Last week my stepdad walked in my room and I had my phone on my floor and I had my home screen showing and as you guys know my home screen is Holland and my lock screen is Hiddleston

So anyway my stepdad walked in my room and he saw my home screen and said "you gonna sit there and stare dreamily at Tom?"

And I looked him dead in the eyes and went "Which one? Holland? *shows him home screen* or Hiddleston? *opens lock screen*"