[drugs or hugs: choose one]

Chocochip_kookie:
[video sent]

i can be ur angle
[video sent]

or ur devl

Taetae:
U CAN BE MY BOYFRIEND

Chocochip_kookie:
tae bby I am ur boyfriend

Taetae:
oh tru tru

luckyboi:
u rly are 90% meme aren't u Jungkook

Chocochip_kookie:
cmon jin
be more realistic
im like at least 95

luckyboi:
fine if that makes u happy

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
WE INTERRUPT UR BROADCAST TO BRING U THIS IMPORTANT MESSAGE!!
I LOST MY WALLET

YourHobi:
where???

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
if i kNEW where i LOST it,
i would have FOUND IIIIIT

Taetae:
JIMINIE OH NOOO

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
i KNOW ITS AROUND CAMPUS SOMEWHERE
THATS IT
BUT IVE BEEN AROUND MORE PLACES ON CAMPUS THAN I USUALLY AM SO THAT'S HARDLY HELPFUL

luckyboi:
jimin u goofball

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
DONT CALL ME A GOOFBALL I LOST MY WALLET THIS IS A SERIOUS PREDICAMENT

Chocochip_kookie:
how much cash money did u have in there

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
like two bucks

Taetae:
rip

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
BUT THATS NOT RELEVANT CUZ MY CREDIT CARD AND ID ARE IN THERE AND MOST IMPORTANTLY MY STARBUCKS GIFT CARD WHICH STILL HAS LIKE TEN DOLLARS ON IT

YourHobi:
can the one who finds the wallet first get the gift card

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
not the whole card just a sip of whatever drink i buy with it

YourHobi:
better than nothin i guess

Yugibear:
i just found a wallet on the ground but turns out it was mine :D

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
well im glad to see at least ONE of us is prospering

Yugibear:
thx ^_^

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
BUT IM STILL HERE
WALLETLESS

YourHobi:
jimin u know u could just cancel ur card and get a new one
that way if someone finds ur wallet all theyre getting is two bucks and an unusable card

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
and a starbucks gift card

YourHobi:
and a starbucks gift card

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
and my social security number b/c i may or may not have accidentally left a piece of paper with that written on it in my wallet

YourHobi:
oh jimin
jimin, jimin, jimin...

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
DON'T PITIFULLY SAY MY NAME LIKE THAT I CAN HEAR U THRU THE SCREEN
THIS IS SERIOUS IM HIGHKEY PANICKING

luckyboi:
some1's gonna steal ur identity jimin
this may technically be the last time we speak to u

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
u GUYS THINK THIS IS ALL FUN GAMES AND HAHA DONT U BUT THAT COULD ACTUALLY HAPPEN U KNOW AND I COULD BE IN BIG TROUBLE

Taetae:
NO JIMINIE ITS GONNA BE OK
NO ONE'S GONNA STEAL UR IDENTITY

Chocochip_kookie:
who would want to steal ur identity anyway lmfao

Taetae:
kookie
i love u
but ur not helping

Chocochip_kookie:
i know
my bad

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
yes thank u jungkook for that very kind and encouraging comment

Chocochip_kookie:
im sorryyyyy
i can help u look for it
well i mean i could
but im on my way to work sooo

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
wow i almost appreciated ur friendship for a second there

happily_jins:
ok first of all savage lmfao
second of all im late to the party whats the tea

luckyboi:
jimin's gonna get his identity stolen

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
I LOST MY WALLET

happily_jins:
oh dear
on campus?

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
YEAH

happily_jins:
where hav u been today

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
ugh lots of places which is rare
and of course the one time im all around campus
i just so happen to lose my wallet

happily_jins:
why were u all around campus

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
i was on a casual walk with yoongi

YourHobi:
ah yes our college campus
the ideal spot for a romantic stroll with ur significant other...

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
ya know hobi
i can't say i appreciate the sass ur giving me rn
so if u could just
take the sass
and put in ur pocket
that would be nice

happily_jins:
lmfao u sound like jin

luckyboi:
wym

happily_jins:
nth jinnie ilu <3

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
ughhh

Yugibear:
if u went walking with yoongi maybe yoongi knows what happened to ur wallet
did u ask him jimin?

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
no
i didnt even think of that

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[Yoongi and Jimin private chat]

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
hey yoongi?

Yoongi:
yes sweetheart

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
u wouldnt have by any chance seen my wallet have u

Yoongi:
no
u lost ur wallet?

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
yeah...
but don't worry about it i'm sure it'll turn up..

Yoongi:
aw jimin im sorry...
ya know
and this may be unlikely considering how a lot of ppl are
but if the right person happened upon it maybe someone turned it in to the police station or smth
it's just a suggestion
but u could check there if all else fails

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
thats a smart idea
ur so smart yoongi and im such a dummy :,(

Yoongi:
u r not

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
mm...
well
thx again yoongi i guess i'll check the police station
luv u

Yoongi:
luv u more
dont hit on any cops

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
lmfao

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[drugs or hugs: choose one]

luckyboi:
and so i said
'no jimin, my turtle can't actually break dance i was just messing with u'

YourHobi:
HA

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
i was gone for like a minute

Taetae:
oh hi jimin :D
jin was just telling us a story about when u two were first getting to know each other as neighbors

Yugibear:
sorry Jimin but like did u actually believe his turtle could breakdance ?

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
yeah i did
wait no thats not relevant
im gonna go to the police station

Taetae:
aha
finally turning urself in for being so criminally delicious

Chocochip_kookie:
hey

Taetae:
hi

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
no, yoongi suggested it in case someone happened to turn it in

Yugibear:
oh thats smart :o

happily_jins:
yeah it is
hey well i hope u find it there jimin
and if not hmu i'll help u look for it if im not busy

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
thx namjoon
and only namjoon

*

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[Yoongi and Jimin private chat]

Yoongi:
so did u end up finding ur wallet?
sorry i didn't get around to seeing u again, i couldve gone with u

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
it's ok yoongi :)
it was at the police station

Yoongi:
it was?
well thats a relief
im glad

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
mhm
i
coincidentally happened to run into someone i recognized there, wasnt expecting it at all haha

Yoongi:
well life is full of surprises

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
indeed
u
know him 2

Yoongi:
was it joon
did he turn ur wallet in
cuz that wouldve been rly dumb, he couldve just given it to u

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
no lol it wasnt namjoon
it was
uh
ahh i forget his name...

Yoongi:
its alright jimin it doesnt matter
im just happy u found ur wallet

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
mhm me too
thanks again yoongi :))

Yoongi:
anything for u

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[Jimin and Jaeseong private chat]

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
i dont feel comfortable keeping it from him...

Jae_seong:
dont stress about it jimin ur not doing a bad thing

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
but...
i dont know...

Jae_seong:
what are u so hung up on?
i just wanted to surprise him, is all

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
im afraid yoongi will get mad at me
and no offense but
well
he didnt seem very fond of u when we talked at the new years party
and u werent particularly kind...

Jae_seong:
oh dont let that bother u jimin
i was just having a bad day is all, i said some things i didnt mean
and u and i got off on the wrong foot too

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
a bad day?

Jae_seong:
yeah
cmon everybody has those, right? cant i?

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
of course u can

Jae_seong:
so there u go then
but my bad day's over
so
lets start over, shall we?
hello there, my name is kim jaeseong
and what might your name be, handsome gentleman?

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
park jimin :)

Jae_seong:
a pleasure meeting u, park jimin
im under the impression u know of a min yoongi?

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
thats correct

Jae_seong:
wonderful, hes a fine fellow
we'll get along nicely, jimin
i can feel it already :)