❝ THREE | darling dabi & daddy issues

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☏ | CHATS (01)

DABI HAS SENT YOU A CHAT REQUEST!

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1:09 am

DABI
hey doll

L/N Y/N
sweet papichulo you
look and sound hot
and you've only said
two words 😳🤚

DABI
i have that effect on people
doll it ain't nothing new

L/N Y/N
keep calling me doll
and you're gonna have me
on my knees good sir 😻

L/N Y/N
not physically cause fuck
that i ain't getting for
no man 🙄

L/N Y/N
however. . . you may be
an exception 🙏

DABI
i see you're a virgin

L/N Y/N
nah dude it's totally not
on my profile for the whole
app to see 🤨🤨

DABI
keep up that attitude
with me doll

DABI
i fucking dare you

DABI
i know you have a praise
kink but you won't be getting
anything off of me if you
keep running your mouth
like that

L/N Y/N
i'm texting not talking

L/N Y/N
so i technically am
not 'running my mouth'
sir

DABI
little virgin (l/n) seems
to enjoy being a fucking
brat then?

DABI
fine by me, act like a brat
and i'll treat you like one

L/N Y/N
actually the only thing running
is my legs because now i'm
scared 🏃‍♀️🏃🏃‍♀️🏃🏃‍♀️🏃💨

L/N Y/N
you saw none of my past
tests i swear

DABI
now you want to be good?

L/N Y/N
you have very big dom
energy surrounding you and
i'm quite scared ngl

L/N Y/N
is flirting supposed to be
this intense

L/N Y/N
i feel like i'm gonna faint
and just go "sidhshdush"

L/N

DABI
i'll leave you off since
it's your first time but
do it again and i won't
be very happy doll

L/N Y/N
can we tone down the sex
talk it's tired and i'm late

L/N Y/N
fuck i messed that up

DABI
in case you can't read
this is a sex hotline so
sex talk is literally the
only thing we can talk
about

L/N Y/N
well i had a great conversation
with another boy about anything
but sex so why can't we be
the same?

L/N Y/N
i'm a virgin man this spicy
sex talk is making me hella
nervous 😩

L/N Y/N
i can barely ask the waiter where
the goddamn bathroom is nvm
trying to sext someone 🤧🤧 i'm
awkward aight

DABI
you're a strange one doll

L/N Y/N
ofc i am mama didn't
make no basic bitch 🤠

DABI
well tell her she made a
very sexy person and i
appreciate her very much

L/N Y/N
you think i'm smexy???

DABI
if i didn't then i'd be
blind doll

L/N Y/N
i think you're blind for not
seeing my ugly scars and
pimples bitch 🤨

DABI
and i think you're an
idiot for not seeing how
sexy you are

L/N Y/N
i'm as sexy as a
lightbulb pls

DABI
funny

DABI
it must be a coincidence that
i can turn both of you on

L/N Y/N
that was smoother than my
ass lathered in my body was
holy fuckery 😻😻😻

L/N Y/N
smooth ass bitch

DABI
name calling? i can
think of a few names
you can call me

L/N Y/N
. . .

L/N Y/N
so can i 😏

L/N Y/N
daddy

DABI
any fucking name but that

L/N Y/N
you don't have a daddy kink??
you look like you would be
LMAOOOO

DABI
words of advice doll;

DABI
never call me that name
or i'll leave you high and dry

L/N Y/N
someone's got daddy
issues 🤪🤪

DABI
doll, what the fuck did
i say?

L/N Y/N
aight dude i promise ok?
dunno why you hate it so
much but i won't say it again

L/N Y/N
no need to get your boxers
up your asshole

L/N Y/N
i know that's not the saying
don't u fucking @ me bitch 🙄

DABI
good brat

L/N Y/N
AWOOOOOOOGA
ALSWLFKWKCKWC

DABI
bet that made you smile
big and wide at your phone
till your cheeks hurt

L/N Y/N
no it didn't stfu 😡

DABI
those cheeks won't be
the only thing sore after
i'm finished with you doll

L/N Y/N
what

L/N Y/N
ohhhhhhhhhhhh

L/N Y/N
you mean my asscheeks

L/N Y/N
wait—

L/N Y/N
YOUREGONNASPANKME
DOESTHATHURTIDKMAN
ITSEEMSSCARYLIKEITSABUSE
TOYOURVOLUMPTIOUSGLOBES
ANDIDKIFIWANNATRYITOUT

DABI
you are highly entertaining
do you know that?

L/N Y/N
highly annoying 🤝 highly
entertaining being the only
qualities i have

DABI
do you even want to have
sex? because you don't seem
that interested

L/N Y/N
i decided that there's no
better way to lose my virginity
than through this app cause
that would be funny

L/N Y/N
but

L/N Y/N
i highkey don't wanna do
it and am only here because
my friend really encouraged me
to do it and i don't think i'm
ready yet

L/N Y/N
*sips powdered weed*

DABI
understandable reason

L/N Y/N
what

L/N Y/N
you don't think i'm some
weirdo because i don't want
to have sex??

L/N Y/N
what kinda drugs am i taking
because this is surel a dream

DABI
it's worrying how you think
i'd judge you for your choice
on whether to or not to have sex
but no, i don't think any different
of you

DABI
sex is anothing you want it
to be doll

DABI
meaningless, meaningful,
a coping mechanism, a bit
of fun — whatever the fuck
you want

L/N Y/N
a way to annoy ur neighbours
because they argue and blast
music all night long???

DABI
yea even that way doll

DABI
so don't go panicking if
you don't want sex or if
you do. you'll know when
you really want to when
the time comes

L/N Y/N
that's honestly the best piece
of advice anyone has ever
given me 🥺🥺🥺

L/N Y/N
i just ignore my problems
and fears because i'm
normal like that 🤠

DABI
but when the time comes
that you do want to have
sex, come to me and i'll
take great care of you
doll

L/N Y/N
and you're back

DABI
shouldn't you be going
to sleep soon doll?

L/N Y/N
SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK
‼️‼️😡😡😡👎👎👎👎

DABI
try get some fucking sleep
before attempting to get
laid

L/N Y/N
my eye bags are so big
yet they still can't fit my
goddamn problems in
them 😔😔

L/N Y/N
fuck i actually need to get
up in like 3 hours

L/N Y/N
and i need as much sleep
as i can get before i have
to face humanity

L/N Y/N
*shudders & bones
grate together*

DABI
no amount of sleep can
help deal with the fucking
people we have today

L/N Y/N
you need great patience
to not bodyslam a fucker
through a table these days

DABI
who needs heroes when
you can do shit like that
yourself

L/N Y/N
aren't the pro heroes in
a load of shit actually cause
they can't do their jobs lol

L/N Y/N
good thing i never wanted to
be a hero because why should
i save someone who is probably
gonna turn on me in the
future if i make a mistake 😊😊

DABI
don't care about the pro
heroes and never will they're
dirty bastards — all of them

L/N Y/N
woah, you defo don't
like them anyway

DABI
yeah i have a good fucking
reason not to

DABI
enough talk though doll
you need to sleep

L/N Y/N
so should you bitch

DABI
say it again

L/N Y/N
I MEANT SIR PLS DON'T
EAT MY ASS AKDIWFKEC

DABI
you're learning

DABI
night doll

DABI HAS DISCONNECTED!

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i forgot how fun it is to write dabi as a character in general — i missed writing about him 🫶 also the chapter titles don't make sense 15 year old me just wanting the word before the characters name to have the same letter for alliteration sake

because where in this chapter is dabi called darling?? i was so stupid back then but this isn't really a rewrite so i'm not changing much

hope you guys are staying safe <3

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