[Yoongi and Seokjin private chat]

luckyboi:
so
yoongi
project time is here
u haven't forgotten have u

Yoongi:
obviously i didn't forget..

luckyboi:
prof gave us a lot of prep and thinking time

Yoongi:
i know that

luckyboi:
so then
might i ask
if you've arrived at a decision
as to what u plan to do for those vocals u need for ur song?

Yoongi:
ur so freaking annoying jin tf

luckyboi:
aw cmon yoongi don't say that...
i just think it would be the cutest thing ever if u asked jimin to do it for u...

Yoongi:
it's a big part of our grade jin

luckyboi:
so?
do u think jimin would let u down?

Yoongi:
no oh my gosh i've already had this same conversation with taehyung
i just don't want him to stress about it u know
cuz i'm worried he will since it has to do with me
i know how he is

luckyboi;
ohhh
aw
u really do think of everything when it comes to jimin don't u ?

Yoongi:
again, tae said the exact same thing..
but yes i'd like to think so

luckyboi:
still
i think u should ask him
who knows maybe you'd receive a more positive result than ur expecting
maybe jimin will be extremely happy u asked him or even honored he can help contribute to ur music
something tells me that's also likely

Yoongi:
well
...maybe
it's one or the other really..

luckyboi:
better hurry and make ur decision or else i'll snatch him and use him in my song 😉

Yoongi:
u already told me ur being ur own vocals tho

luckyboi:
we could do a duet
wouldn't that just be romantic~
OH MYGOSHNED ADHDYOONGI U SHOULD DO WBFIWT DUET EITHEJIMIN

Yoongi:
gonna pretend that's absolute nonsense and i can't read it

luckyboi:
A L L  M E N  D O  I S  L I E
i'll just tell joonie my idea and get him to convince u~

Yoongi:
expect death by morning then

luckyboi:
no thx pls
W A I T
can we compromise

Yoongi:
no ur still dying

luckyboi:
no i meant like
if i convince joonie to sing with me will u do the same with jimin?

Yoongi:
ah
yeah u should do that
joon can sing pretty well tho he won't admit to it
for real good luck convincing him i don't see that happening in this lifetime

luckyboi:
ohohoho?
so u doubt my abilities?
this is most excellent
so then
if i succeed
you'll follow thru with the agreement?

Yoongi:
yeah sure whatever
good luck kiddo

luckyboi:
i'm ur hyung

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[Yoongi and Seokjin private chat]

luckyboi:
hehe

Yoongi:
i'm tryna take a nap don't waste my time

luckyboi:
😉

Yoongi:
what
wait
no
no you couldn't have

luckyboi:
😉😉😉

Yoongi:
if u use that winky face one more time my serrated stainless steel blade will have a new home

luckyboi:
no pls not my beautiful ribs

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[Yoongi and Namjoon private chat]

Yoongi:
joon

joonie:
yo yoongs 😉

Yoongi:
ur in cahoots with him

joonie:
wym in cahoots

Yoongi:
he told u about his plan
that's why u agreed isn't it

joonie:
oh come on that's not the only reason
certainly a contributing factor
but not the only one
he also told me u said i can sing well uwu
also my boyfriend sweetly asked me to help with his project am i supposed to make him sad and turn him down?

Yoongi:
that's exactly what ur supposed to do

joonie:
yoongs lmao

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[Yoongi and Seokjin private chat]

Yoongi:
guess i sometimes underestimate how much joon loves u and how much he hates me
well whatever
i guess i don't have a choice now huh

luckyboi:
don't say that yoongiii
don't u want to ?
even a little ?
jimin would be sad if he found out u were just forcing urself...

Yoongi:
no jin u know me
stubborn as stubborn can be

luckyboi:
tru tru
well
let me know what he says 😉

Yoongi:
what did i say about the winky face

luckyboi:
jokes on u in the time u were gone i got myself a rib guard

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[Yoongi and Jimin private chat]

Yoongi:
so
jimin
i have a little question for u...