[!!!!!!!]

Yugibear:
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT HOBI'S BIRTHDAY IS IN FOUR DAYS

Taetae:
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

luckyboi:
already got his present <3

Taetae:
SAEM

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
SAME

Yoongi:
same

happily_jins:
same

Chocochip_kookie:
um wow i seem like a terrible friend now i didnt even know his birthday was in february...

Taetae:
DW KOOKIE WE CAN GO SHOPPING ILL HELP U PICK OUT SMTH

Chocochip_kookie:
kayyyyy

YourHobi:
WTF U GUYS R THE SWEETEST IM-
wAIT U TOO YOONGI???

Yoongi:
yeah i get it it's surprising isnt it

YourHobi:
WELL I MEAN,,,

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
yoongi's just full of surprises isnt he
(=^ ◡ ^=)

Chocochip_kookie:
well im surprised ur not jealous jimin lmao
like u were that time u found out yoongi brought hoseok a rose in the hospital

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
umm listen i know better now how much yoongi loves me,,
i wouldnt get jealous over him giving a friend a birthday present dont be ridiculous jungkook,,

YourHobi:
what if his present to me turned out to be a kiss on the cheek

Yugibear:
wELL THEN ID BE THE ONE GETTING JEALOUS,,,,
YOONGI IF THATS WHAT UR GIFT WAS IM SORRY BUT I HOPE U HAVE A RECEIPT

Yoongi:
darn guess ill have to try exchanging it at a different location
hey jimin do u accept returns & exchanges

Taetae:
that smooth mofo

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
do u hav receipt sir

Yoongi:
i lost it

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
that is ok we do accept returns regardless
however due to a recent change in our online return policies customers are required to prove they are not a bot by providing identification of sorts

Yoongi:
no problem
[image sent]

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
thank you, your return has been accepted
we hope to see you again soon <3

YourHobi:
u know i wish i could be annoyed by u two flirting sometimes but ur just too freaking adorable

luckyboi:
same it's a struggle

happily_jins:
is being as gorgeous as u r also a struggle?

luckyboi:
stop it

happily_jins:
...im sorry?

luckyboi:
lmfao
the answer to ur question is yes btw
so hobiiiiiiii
i hav ur gift already like i said but what do u want to do 4 ur birthday

Yugibear:
yES i must know as well,,,,
jin and i both took off for u <3

YourHobi:
uwu i dont need much u guys, hanging out w/ my 2 favorite ppl would be enough,

Taetae:
UM WOW THE REST OF US JUST GOT SHUT DOWN

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
INJURED
IM INJURED
MAJOR EMOTIONAL INJURY YOONGI HELP
HOBI TURNED ON US

Yoongi:
dw jimin i've got you
dont let what he said get to you im all you need

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
AW U SWEETHEART
[image sent]

Yoongi:
[image sent]

Taetae:
ME 2 ME 2 I 2 AM SUFFERING EMOTIONALLY
.
.
.
KOOKIE TF

Chocochip_kookie:
oh sorry i got distracted
uh
yes im here
dw tae i've got you
dont let what he said get to you im all you need

Yoongi:
u copied and pasted my words

Taetae:
U JUST COPIED AND PASTED YOONGIS WORDS HOW HURTFUL I WAS HOPING YOUD COME UP W/ SMTH ORIGINAL BUT EQUALLY CUTE
NOW IM EVEN MORE SUFFERING EMOTIONALLY

Chocochip_kookie:
[image sent]

dont be a bitter tae u know i luvs u

Taetae:
iF u cANt hANdLe mE aT mY WOrsT u DOnT dEsERve ME aT mY BEsT

Chocochip_kookie:
this isnt ur worst tho ur worst was that time u got wasted at bambams party then cried and confessed ur love

Taetae:
oh
real nice kookie
digging up dirt on me

Chocochip_kookie:
its not dirt everyone knows about it by now

Taetae:
REALNICEKOOKIEDIGGINGUPDIRTONME

luckyboi:
r u guys rly having a lovers quarrel here

Yugibear:
YEAH IM CONFUSED WHAT HAPPNED TO THIS CONVO I THOUGHT WE WERE TALKING ABOUT HOBIS UPCOMING BIRTHDAY

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
WE WERE
BUT THEN HOBI THREW SIX OF US UNDER A BUS

Yoongi:
five

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
?
wait ok me, you, tae, kook, namjoon
.
.
.
HE THREW FIVE OF US UNDER A BUS
aND NOW TAE AND KOOK ARE GOING THRU TURBULENCE THANKS TO HIM,,,

YourHobi:
yALL BLOWING THIS WAY OUT OF PROPORTION
LIKE,,,
EXCUSE ME FOR CALLING MY BEST FRIEND AND MY BOYFRIEND MY TWO FAVORITE PPL
JIMIN WOULD U NOT DO THE SAME WITH TAE AND YOONGI

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
um of course i would tae's my best friend and yoongi's my boyfriend,,,,
....Ohhh
oh i see now
ok that makes sense
yeah i guess im not offended anymore

Taetae:
yeah me neither
still mad at kookie tho

Chocochip_kookie:
ur not actually tho r u

Taetae:
no ofc not but it's fun to be pretend mad

luckyboi:
ur so weird tae

Taetae:
UM,,SHUT UP JIN IM ALREADY MAD AT KOOKIE DONT MAKE ME MAD AT U 2

luckyboi:
i have done nth wrong u have no justifiable reason to be mad at me

Taetae:
Y SHOULD I HAVE TO JUSTIFY MY FEELINGS FOR U

Chocochip_kookie:
U HAVE FEELINGS FOR JIN???

Taetae:
?
HWY NWOIWAITAMINUTE,,,

Chocochip_kookie:
i knew it...
this whole time

Taetae:
I WORDED IT THE WRONG WAY DONT TAKE IT LIKE THAT

Chocochip_kookie:
shaking my head tae
shaking
my
head
this whole time i believed u loved me
guess i was being led on...

Chocochip_kookie has renamed the chat bye bye gonna go date moonbin instead

Taetae:
DONT JOKE ABOUT THAT
THE THOUGHT OF THAT BROKE MY HEART B4,,,

Chocochip_kookie:
oh
yeah ur right im sorry tae i feel bad now...

Taetae:
aw no its ok,,,
[image sent] 

i still luv u~~

Chocochip_kookie has renamed the chat dw everyone we're not breaking up its ok now

happily_jins:
i stepped away from my phone
for two minutes

Yoongi:
ur own fault buddy

happily_jins:
will scrolling up and reading everything make me less confused

Yoongi:
probably not

happily_jins:
ok thx