Hermione *entering*: Hey everybody!

Ron, Pansy & Luna: Shhhh!

Hermione: What?

Harry: We're playing this game I learned at work. You have to name all the cities in England in six minutes

Hermione: What? That's like insanely easy!

Harry: Now, that's a lot harder than it sounds. You always forget at least one, or in some cases...fourteen *looks at Draco*

Draco: It's a stupid game and I wasn't playing against other people, so technically I didn't lose!

Hermione: What? You forgot fourteen countries?

Draco: Nobody cares about Salisbury!

Harry: Oh, okay, time's up!

Pansy: All right, I got 49

Harry: Oh that's not bad, Luna?

Luna: Oh, I got tired of naming cities. So I decided to list the types of celery, and I have one...regular celery

Harry: Okay, so Pansy's got 49 and Luna has the lead in...vegetables, Ron?

Ron: Say hello to the new champ of Harry's dumb cities game

Hermione: Wow, how many have you got?

Ron *proudly*: Fifty-six!

Everyone: ...

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