Y/n: Why is your password, Y/n-I-S-C-U-T-E-A-N-D-Y-O-I-C-A-N-T-S-T-O-P-M-E?

( Author Translation: Y/n is cute and you can't stop me)

Lou: *Looks over to Y/n, shrugs his shoulders, and smirks as he says,* Because you're cute and you can't stop me.

Y/n: *Offended* JUST BECAUSE I'M SHORTER THAN YOU(By a few inches)DOESN'T MEAN THAT YOU CAN--

Lou: *Boops her nose* You're so cute.
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Credit to JSNsupernova for this funny idea

[S/n] = Son's Name

[D/n] = Daughter's Name
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[S/n]: *After him and his sister saw all of the photos and videos of his parents before they had them* So...

[D/n]: *Looks up at the Spy Girls and raises a brow* Mom wears the pants in the relationship?

Spy Girls: Yup.
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Lou&Y/n: *Cuddling and taking a nap together on the couch*

*The sound of the front door opening before slamming shut and small footsteps quickly making their way into the living room*

Twins: MOM!! DAD!!

Lou: *Grumpily wakes up and lifts his head up out of Y/n's hair* What?

Twins: *Grin and begin bouncing in their place* We caught a bird!!

*Muffled chirping sounds*

Lou: *Yawns and says sleepily* That's nice. *Goes back to laying his head down on top of Y/n's head and napping*

Lou: ...

Lou: *Realization suddenly hitting him like a flying red bat(Get it?)* WAIT WHAT?! PUT IT BACK BEFORE YOUR MOTHER WAKES UP!!!
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Y/n: [D/n]! Please be nice! He's only 7!

[D/n]: I am!

Y/n: *Sighs and pinches the bridge of her nose* Listen sweetie, I love you but seriously; you threatened the poor boy with a knife!

[D/n]: Okay, 1: It's a dagger, and 2: That may be true, but from what I recall, I didn't stab him!

Y/n:

[D/n]: ... This time.
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Random Person: What would happen if some doll bullied one of the twins?

Sharaug: *Starts thinking and goes off into her imagination or whatever*

- Welcome to Sharaug's thoughts -

[S/n]: *About to open his lunchbox*

Bully: *Pushes [S/n] to the floor and takes his seat before opening [S/n]s' lunchbox and eating his food*

[S/n]: *Gets up and dusts himself off before looking up at the bully with a blank look on his face* I wouldn't have done that, if I were you.

Bully: *Laughs and towers over [S/n]* It's just food, runt, what're you gonna do? Kill me? Ha! I'd like to see some weaklings like you try! *Starts laughing*

[S/n]: *Sighs dramatically with a blank look on his face* I warned you, but, oh well... *Turns around towards a random wall and cups his hands around his mouth* MOM!! DAD!! [D/N]!! THIS KID TOOK MY LUNCH AND INSULTED ME!!!

Y/n&[D/n]: *Burst through the wall with weapons in their hands*

Y/n: *Suddenly stands back up straight and dusts her shirt off as she looks at her son's bully with an 'innocent' smile as her scary aura comes out* I really don't appreciate some idiotic twerp taking my son's lunch and insulting him, you know? *Giggles*

[D/n]: *Takes a step forwards and cracks her knuckles, a dangerous glint in her eyes* I suggest you start running if you wanna see tomorrow, buster.

Lou: *Kicks down door with his robots behind him, a dangerous look in his eyes as he fixes his suit collar casually* [Bully's Name], correct?

Bully: *Gulps*

Lou: *Suddenly looks up with a dark smirk as the Spy Girls suddenly smoke bomb their way in and glare at the bully, already in battle stances* I think it's best that we have a small chat, wouldn't you agree?

- Back to the real world -

Sharaug: ... Uh... let's just say that the fam wouldn't be very happy...
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Lou: [D/n] and [S/n] [L/n]! Get down from there this instant!

[S/n]: *Up in a tree with his sister* No way!!

Lou: Don't make me call the robots, you two!

[D/n]: Go ahead!! We'll fight them!!!

Y/n: *Suddenly comes outside into the backyard with a tray of cookies* I have cookies!

Twins: *Instantly climb down from the tree and run passed Lou before grabbing some cookies from their mom*

[D/n]: We still would have fought them.

[S/n]: Yeah, totally! And we'd win!

Y/n: *Giggles and nods* Yes, we know.

Lou: *Is confused on how she can get them to listen to her so easily* How-?

Y/n: *Smirks and winks* It's part of a women's charm, love.
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[S/n]: *Does something stupid*

Lou&[D/n]: ...

[D/n]: I don't like saying 'I told you so,' but--

Lou: The hell you don't, it's your favorite phrase.

Twins: *Gasp dramatically* You said a no-no word! We're telling mom!!

Lou: *Panicking* No, listen--
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The Family's Response To 'I Love You':

Lou: Who doesn't?

Y/n: I'm sorry.

[S/n]: YEET!

[D/n]: A horrible decision, really.
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When Lou and Y/n started dating:

Y/n: *Kisses Lou on the cheek*

Lou: *Looks at her in confusion/shock* What is that?

Y/n: *Shrugs* Affection.

Lou: *Looks away and crosses his arms* Disgusting.

Y/n:

Lou:

Y/n:

Lou: ... Do it again...