I can't wait until i can write a chaotic Todoroki family. Ive also realized that since ive messed with ages stuff doesn't make sense lmao. Especially since a certain crusty boy appears in this chapter. Can we just ignore ages??
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Also known as:
• Tenko Shimura
• Adventures at 3am
• Soap Company

A mess by me.
The most awful 2000 words you've ever read

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~Updated for this chapter ~
~~A wild name guide~~

• Midnight - Chloroform
• Nishioka Wisteria - Tinkerbitch
• Ingenium - noot noot
• Sir Nighteye - Tarot Card Deck
• Best Jeanist - Denim with venom
• Eraserhead - Eyes like my dm's
• Ms Joke - Walking Lmao
• Thirteen - Satan Incarnate
• Ryukyu - Snake with legs
• FatGum - Snacc Time
• Present mic - Cockatoo Loud
• All might - Better than Enji
• Endeavour - Fuck Off
• Miruko - Thunder Thighs
• Hawks - KFC
• Mt Lady - Bootylicious
• Vlad King - Menstrual Cycle
• Ragdoll - Supernatural Bitch
• Uwabami - Medusa
• Edgeshot - Human Origami

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13th June 2099
~~The Circus~~
03 : 24

Nemuri Kayama: I want Group Chat names

Tashiro Toyomitsu: Plase Kayama its 3am

Nemuri Kayama: Tashiro! Your awake~

Tashiro Toyomitsu: No I'm not

Nemuri Kayama changed name to Chloroform

Chloroform: Pull up, who's next

Tashiro Toyomitsu: If you answer her you'll be caught. I reccomend putting your phone down and going back to sleep

Chloroform changed Tashiro Toyomitsu's name to Snacc Time

Snacc Time: DaMmIT

Tsunagu Hakamata: I'm morbidly curious~~

Nemuri Kayama changed Tsunagu Hakamata's name to Denim with venom

Denim with Venom: Thats fair but you could've added the ~ for extra flare

Chloroform: im not doing that

Enji Todoroki changed name to Fuck Off

Anakuro Hirooki: I see your sticking with your hero name, how boring.

Fuck Off: My hero name is Endeavour

Denim with Venom: Im wheezing because it looks like 'fuck off' is always the start of your sentence.

Fuck Off: That was the point

Yagi Toshinori: At least he doesn't have to curse every other word now

Fuck Off: .

Denim with venom changed Shota Aizawa's name to Eyes like my dm's

Denim with Venom: Dryer than the Sahara Desert~~

Eyes like my dm's: What the fuck, i didn't even say anything yet.

Eyes like my dm's: Also don't project your sad ass love life onto me.

Chloroform: My love life is better than yours Tsunagu and that really says something.

Denim with Venom: Its not my fault that im too perfect for the world~~

Fuck Off: You make me sick

Yu Takeyama changed name to Bootylicious

Bootylicious: Please let me have this. I hate that Torino wouldn't let me have it.

Ryuko Tatsumi: for some reason i knew he wouldn't

Fuck Off: Its still not too late to make it a soap brand. If you drop out of UA now you could make it big in the soap world

Chloroform: Im willing to be your business partner, Yu~~

Bootylicious: We could make bath bombs with Chloroform as a secret ingredient~~~

Chloroform: And see how mant people end up drowning, yesss~~~~~

Fuck Off: I take it back just go light your eyelashes on fire with an incense burner instead

Chloroform changed Yagi Toshinori's name to Better than Enji

Bootylicious: That was deserved

Fuck Off: Shittynori where are you? I just want a chat

Better than Enji: Thats not something for you to worry your little red head about, okaay

Fuck Off: Why are you running away Toshinori.

Better than Enji: i think anyone would run away from a flaming bear called Fuck Off...

Chloroform: I was just thinking about how i would run towards the flaming bear. Are you sure your not being irrational Toshi?

Better than Enji: NeMuri stOp

Fuck Off: Your fear is invalid, come here

Mirai Sasaki: Im glad its not a fire but can we tone down the screams of the dammed please.

Better than Enji: Can you actually stop lighting my fringe on fire please? My hairdresser hates you.

Denim with Venom: It physically hurts me when you walk into class with uneven sides

Fuck Off: I can do your hair next, fibre shit

Denim with Venom: Im not even at the dorms but go for it~~

Bootylicious: please tell me you remembered to turn your location off–

Denim with Venom: Shit~

Fuck Off: Wht the fuck are you at the arcade with Anakuro and Ryuko at 3am

Anakuro Hirooki: Good fucking going jeanbitch

Enji Todoroki changed Ryuko Tatsumi's name to Snake with Legs

Snake with Legs: Blocked. Unfriended. Uninvited to my sweet 16 birthday bash.

Snacc Time: I mean technically lizards are snakes with legs–

Snake with Legs: I ' M  A  D R A G O N .

Denim with Venom: No your definitely a lizard~~

Snake with Legs: How about i come over there and play fucking pinball with your severed head? : )

Denim with Venom: What a mighty dragon you are~~~~

Anakuro Hirooki: Can you all shut up? Im trying to crush a child at DDR

Better than Enji: Is it actually 3am or is this all a dream. If its a dream does that mean my fringe is safe.

Bootylicious: What is a small child doing alone at the arcade this early in the morning?

Anakuro Hirooki changed name to Satan Incarnate

Satan Incarnate: Idk he said he escaped for the crack. He's a mint kid honestly, hes called Tenko and he's my new bestfriend.

Better than Enji: t E n k O ?

Better than Enji: I need to call someone–

Denim with Venom: He's also really good at DDR. Kuro hasn't beat him once

Eyes like my dm's: Thats because Anakuro is atrociously bad at DDR. She can't beat anyone.

Satan Incarnate: Shut up, your hair is greasy. Plus i don't think you could beat this kid either. He's on a new level~

Eyes like my dm's: Bet. Im on my way now.

Chloroform: Yeah theres no way im missing out on a dancing Shota Aizawa.

Tensei Iida: Neither. Im bringing a camera for the Scrap book

Tensei Iida changed name to Noot Noot

Tensei Iida changed Hizashi Yamada's name to Cockatoo Loud

Cockatoo loud: I haven't??? Even??? Said anything????

Noot Noot: Dont act like you didn't wake me up screaming "shits about to go down"

Chloroform: That was me, sorry Ten.

Noot Noot: Your not sorry. Don't act

Better than Enji: Im coming with you because shit is indeed about to go down. Say bye to Tenko

Snacc Time: Please don't say you hired a hit man on a 12 year old–

Better than Enji: No its worse than that. I called his grandmother

Fuck Off: Im joining you shits so i can go scalp Hakamata.

Denim with Venom: WoAh wOah woAH. I said nothing about Scalping???

Better than Enji: We are here!

Snake with Legs: You literally just set off? what?

Noot Noot: Im basically a car. Noot noot bitch

Satan Incarnate: Why is Tenko trying to flee the building. Do you guys know him

Better than Enji: Ohhh he knows me alright. I have to bAbysiT him sometimes, its not surprising he befriended Kuro.

Snake with Legs: holy shit. When you said his grandmother was coming i was not expecting Mama Shimura to pull up

Bootylicious: Aw tell her i said hi. Also ask her if she knows any discreet ways to sneak laxatives into Torino's tea~~

Noot Noot: She said put in directly into the tea bag. I'll help you do it later on

Satan Incarnate: Nooo Tenko, my bestfriend. I hope one day we can meet again but i will not ever forget you. DDR King

Snacc Time: The fucking drama is strong with you today

Better than Enji: I'll bring you to babysit him one day as long as you promise to be a good influence on him. He's already a shit

Snake with Legs: Don't be fooled Toshinori, she crossed her fingers behind her back–

Denim with Venom: Well if your here you may as well help us try and win the giant gorilla plush

Eyes like my dm's: And where would we put that? Would we share custody? Who names it?

Cockatoo Loud: I think your searching too deep Sho-

Keigo Takami: IWANTAGIANTGORILLA

Rumi Usagiyama: Duh, who wouldn't?

Snacc Time: Me because i know im the one whos going to end up cleaning it and shit

Keigo Takami changed Rumi Usagiyama's name to Thunder Thighs

Rumi Usagiyama changed Keigo Takami's name to KFC

KFC: Yosh. We are on our way~

Thunder Thighs: i have immaculate luck on the pinball machine

Chloroform changed Kan Sekijiro's name to Menstrual Cycle

Menstrual Cycle: W H Y  T H O U G H ? ?

Chloroform: I had a vision while shooting a cardboard cutout of a duck.

Mirai Sasaki: When you leave can you maybe consider closing the front door slightly  QuiEteR??

Bootylicious changed Mirai Sasaki's name to Tarot Card Deck

Tarot Card Deck:

Emi Fukukado: We'll close the door quietly lmao

Eyes like my dm's changed Emi Fukukado's name to Walking Lmao

Eyes like my dm's: It pisses me off

Walking Lmao: Lmao

Fuck Off: im tempted to come over there and break your left pinky in three different placed. Lmao💕

Shinya Kamihara: Please stop your scaring the children

Noot Noot changed Shinya Kamihara's name to Human Origami

Human Origami: i have never thought of my quirk like this before and now i need to go have a lie down–

Noot Noot: Anytime🧚‍♀️🦄

Kazumi Tsuchinoko: how did you all manage to sneak off campus anyway??

Denim with Venom changed Kazumi Tsuchinoko's name to Medusa

Bootylicious: You don't know about the hole in the wall near the Nezu statue?

Medusa: Theres a Nezu Statue

Tomoko Shiretoko: Yeah but we all graffitied it so much he shunned it

Chloroform changed Tomoko Shiretoko's name to Supernatural Bitch

Chloroform: Only you truly understand all the paranormal happenings in my life. My spirit sister

Cockatoo Loud: Nemuri no–

Supernatural Bitch: Haw Yee sister. Haw Yee.

Snake with Legs: Are we winning Hubert the Gorilla or what.

KFC: H u b e r t ?

Satan Incarnate: Its on his tag and who are we to strip him of his given name huh? That would be immoral.

Eyes like my dm's: Thats understandable. Hubert is fine.

Menstrual Cycle: Please stop talking about it as if your about to adopt it–

Rumi Usagiyama: Uh we are tho.

Medusa: I don't even know who's who anymore. So forgive me when i

Medusa reset all chat names

Tsunagu Hakamata: It was a good run~~

Ryuko Tatsumi: TSU STOP SLACKING YOU HAVE HOOPS TO SHOOT.

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Yes they won Hubert after an hour of class teamwork. They ended up all being late for school and Torino gave them extra homework. Tenko got grounded for a week.

Pretty sure i wasn't awakw when writing this but  w h a t e v e r .

I'm not doing chat names EveR again–