california created a group chat. california added hawaii, dc, idaho, and 47 others. california named the chat everyone is gay

california: what is up motherfuckers

idaho: why is dc here

texas: all the homos hate dc

california added everyone to the group chat.

everyone: same

texas: 😳

DC: Well, I find that quite rude.

new york: this mofo really do be using proper writing shit

california: you know what y'all are boring. i'm changing your names.

florida: wait we can do that?????

california: no just me bc i'm the admin here

florida: 😭

california changed several people's names.

new fork: wtf cali

i da hoe: goddammit cali

when the tex is sus: anyone want to help me strangle cali later?

i'm lou da boo dee da boo da: me

DN: Why is my name dn?

2 rich for y'all's asses: DEEZ NUTS 😎😎😎😎😎🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰😂😂😂😂😂😂

2 rich for y'all's asses changed the chat name to DEEZ NUTS FAM 😎😎😎😎😎🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰😂😂😂😂😂😂

mini soda: cali why

mini soda: kansas help

when the kan is sus: hey texas where's your gun

when the tex is sus: dad took it

when the kan is sus: oof

DN: Sorry to interrupt this wonderful talk of shooting California, but what is Deez Nuts?

rhocky rhode: omg omg omg don't tell him

della, where?: ^

maineland: ^^

mary: ^^^

connect the cut: ^^^^

Flo Rida: it means balls

rhoky rhode: OMG FLORIDA-

DN: what are "balls"

country roads fucker: 😳

ok, la homo: such a sweet, sweet, summer child.

sweet carolina (bum bum bum): he means your penis you dense fucking idiot

nexy mexy: yeah what neil diamond said

sweet carolina (bum bum bum): HEY IT'S NOT MY FAULt CALI NAMED ME THIS

neil diamond 2.0: ok south, take a chill pill

pen sill vein yeah: ^

2 rich for y'all's asses: ^^

nizzy jizzy: ^^^

nebrasska: ^^^^

miss hurry: ...are we just gonna ignore the fact that cali responded to that

2 rich for y'all's asses: yep

miss hurry: okay then

too many fucking i's and s's and p's: I think cali is a little bitter abt how she can't spell my name

2 rich for y'all's asses: nO I AM NOT

the better george: 🤨🤨🤨

2 rich for y'all's asses: i hate you all

2 rich for y'all's asses: well maybe except for arizona

2 rich for y'all's asses: that's why I gave her admin and left her name alone

arizona: :D

della, where?: so, readers, any relationships you want exposed in this book?

hiiiii whiiiiiii: pLS NO-

when the tex is sus: 🤨🤨🤨

hiiiii whiiiiiii: bit rich coming from you

call a rado: ^

king george: ^^

I'll ask ha': ^^^

I owe one (to cali): ^^^

della, where?: you are all now on the 'may be in a relationship' list

virgin without bitches: so dad said to take all of your phones bc it's bedtime

virgin without bitches: no resisting or I eat your toes.

Flo Rida: but what if I want you too?

2 rich for y'all's asses: whichever way you read that, it is awful

virgin without bitches: why me

virgin without bitches: oh wait I know why it's because you aLL FUCKING HATE ME

you toes: rip him