Biana's eyes shifted between the two boys.  She was so going to kill them!  The whole reason she asked Sophie out was because of them!  She knew that if they were the only gay couple in the school all the attention would be on them, so now they had someone to rely on and vise-versa... But noooo.  These two idiots just had to be faking it.

"You what?" Dex clarified, leaning down a bit.

"Neither of us wanted to be the only gay couple in this whole damn school - let alone apparently the only out queer people!"

Keefe and Dex looked at each other before the former spoke again.  "Well, to be fair, this kind of outed me too..."

Keefe's eyes looked to be the size of dinner plates.  "Wait - really?  I thought it was just me and Foster running this business."

"You're kidding me, right?"  Biana stared at the both of them.  "You two started fake dating without even knowing...  How dumb are you two?"

"We don't have to be bi - or, wait, are you gay?"  Keefe started.

"Bi," Dex said.  His cheeks turned pink.

"We don't have to be bi," Keefe continued, "in order to act like lovers.  I mean, we already had a pretty strong bromance and neither of us were attracted to each other."

The Vacker didn't miss how Dex became very intrigued with the crystal floors or how Keefe's voice faltered a bit at the end of his statement.  "Right... Well, how long are you planning on keeping this whole charade up?"

They looked at each other.  "A while, probably."

Taking a step closer to them, Biana pulled them down by the collars of their shirts.  "If you two break up, so help me God I will end you both."

"Yes, ma'am."

.-.

"Hey, Soph."  Biana said softly as the blonde came into view.

Sophie blushed a bit.  "Hi... Did you tell them?"

Biana nodded, wrapping her arms around the girl's waist.  "But I have some bad news.  Don't freak out though, I think there's a bright side to it."

"What is it?"  Sophie asked, hesitantly.

Biana sighed.  "Apparently, their faking the relationship."

"What?  Why would they do that?"

"I don't know, I didn't ask," Biana mumbled.  "However, I not only found out that they're both actually bi, but... have you ever noticed the way Dex blushes at Keefe and how now Keefe seems to take any chance he can get to be all touchy-feely with Dex?"

Sophie tilted her head.  She was so cute.  "I figured that was just because they wanted to fool us."

"Yeah," Biana admitted, "but they don't really have to do that - especially when they're just around us."

Sophie's eyes widened with realization.

"Exactly."  She grinned.  "Now, we just have to make them get over themselves, and that shouldn't be so hard."

Sophie took her hands off Biana's arms and wrapped them around her neck.  "Well, maybe Dex, but you've seen Keefe around Tam, right?"

"Yes, but I've also seen you around Stina, and you two actually talk now!"

"Only when we need to."  Sophie muttered.

"Still counts.  By the way, do you want to go to the dance if I can convince my brother to invite us as his friends?"