Okay so I got this little bump on my finger and I told my mom about it and we were like "spider bite probably" (thank God I don't live anywhere were spiders are poisonous)

And she brought up the fact that yesterday she was taking a shower and she turned on the water and she noticed a spider there and she saved it by putting it into the little hole in the wall that we've had since forever

And I looked at the crack in the wall, looked at her and went "IT WAS YOUR FAULT"

And anyway now I'm trying to climb the walls like Spider-Man like I did when I was 6 and younger

Unfortunatly it's not working