-This is Tom's opinion on his friends, and some of you!-

Edd

Edd is a great friend. He's always there for you when you're upset, is a happy ball of sunshine and always has a pun in mind for any situation. He loves Cola, fills his fridge with it. Not that I mind as long as he doesn't replace my Smirnoff with it!

Matt
M

att is selfcentered but when push comes to shove, or if theres a broken mirror, he's there. He's very clumsy and his room could be compared to Walmart having a garage sale, but what he lacks in smarts and looks he makes up for in a good heart. He at least means well... no matter how narcissistic he is.

Rei (@rci)
Rei is extremely lovable. She's basically anything you'd want in a friend. She's sweet, caring, pretty, funny, honest, and reliable. I couldn't ask for a better girlfriend... as in friend that's a girl. 😖🙄

Autum S. (Autum)
Mini Ridgey! The lovable, cuddly, adorable girl I adopted as my underwing! Sooner or later she can come harpooning with me! When her parents allow it. Until then, she sticks with me and together we will rule the galaxy as Ridgey and Mini Ridgey!

AJ (sppears-)
This crazy redhead is the definition of Hamilton and Homestuck trash! She blasts it across the house and I've learned not to interrupt her when she's listening to Aaron Burr, Sir the hard way. But she's also a caring friend, whether she believes it or not.
(Also had a huge crush on her when we were kids)

RJ (@isnt)
*They're dating in any universe RJ is in, btw*
Basically my girlfriend. I love her so much. We even adopted a kid! She's the sweetest, very funny too...
Great in bed too~ 😋😘😉

Rhe
Crazy ass admin. Sometimes I really wanna stick a harpoon through her and send her somewhere. But other times she's really nice! She can be a total dick, on the contrary. She buys me ice cream and makes sure I wake up on time! >-<

Tamara
My counterpart, Partner in Crime and the original Miss Tommy. We have so much in common (obviously) and hanging out with her is basically hanging with the female minded version of me. We share views on everything except on sexuality and most of the time are thinking the same thing at the same time. Though she's crazier than I and I do mean crazier, I couldn't think of a better female to counter me. 🤗

Ell
We don't exactly talk much, but shes really sweet whenever we do. She made me cookies once when I was sick and baically nursed me to health! Can't thank her enough for putting up with my complaining!

Matilda
Again, we don't talk much and when we do its usually her asking if there's something on her face. I don't hate her nor can I say I like her. I don't exactly know her but I will one day.

Addy (@addy)
The sister of my admin! Last I talked to her, we had the Zombie apocalypse and she tried to get me killed because me and Tord kept arguing, but I can't blame her. Either way she saved our skin so thank you!

Tori
Female version of the worst dick I've ever met! I honestly try to avoid her so I don't make an enemy out of her. And if I made a friend out of her, it might end like with Tord and I can't have that.

Tord
... I reeeaaaally don't want to talk about this one, especially because he's found this book before. But here goes cuz why not...

*If this is the Tomtord universe*
He's kind of... complexish? Like, there are times where I want to slit his throat, or where he makes me want to slit my own throat so I don't have to deal with him. Like his stupid smirk when he wins an argument. I want to punch him right in his face but other times I want to kiss that smirk off his face. Complicated. Until I really put thought into what the hell is wrong with me when it comes to this asshat, getting on his everloving nerves and him doing the same back will have to do.

*If this is the Rei universe*
I hate him like most of the time. But there are times where he's saved my skin or where we get along. And he's trying to date my sister which is nooooot okay but if he doesn't hurt her and they make it to 33, then we'll be fine.

Signed, Thomas the Train 😎