhhhh
guess what tae

taetae:
YOONGI PROPOSED AND U SAID YES

jiminieee:
WHY WOULD U IMMEDIATELY JUMP TO THAT CONCLUSION
ALSO WE'VE ONLY BEEN DATING LIKE FIVE MONTHS

taetae:
SO?????
ITS TRUE LOVE JUST ACCEPT IT

jiminieee:
IM SO CONFUSED AS TO WHY UR TEXT-YELLING AT ME RIGHT NOW

taetae:
SORRY I JUST GOT EXCITED
MY B U WERE ABOUT TO DISCUSS THE WEDDING? U MAY CONTINUE

jiminieee:
TAE HE DIDNT PROPOSE

taetae:
did u

jiminieee:
I DID NOT

taetae:
yet
😉
OH MY GOSH IMAGINE YOONGIS REACTION SHSKRHJFW

jiminieee:
IM SO DONE WITH U FORGET IT

taetae:
NO COME BACK JIMINIE IM SORRY
what were u gonna say?

jiminieee:
fine
yoongi asked me to contribute to his music project
as in he wants me to sing

taetae:
oh cool

jiminieee:
cool?

taetae:
yeah
sounds cool jiminie

jiminieee:
cool

taetae:
mhm
u have a nice voice jiminie i'm sure yoongi will like it

jiminieee:
...right
.
.
.
ok wtf tae did u swallow an entire bottle of chill pills

taetae:
haha i don't know what ur talking about

jiminieee:
tae

taetae:
yes jiminieee

jiminieee:
turn ur caps lock on

taetae:
i disabled it

jiminieee:
why

taetae:
u didn't like that i was text-yelling at u

jiminieee:
well i'm allowing it now cuz this is such a disappointingly lackluster response

taetae:
oh ok
alright i re-enabled caps lock
let's start over
jiminie what did u want to tell me

jiminieee:
yoongi asked me to sing for the song he's producing

taetae:
OH
BOUQUTET??
HBWHEJ.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHcool that's really cool jiminie
IVE BEEN WAITING

jiminieee:
wym you've been waiting??
DONT TELL ME U KNEW U GAY LITTLE BSTRD

taetae:
WELL MAYBE A LITTLE
AS IN I GUILT TRIPPED HIM INTO TELLIN ME
HE'S BEEN THINKING BOUT IT FOR A LITTLE WHILE NOW
IM SO HFMWIHERHAPPY HE DECIDED TO GO THRU WITH IT

jiminieee:
i can't freaking believe u knew and didn't tell me
tae
IS OUR FRIENDSHIP NOT IMPORTANT TO U???

taetae:
NOTHING WAS SET IN STONE DONT SCREAM AT ME
BESIDES HE WANTED TO SURPRISE U I THINK???
AND HE WAS DEBATING CUZ HE'D BE WORRIED YOUD STRESS ABOUT IT SINCE ITS A BIG PART OF HIS GRADE FOR THE SEMESTER

jiminieee:
he said that?
he was worried?

taetae:
jiminie he'd probably worry about u not wearing sunglasses on a sunny day and bothering ur eyes

jiminieee:
aww...that's rly cute tae why would u say that

taetae:
it's true
ALSO IM ON BREAK AT WORK RN MY COWORKER ANDY IS LOOKING AT ME WEIRD CUZ I AUDIBLY SQUEALED

jiminieee:
u have a coworker named andy?
that's an american name isn't it 

taetae:
yeah he's chill
introduced himself as andy from the land of the quakers when we first met
judges me 25/8 but in a friendly way
likes he digs animal crossing we had a forty-five minute debate on the significance (or lack thereof) of tom nook

jiminieee:
forty five minutes jeez how long was ur break

taetae:
fifteen minutes
our boss scolded us but it was worth it
anyway back to the topic at hand
AHDIWJNENDOSUDHWOBSJ

jiminieee:
taE I'm nErvous,,

taetae:
HI NERVOUS IM HYPERVENTILATING
andy is still looking at me wtf piss off andy
WTVR IM SO EXCITED FOR U
guarantee i'll cry when the mixtape drops

jiminieee:
tae it's not a mixtape it's just a song
and i literally have no idea what to expect??
like i've never even heard a demo or anything yoongi's made before, and now he's going to be producing an entire song and singing in it with me??? like ??

taetae:
WHOA WHOA WHOA
PULL THE ROWBOAT BACK INTO THE DOCK THERE BUDDY
BACK THE CHOO CHOO TRAIN INTO THE STATION THERE PAL PAL
REVERSE THE STATION WAGON BACK INTO THE GARAGE THERE BUCKO
YOONGI
IS GOING TO SING
WITH U

jiminieee:
yes

taetae:
oh ok cool
that's really cool
i totally didn't piss my pants just now

jiminieee:
TAE DID U ACTUALLY

taetae:
no that's why i said i didn't piss my pants just now
andy's looking at me like i did tho
freakin andy
get a life

jiminieee:
i don't get it are u guys friends or-??

taetae:
yeah
anyway back to me pissing my pants or rather the lack thereof
AHDJWKNENDKSJDOSJDJ

jiminieee:
tae stop making me laugh so hard this is serious

taetae:
seriously sICk
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FOCUS ON MY STUDIES NOW JIMINIE IM GONNA BE THINKING ABOUT THE YOONMIN MIXTAPE TWENTY-FIVE HOURS EIGHT DAYS A WEEK

jiminieee:
tae first of all, again, it's not a mixtape it's just a song
second of all aren't there only 24 hours in a day and seven days in a week

taetae:
yes jiminie i know, i was using exaggeration it's called a hyperbole 

jiminieee:
what
who are u
the tae i know didnt even know what a poem was until we were forced to read the iliad

taetae:
the iliad isnt just a poem it's an epic poem

jiminieee:
it wasn't that good
wait
oh my gosh tae stop when did u turn into namjoon???

taetae:
blame andy he's a freaking eng/lit major and when he's not talking about video games he's sharing info about his major that i DoNT CARE ABOUT, ANDY
sorry about him
what were we talking about again?

jiminieee:
the song i'm helping yoongi with

taetae:
OH YEHW I FORGOTVEJDJH
choked on a skittle
i'm ok

jiminieee:
tae how long did u say ur break was again

taetae:
fifteen minutes

jiminieee:
we've been talking for more than fifteen minutes
go back to work tae

taetae:
ok

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a/n:
i'm hanging on by a thread here oof writing this fic and the other ones i'm working on are honestly helping me thru the stress so i'm tryna update when i actually have time lmao

💜 anyway hope u guys have a lovely day/night mwah 💋