[drugs or hugs: choose one]

Yoongi:
can someone pls explain to me why i just saw jungkook furiously chasing taehyung past my dorm room

YourHobi:
probably playing tag or smth
those children,,

Yoongi:
no jungkook looked like he wanted to murder his boyfriend
and i just now heard tae scream

luckyboi:
i heard that 2

Yoongi:
taehyung is now knocking at my door

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
LET HIM IN JUNGKOOKS SCARY WHEN HES MAD

Yoongi:
dont wanna
i was tryna sleep in

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
YOONGI PLS

Yoongi:
ugh
fine

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
.
.
.
so did u find out why tae was being pursued???

Yoongi:
yeah
apparently this idiot spilled hawaiian punch all over jungkook's nintendo switch and now it doesnt work
jungkook is now knocking at the door
this is so annoying
im throwing tae back out there

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
NO DONT AT LEAST WAIT TILL KOOK COOLS OFF

Yoongi:
wow its almost like u dont want me to catch up on sleep jimin

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
w
;-; no yoongi i didnt mean it like that im sorry...

Yoongi:
no im sorry that sounded rly rude..
i'll let taehyung stay a little longer
but just for u jimin

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
:) ty yoongi
then after that u go back to sleeping

Yoongi:
can u come over?

luckyboi:
this is the gc
just a reminder

Yoongi:
thx i know
so r u busy jimin or can u afford to cuddle

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
yeah i can :)
only for a little bit tho,,

Yoongi:
thats fine
any amount of ur time is good for me

YourHobi:
asklkjfslaksgl

Yoongi:
u good

YourHobi:
no u guys are making me spill my uwus
@Yugibear
YUGI I WANNA CUDDLE 2
...
ughsjd i forgot he said he'd be visiting home for the weekend for his mom's birthday on the 3rd..
why's he gotta be such a sweetheart oof

luckyboi:
lol

Yoongi:
wait
whats todays date

YourHobi:
like i said
the 3rd
lmao
why?

Yoongi:
oh

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
what? is smth wrong yoongi? :(

Yoongi:
nth i just remembered smth i wanted not to

happily_jins:
ah
i know what it is lmao

luckyboi:
tell us joonie

happily_jins:
only if yoongi refuses to

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
yoongiii wats wrong??

Yoongi:
ugh
joon pls can we just not talk about this pls i beg of u

Taetae:
ooh whats the tea

Yoongi:
get out of my dorm

Taetae:
nO NOT YET KOOKIES STILL ON BOSS LEVEL RAGE MODE

Yoongi:
then stay in ur little corner and dont speak or text

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
yoongiiii u hav me rly curious now,,
srsly, is smth wrong??
u can always tell me...

Yoongi:
...
well i mean if i dont tell everyone joon will so wtvr i might as well
jimin i dont think ive told u b4 cuz the subject never came up but
.
.
.
i have a younger brother

Taetae:
SHUT UP U DO?????

Yoongi:
thats two strikes
one more and ur out

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
I THINK U MIGHT HAVE MENTIONED IT BUT I GUESS I COMPLETELY FORGOT
how much younger than u is he???

Yoongi:
about three years

happily_jins:
his name's jihoon

Yoongi:
did i ask for ur input

happily_jins:
do u ever ask for my input

Yoongi:
no
so dont give it

YourHobi:
omf i cant believe the thought of u having any siblings never crossed my mind
suddenly im invested tell us more about ur bro yoongi,,,

Yoongi:
he's a lil brat

happily_jins:
he's rly not jihoon's a super friendly guy
and he loves his big bro to pieces and the feeling is mutual uwu

Yoongi:
it's not
hes annoying and i don't want him visiting

happily_jins:
lies i know a part of u missed him

Yoongi:
nope

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
so he's going to be visiting then???
wILL I GET TO MEET HIM
YOONGI I WANNA MEET UR BROTHER,,,

Yoongi:
no u dont
but yes unfortunately he is visiting...
he's been studying in some european country idek which one and now he's coming back for a few months
jimin u gotta hide me

happily_jins:
[image sent]

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
that little smile just made my morning
aLSO ADJSKLJSK HE LOOKS JUST LIKE U R U SURE U GUYS ARENT TWINS??

Yoongi:
...we're not
also pls don't tell me he looks just like me that means all the things youve said about me would apply to him and i don't approve of that

YourHobi:
LMFAO a jEALOUS BOI
BUT I AGREE WITH JIMIN THO TO AN EXTENT

luckyboi:
omf i am
as the kids say
"shook"

YourHobi:
u r a kid shut up

Taetae:
I AUDIBLY GASPED

Yoongi:
i know
i heard u
and that's strike three
out u go

Taetae:
NO PLS KOOKIE'S COOL DOWN TIME IS USUALLY FIFTEEN MINUTES SPARE ME,,JSDGKL

Yoongi:
go apologize for breaking his game system

Taetae:
i DIDNT GET THE CHANCE TO
HE FLIPPED THE SWITCH B4 I COULD BLINK

luckyboi:
i thought u were the one who flipped the (nintendo) switch lmaoo

Taetae:
nice lmao
BUT NO I FLIPPED MY JUICE AND THATS WHAT CAUSED THIS ISSUE TO BEGIN WITH
BUT ON A BRIGHTER NOTE YOONGI CAN I MEET UR BROTHER?????

Yoongi:
out. now.

Taetae:
nO.
OH CRAP YOONGI NO DONT COME @ ME

Yoongi:
.
.
.
ok now that that's over with

luckyboi:
omf u absolute savage u rly threw him out in the lions den didnt u

Yoongi:
i did
sorry jimin pls dont hate me

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
i wouldnt hate u ;-;
but rip in peace kim taehyung my bestie i'll miss u so much
｡･ﾟﾟ*(>д<)*ﾟﾟ･｡

Yoongi:
right
so as i was saying
...jimin if u really want to meet him...
...i suppose it's alright

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
YAY :D

luckyboi:
u got over taehyung pretty quick

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
wait i mean 。゜゜('Ｏ') ゜゜。

YourHobi:
lmaoo

*

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[drugs or hugs: choose one]

Chocochip_kookie:
whoa yoongi u have a brother?? cool

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
KOOK DID U KILL TAE

Chocochip_kookie:
yup
[video sent]

as proof, here i am in front of his lifeless body

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
hOW COULD U?????

Chocochip_kookie:
im kidding boi chill
[video sent]

hes alive
he took my hands and looked heartbreakingly sad as he apologized and oops suddenly i didnt care about the dumb switch anymore
we're gonna go on a date now

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
i feel like u could threaten to divorce tae some day and he would just pout and you'd be like "nvm no divorce"

Chocochip_kookie:
wym, id never threaten to divorce him
but also accurate statement

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
softie