This one's in english!

So, the title of this books is: "Tags in Wayne Manor, or I'm making Tim mad and Jason got Dick drunk". Anyway.

Tagged and shogged by my favorite hag phantasyfan

Tim: Step 4!

Jason: I don't get it. Why does he always get so excited?

April: You and I both, Jay.

Tim: Hey!

Jason: What, Replacement?

Dick: Jason! Stop calling him that!

Jason: I don't think so, Goldie.

April: Oh, for Bat's sake, just let it be.

Tim: He's hopeless. You're hopeless. This whole world is hopeless. THE MULTIVERSE IS HOPELESS.

Jason: He has his coffee yet?

Dick: I think not.

Tim: *points at April* That's because she took it!

April: 'cause you wouldn't go to sleep!

Tim: I had a case!

April: And I don't care! You need to sleep!

Jason: Yeah, Timmy, that's true.

Tim: Screw you.

Jason: No thanks.

*cicadas*

Dick: Anyyywayyy... Favorite color?

April: Black, navy blue and silver.

Tim: Favorite animal?

April: Blue Syberian Robin, Dragon, Wolf.

Damian: *enters the room* Dragons aren't real, Blaze.

April: What you just said YOU LITTLE SHIT?!

Dick: She's sensitive about it, lil'D.

Jason: Besides, what about Goliath?

Damian: He's NOT. A. DRAGON!

Jason: Oh, that's for sure.

Tim: *keeps April so she wouldn't kill Damian (or try to kill xD)* Hey, calm down! What about we'll play Skyrim huh? Just end the damn nomination!

April: *breaths heavily* Okey. But he says it again and I swear...

Jason: Get it. So. Favorite movies?

Damian: There is 'movie', not 'movies'. Not plural.

Jason: She wouldn't just say one so what's the point?

April: Shut up you two. It's "The Dark Knight", "The Greatest Showman", "Spider-Man: Homecoming", "Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2", "Captain America (all of them xD)" and "Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice". Oh! And definitely "Wonder Woman" 🦇😎🦇

Jason: Not bad.

Dick: 🎵What if we rewrite the stars?Say you were made to be mine?🎵

Damian: *places a hand on his mouth* Stop. Singing. Grayson!

Jason: No! Let him!

April: Favorite song? Hmm... There's too many! Actually it's "Duality". But go to my YT channel and playlist have them all. So. 'Nightsilver'!

Jason: Omg, my blood, she proms herself everywhere!

Dick: Huh... Phone wallpaper.

April:

April: MADE. BY. APRIL. FUCKING. BLAZE. 😎🦇😎

Tim: Language!

April: Cap? Is that you?

Tim: Nah, it's Clint.

April: Clint's in vents.

Dick: *from the vents* No! I'm in vents!

Jason: Well, I'm confused.

Dean (my OC): *flies through the window* Hello there! Where's my girlfriend?

April: Hello, Dean-boy. You wanna join?

Dean: *sits on the bed next to April* Yup. Fictional crush?

April: He sits next to me. Yeah, I created him, so what?!

Dean: Woah! Stop right here. No one CREATED me. I just was DISCOVERED.

Jason: *rolls his eyes* Riiight... Like we all.

Dick: *looks at Jason like he's crazy*

Jason: What? That's true! After all those worlds I visited... it's not that weird. The weird thing is that Goldie here IS 'Goldie' everywhere else! Like a constant!

Dick: I'm a constant? Yey!

Tim: What the fuck Richard?! What the fuck?

Jason: Oh you didn't...

Tim: I did *grin*

April: 🎵Reeeed Robin!🎵

Damian: Dick. Move. I'm going up. *climbs into the vents and Dick pulls him up*

April: glares at the enter to the vents* Wha- why? Why am I still here when I can go anywhere. Like, Camp Half-Blood. Or Hogwart. OR LITERALLY ANYWHERE!

Dean: Yeah, why are we here is a good question.

Dick: *from the vents* You're not allowed to leave. Don't make me stop cuddling with Damian and come down there to you!

Jason: Oh no motherhen mode activated.

April: No! Not MommyNightwing!

Damian: *scary voice* He's mine...

Dean: *gulps* Tha- That's scary...

April: I know right?

Jason: ANYWAY

Tim: Secret about yourself that no one knows.

April: But, but it'll no longer be a secret!

Tim: Well...

April: Okey! Sometimes someone really irritates me but I CAN'T, just CAN'T tell them that because I don't wanna hurt anyone's feelings. And I'm keeping it all inside but normally I'm a little bit like Jason so one day I'll just blow up and be a bitch. So, I'm trying to let it out acting kind of like Jay here. Swearing and all that. But when I'm saying 'no', it's 'NO' by a capital 'N'. And people just don't FUCKING SEE IT AND IRRITATE ME EVEN MORE. *deep breaths*

Dean: You're too good for your own good.

April: I know, bitches

Jason: We need to practice on your vocabulary.

April: I know. I need more bad words

Jason: Exactly

Tim: Let's pretend it didn't happen. First name of your crush.

Dean: Hi, I'm Dean Summers. What's up? *smiles*

April: *facepalm* Next.

Tim: Guilty pleasure ship?

April: Ummm... I don't have one. Srlsy. When I ship something I say it out loud.

Tim: That's it! Tag 10 people.

April: 'key!

BadassRobin
JejkuJej
Raeness_
gurges_ater
heroesNM
harley8888
LUCY2226
leprehaunti
lauraquinnzel
avllyx
heroesMN

April: It's eleven 🦇😎😉🦇

Jason: So, no one or more than necessary. Whatever.

April: Yea... Fuck this shit I'm out.

IF YOU DON'T WANT TO YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS

G'night
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