Draco: Saw the pictures in the paper, Potter. How delightfully humiliating that you could still be so oblivious after all this time.

Harry: They were hiding in my shrubs under multiple concealment charms, Malfoy

Draco: You didn't notice four different photographers from four different papers hiding in your shrubs while you wandered around your home starkers. I wish I found that more difficult to believe. They took 72 photos!

Harry: Did you... Buy all four papers? And... count out the photos?

Draco, studying his fingernails: Why you insist on pulling me into these frightfully boring conversations, I'll never understand. You can go now.

Harry: You're in my office!

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𝑺𝒐𝒖𝒓𝒄𝒆: 𝑻𝒖𝒎𝒃𝒍𝒓