Blitzo and the crew driving their gray van along the street.

"I love this song!" Blitzo says and begins to poorly sing along with the music on the radio.

♫ You were a spicy little- uh- Demon with the- uh- bleach blonde haaaair! ♫

Loona is shown sitting in the passenger seat next to Blitzo, looking mildly annoyed at his singing. Moxxie and Ezra cover their ears in the back, Violet is listening to her music on her phone, while Millie rolls down her window and smiles.

♫ Fieeendin' for that semen when I caught your stare... ♫

They drive into an old crowded parking lot.

♫ Thooought it might be love, but you went--♫

A pink car pulls into the remaining parking space.

"Oh, shit! Fu-" Blitzo slams onto the brakes and the van skids to a stop. Blitzo turns off the radio and glares at the person in the pink car. He glances at the license plate,

"Oh, you "suck for life", do ya?! Violet hand me the megaphone!" Blitzo yelled

Violet hands him the megaphone and yells into it, "Listen up, you unoriginal pink cum dump! You have three goddamn seconds to get your tits out of my parking spot!"

The passenger steps out of her front car seat with high heels. Blitzo lowers the megaphone, shocked.

"Oh, shit! Verosika!" Blitzo said

"Did you just say 'Verosika'?" Violet growled as she poked her head out of the window.

"Blitz-o." Verosika blows a bubble of pink gum before it pops.

"I should have known you'd be here. I could smell fish for miles, which is odd. Because, I believe the nearest ocean is..." Blitzo falls and faceplants onto the ground before standing up, "...three Rings DOWN!"

"And I should have known you'd be here when I heard the Amber Alerts." Verosika said

"Oh, yeah?" Blitzo said

"I'm surprised they let your fat ass outta rehab. I can see you're still a drunken whore, clutching onto that Beelzejuice bottle like it's the last cock in Hell!" Violet said, getting out of the van

Verosika flips her long hair back dramatically,"They let me out because I'm still famous. And rehab is for sad, loser wash-ups." She takes a drink from her bottle and wipes her mouth with her thumb, "So, your sister says "Hi"."

Blitzo angrily steps in front of Verosika, "Why are you parkin' here?! This is the ONLY parking spot my company has! So take your tampon race car somewhere else!"

"Actually, prick. It has my name on it." Verosika points down to her name written in purple spray paint by their feet. I.M.P is crossed out on the ground.

"I'm doing a bit of freelance for one of the infinitely more successful companies in the building..."

"No way..." Loona said, looking out from the van

"...and they wanted to have me come in this week to lead their team during spring break." Verosika said

"A WEEK?! No, no, you are NOT parking here for a fuckin' week!" Violet said

"Awww, you mad, Blitz-o and Vi-Vi? You gonna run off, leaving someone else to pay for the hotel room, steal their car and run..."

"...run three rings to Wrath and max MY credit cards on shitty horse riding lessons?!" Blitzo/Violet/Verosika said

"Goddamn it whore, you will NOT let that go!" Blitzo said

"Choke on a sandpaper cock." Verosika flips him the bird and walks away while Loona fearfully lowers her head in the van.

Blitzo follows Verosika, "HOLD ON! You better move that pussy wagon right now, or I'm gonna..."

A towering muscular Hellhound appears behind Blitzo and growls, "You'll what?" The hellhound growled

"Or I'll... uh... uh, I- I'll call HR!" Blitzo said in fear

"Seriously, Blitzo?" Violet said

Verosika, Blitzo and the Hellhound laugh as if in a sitcom.

"Anyway, meet my new Hellhound, Vortex. Unlike you, he actually does his job well." Verosika said

Verosika leaves with her bodyguard. She glances over her shoulder as she flips Blitzo off, "Ta-ta, fuck stain." Verosika said

"Ugh, I wasted so much time with a bag of holes like that." Blitzo said

Loona kicks van door open and steps out, "You guys know Verosika Mayday?!"

"Huh...? Oh, yeah. Her, yeah. We dated." Blitzo said

"Was it before or after she became a pop star?" Millie asked

"You dated a pop star?!" Moxxie yelled, getting out of the van

"Okay, why are you all acting like that's such a shock? I dated Violet." Blitzo said

"Hellooo, it's Verosika Mayday and plus, Violet's a princess." Loona said

"It's you?" Millie said

"I just... Is she blind??" Moxxie said

"Is she suffering some form of brain damage?" Ezra said

"Okay, look, you are all making this into a way bigger deal than it needs to be. I don't pry into your stupid personal lives."

"You do that all the time, sir!" Moxxie said

"Come on, you kinda do that." Millie said

"You totally do that." Loona said

"Yeah, I gotta agree with them on this one, Blitzo." Violet said

Millie grins mischievously, eyelids lowering, "What was sex with her like?"

"Millie!" Moxxie yelled in shock

"Whaaaat?! It's a pop star! You'd wanna know what sex with Michael Crawford was like." Millie said

"...Touché." Moxxie said

"Okay, look, let's just drop it! Millie, j- find a temporary spot for that truck." Blitzo said and tosses the keys to Millie, who gleefully catches them and runs to the driver's side. "Okay, Loonie, Violet, Ezra, and Moxxie, let's go handle this shit."

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(I.M.P. Headquarters)

Loona, Moxxie, Violet, Ezra and Blitzo stepping out of an elevator.

"So what? Did you guys have a threesome or something?" Ezra asked

"How do you know what a threesome is?" Violet asked, turning to Ezra

"I'll give you one word: Blitzo." Ezra said, pointing at him

"Do you think they saw me? Fuck! I did my makeup shitty today!" Loona said

"Oh, you look perfect, Loonie! Like always~" Blitzo said

"Shut up, da-" Loona cuts herself off as Blitzø's eyes sparkle, "Blitzø!" she shoves him away and checks her makeup in her mirror, accidentally bumping into Verosika's hellhound, Vortex, "Oh, whoa..." she starts to blush, wagging her tail as he looks at her.

"Aww, little Loonie has a crush." Violet smiled

"What? No... just shut up." Loona said

"Hiiii, big man. Where's your bitch bag of an employer?" Blitzo said

Vortex motions to a nearby room with neon pink hearts over double doors. "V" and "M" are spray-painted on the door windows across from the I.M.P. office room, "She's in her office. There wasn't room on the second floor, so they rented one here on this one. It's cheaper." Vortex said

"Oh, COME ON!" Violet/Blitzo yelled

"Sorry, man." Vortex said and then walks away

"Oh, no you don't, bitch." Violet said

"Vi... how about you let me go in and try to reason with her? I don't really listen to what's classified as "pop genre" music, so her status to me is name recognition alone..."

Blitzo and Violet tune Moxxie out with a glare.

"In my opinion, her music is a bit derivative of-" Mo

"Moxxie, shut the fuck up!" Blitzo said

"Alrighty, then." Moxxie said and then walks over to Verosika's office. He pushes open the doors and goes inside. The silhouettes of Moxxie, Verosika and her gang of demons are seen through the glass window.

"Hello, Miss Verosika, was it? I work for I.M.P, and it is actually rather important for us to retain the singular parking space we were assigned, because-"

"Aw! Look at the little one! He's got a wittle bowtie!" one of the succubuses say making some of the other succubuses laugh.

"Please don't condescend me, ma'am. I—" Moxxie said

"Want a kissy, little guy?" Another succubus asked

"A kind offer, but... I'm married." Moxxie said

The gang of demons surround Moxxie, "Hey... why don't you send a little message from me back to your limp-dick... boss?"

The demon silhouettes bare their fangs over Moxxie to sexually assault him.

"Don't touch that!" Moxxie yelled

Blitzo and Violet press their hands against the window, "Moxxie, don't let her access any of your holes!"

Moxxie races back into the hall, panting with his back against the door. He walks past them, battered and shaken with red lipstick kisses all over his face.

"I... I gotta go lie down... now." Moxxie said

"Oh, this won't STAND!" Blitzo yelled

Blitzo and Violet kick both doors open, causing Verosika and her gang to notice.

"Alright...! *bleep* THAT'S IT!" Blitzo stomps toward Verosika.

"If you're gonna be shitty to my employees, then I challenge you to a fuckin'... challenge!" Blitzo said

"Fuck Blitzo, you said that twice." Violet growled

"Mmmm... Is this imp boy and his royal bitch starting a demon duel?" One of the succubus asked

"I think they are!" Verosika leans in toward Blitzo and Violet

"What's the game then, your highness?" Verosika hissed

"Every year, you STD spreaders go up topside for easy pickin's while spring break is a prime time for crime of all kinds!" Blitzo said

"So I bet... you succu-bitches can't fuck as many people as we can off by the end of the day." Violet said

The succubi laugh as Blitzo and Violet glares and they stop laughing.

"Oh, you're serious?" Verosika said and then she leaned towards Violet and Blitzo, "Game on... bitch."

"All right, shut your assholes. Here's how we're gonna do this shit." Blitzø starts to explain his plan via some drawings, "First, we find a fuckton of clients, we portal up, we have our fun murder time as per usual, we pile all the bodies into a big fucking canoe, we push said canoe into some water, we light it on fire to attract the sharks and eagles and shit maybe a goose too. Fuck it! They cone and eat the bodies, we win the bet, we rub it in that sloppy bitch's drunken, whore ass face. Do you have any questions?"

"Uh, yeah. Why was that nonsense?" Moxxie asked

"That wasn't a question." Violet said

"That wasn't a plan." Moxxie said

"I'm sorry, but that was a flawless presentation of what we should do, Mox. It's not my fault you got a smooth little brain upstairs." Blitzo said, putting his arm around Moxxie

"A what now?" Moxxie asked

"He's calling you slow, Mox" Ezra said

"Thanks Ezra. God, why don't you learn to take criticism, you  talentless baby dicked troll?!" Blitzo said as he poked Moxxie's chest

"Well, why don't you take an art class?" Moxxie said pointing at him while also climbing over the table

"Why don't you see how expensive they are?!" Blitzo said, dropping Moxxie back into his chair

"Hey, is there a way I can come with you guys this time?" Loona asked

"Can I come too, mom?" Ezra asked

"Absolutely not, I forbid it. Not gonna happen. Sorry, sweetie." Violet said

"Spring break is no place for young, vulnerable goth kids. You know the kind of FREAKS up there who'd drool all over you!" Blitzo said and everyone stares at the camera ahead of them.

"Well, Ezra and I can blend in with humans easy enough. Just let us tag along." Loona said

"Wait, say that again." Blitzo said

"We can... blend in...?" Ezra said

"Do you two have a human disguise?" Millie asked

"Yeah. Don't you?" Loona asked

The three imps and Violet nervously look at each other, eyes side to side.

"You four have been screwing around on Earth this whole fucking time... without human disguises?!" Loona yelled

"Are you kidding me?" the teenage imp looked over at his mother, "Mom, I thought you had a human disguise."

"Wait Vi, we dated for four years and you didn't tell me you had a human disguise?"

"I didn't think it was necessary." Violet said

"Okay, new plan! Loonie and Ezra can help lure the humans to us and we'll take care of the rest. Okay, how about that?" Blitzø sketches up the new part of the plan.

"Flawless logic." Millie said

"I think you're missing the biggest issue, sir. Isn't it crucial to have a client who demands enough kills to win this bet? We aren't just going up to massacre!" Moxxie said

"Moxxie has a point there, Blitzo." Violet said

"I got that covered, Vi." Blitzo said

..........

The imp puts a paper flier onto a pole, "Now, we wait."

"Sir, there is no way we are going to get enough clients by the end of the day with one poorly spelled bad grammar flier." Moxxie gets cut off when a bunch of demons line up to look at the flier.

"You were saying, Mox." Violet smirked

Blitzo grins smugly and elbows Moxxie, "Now, who's first?" Blitzo said as he strolls toward the other demons.

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Blitzo, Moxxie, Millie, Violet, Ezra and Loona hide behind coral-covered rocks under a dock.

"Now, remember, we can't be seen, alright? And loose shots will likely cause a panic, so Loona can help with leading targets to a better spot to off 'em." Violet said

"You got the list, Loonie and Ezra?" Blitzo said

Loona skims a long list in her hands and gives it a sniff as Ezra looks over it.

"Got it." Loona/Ezra said

The two stand up and transform into their human disguises.

(A/N Note : This is Ezra's human disguise)

"Oh my god, Ezzie, look at you. My little boy looks so damn cute. I could cry." Violet said

"Woah...Loonie, look at you. You look...downright awful! I am so proud!" Blitzø gets teary eyed as Loona rolls her eyes, "Now fetch!"

"Hey kid, how about you take the girls and I'll take the guys, okay?" Loona said

"Oh, yeah yeah, I was going to suggest that too." Ezra nervously laughed

The imps carry out their killing spree as Loona and Ezra lured targets to them.

"That's nine kills in the bag! I like to see that waily snatch orgasm that many–" Blitzo said

"Alright, spring breakers! Y'all ready to get fucked up and make some BITCHIN' BAD CHOICES?!" Verosika yelled

The audience cheers.

"Verosika!" A fanboy yelled as he ripped apart his shirt

"This is your final boarding call. All aboard~" Verosika yelled

Verosika launches into "Vacay to Bonetown". "Fuck you Blitzo and Violet" appears on the screens.

Blitzo and Violet growl like a rabid animal.

Verosika: ♫ Pack your bags. Sun's out. Take a vacay, babe. Take it straight to bone town. ♫

The humans make out with others around them, they kiss, hug, and grind on each other. A disguised Milky shows a human a popsicle with semen-like saliva on it as several other succubi and incubi grin and sneak up on the humans as Verosika continues singing.

Verosika: (off-screen) ♫ V-time, free time, baby, relax. Self-care, no hair, Brazilian wax. Hornt up succu-bus to the beach. Catch some rays while catching some D. ♫

"God DAMMIT! That bitch started her goadish mating call! Now, she's gonna win all these sex maniacs!" Blitzo yelled

"We gotta pick things up, guys!" Violet said

"He on the list, Loonie?" Blitzo asked, pointing at the vomiting man

"Huh? Yeah... I- I think so." A distracted Loona looks at Vortex guarding the stage.

"Good!" Blitzo said as he took out a red and black ax.

"Oh, whoa! What are you? A leprechaun?" The man laughed

"Yeah... pretty cool, huh?" Blitzo kills him with his ax. "But you sure as shit ain't gonna tell nobody!" Violet said

"All right, next one, Loonie. Come on. Loonie, wait where-" Blitzø looks around to find his daughter gone, "WHERE'S MY BABY?!"

"Look!" Moxxie yelled, pointing at the stage

Loona is seen walking towards Vortex. Blitzo notices, and quickly turns to seething anger.

"Oh come on Blitzo, give Loona a break okay. She's old enough to make her own decisions." Violet said

Loona checks her makeup as two men French kissing fall to the ground at her feet, and someone offscreen throws their bikini top which lands on Loona's head.

The fanboy runs toward Verosika on stage as she sings the next chorus in "Vacay to Bonetown '' but Vortex notices and punches him into the ground, head first. He drags the man away in the distance.

Loona walks over toward Vortex, avoiding a French-kissing couple and tossing aside a bra, but is stopped by Josh, who smirks at her, eyebrows raised. She backhands him hard.

"Now, who wants a piece of this?!" Verosika said and she tosses her Beelzejuice bottle into the ocean, creating a golden spillage. A catfish appears, which rapidly grows into a monster.

Loona walks over nervously toward Vortex.

"Heyyyy... you...!" Loona said, nervously said

"Oh, hey. You're the hound workin' for my boss's freaky ex." Vortex said

"Yeah. Sorry if that's weird." Violet said

"It's cool. Her beef ain't mine. I'm not paid enough to care." Vortex said

"Yeah! Yeah. I'm Loona!" Loona said in a nervous tone and smiled

"Okay." Vortex laughed a little before repeating her nervous tone and smiled, "I'm Vortex!" he laughs some more.

"That's hot." Loona suddenly blushes, "I mean like literally you know because vortexes, you know, they give off heat. Probably. Right?"

Vortex shrugs, "Uh, yeah. I guess. But my friends call me Tex."

"Oh yeah? I wish I had friends." Loona nervously laughs, "I mean no, I mean, I don't. I...I don't have friends."

"Am I... interrupting something?" Blitzo asked, standing in between them

"Nah, man. Just having a conversation." Vortex said

""Conversation" leads to HPV!" Blitzo said, poking Vortex

Moxxie, Violet, Ezra, and Millie hide behind metal barrels.

"And... we've lost him." Moxxie sighed

"It's looking like it's up to us to handle this list." Ezra said

"Hell yeah! Team M and M with Ezra and Violet, gettin' shit done, makin' the moneys!" Millie said

"You guys go ahead, I'm going to try and calm Blitzo down." Violet said and then walks away

Moxxie, Ezra, and Millie run off in the sunset and kill more people starting with the ice cream shop before jumping over the rooftop to kill some more.

"Blitzo, get the fuck out of here! You're gonna get us all into shit!" Loona said

"I just wanted to see what was so important that you'd be distracted from your job." Blitzo said

"What, I can't have a break?" Loona asked

"We have a parking spot on the line!" Blitzo yelled

"Oh christ on a stick Blitzo, Loona is old enough to make her own decisions, come on we just talked about this." Violet said

"You're not helping." Blitzo said

"Hey, dude. Why don't you chill out?" Vortex said

"Why don't you stay out of it?! Okay, this is our business! Literally!" Blitzo yelled in frustration

"Fuck, Blitzo! Why can't you stay out of my face for, like, five minutes?!" Loona groaned

"Because, Violet and I adopted you! And that should mean something!"

"Oh, what does it matter?! You guys aren't my real parents! I was almost eighteen!" Loona said

"It still counts!" Blitzo said

"Well, it shouldn't! I didn't need you then, asshole! I don't, now!" Loona said

Millie, Ezra, and Moxxie hide behind a table with steel barrels of beer. Millie loads a crossbow for Moxxie to take it. He peeks over and prepares to shoot when a human man comes over and throws the beer can down.

"Wooo! Yeah! Party! Let's do thiiiss!" Someone yelled

One of the humans knock the cans aside, sending Moxxie, Ezra, and Millie into the air. Moxxie lands in front of dozens of people.

"Eggggh! Oh my god, it's a fucking possum!" A woman yelled in disgust

"Oh, crumbs!" Moxxie tries to get away, but one of the partygoers catches him by the tail.

"I got it!" One of the human said

A male picks up Moxxie and shoves him into a barrel of beer. The group cheer about "beer possum" as they take turns volleying the barrel away. Moxxie drinks the beer inside and gets drunk.

"Beer possum! Beer possum!" One of the humans yelled

"Get ready to get fucked up!" Another human yelled

"Ready to get fuuucked!" Another yelled

"Uh... Blitzo... I'm-" Loona tries to apologize

"Enjoy your break, Loonie. I'm gonna go kill something!" Blitzo said and walks away

"Ugggh..."

"Sorry about that guys." Violet said, following after him

"Damn, girl. That was savage. You okay?" Vortex said, putting a comfortable hand on her shoulder

"Yeah, I'm fine. He'll get over it. He always does." Loona blushed

"I'm glad you could stick up for yourself, at least. Mmm! Takes guts." Vortex said

"Thanks." Loona said

Millie and Ezra run behind a few stacks of beer kegs toward a wobbling barrel. Millie opens it and the barrel tips over. Moxxie burps as the beer spills out onto the ground.

"Moxxie!" Millie said

"Millieee! Hiiii! Hey. Hey, when did you get four heads? I wanna kiss 'em." Moxxie drunkenly said

"Oh great, he's drunk." Ezra said

Millie picks up the drunken Moxxie.

The fish monster emerges from the ocean. The humans and the succubus saw the monster. The monster crushes a relaxing human, sending blood everywhere. The humans scream and run away. Blitzo looks at the monster as he finishes choking another man. The fish monster roars.

"Ooooh! Fish."

The monster wraps its tongue around Moxxie, pulls him closer and closes its mouth.

"Hehehe... Weeeeee..."

Millie spots a spring breaker with a cocktail and kills him with a knife. She lights a cloth on fire and tosses a Molotov cocktail at the fish. The fish loses balance and falls down. Millie rushes into the ocean and slices up the fish's body with her knife. She pries open the monster's mouth, seeing Moxxie punching the monster's uvula. She reaches out her hand toward Moxxie, who briefly gives her a high five. She grabs hold of him and slices the tongue, freeing both of them.

Moxxie smiles, closes his eyes and spreads his arms as he flies. He lands into Violet's arms.

"Heyyy Violet, will you be the godmother of our children." Moxxie said

"Of course, sweetie." Violet said

"You're the best, mom." Moxxie said

"Did you hear that Blitzo, he called me mom." Violet said

Blitzo rolls his eyes in annoyance.

A human man celebrates after avoiding getting hit from the tongue, but Blitzo kills him with his flintlock out of annoyance. Moxxie laughs hysterically.

Inside of the monster's mouth, Millie punches the tongue as the monster spits her out as Millie starts wrestling with it.

"I love that woman~" Moxxie said as his tail made a heart shape.

"Oh, she totally pegs you, doesn't she?" Blitzo asked

Millie leaps into the air with her knife and lands inside the monster. She slices off his stomach from the inside before tiredly making her way back to shore.

"Ohhhh, yeah, way to show off, Mils!" Ezra yelled

"Is Mox okay?" Millie asked

"Oh, yeah. He's fine." Blitzo said, dropping Moxxie

Millie holds Moxxie in her arms as Moxxie grins with a doped expression. "Thiiiis is funny. I'm sooooo... drinky." Millie hugs Moxxie, happily laughing.

"Ooookay, this is too wholesome for my liking." Blitzo said

"Blitz-o. Violet." Verosika said

"Oh, perfect. That must be the whores!" Violet said

"That was handled rather... obvious... Don't you think?" Verosika asked

"I don't think this belonged to any of us." Millie tosses the flask back to Verosika, who catches it, then drop-passes it to Milky.

"Would be a shame if anyone found out you guys were behind a giant monster fish in the human world." Ezra said

"Oh, Satan! You're gonna be so... FUUUUCKED!" Moxxie said, laughing drunkenly

"Yeah, well... you five nasty-ass gremlins will be in shit for not being in disguises!" Verosika said

"Uh hello, do you not see me bitch? I am in my human disguise." Ezra said

"A human called me a possum. I am not a possum!" Moxxie said as face planted onto the ground

"Y'know, we could keep this little B-movie scene on the down low if you agree to let us use that parking space." Blitzo said, scooting Moxxie away

"...Fine." Verosika said

"WE FUCKIN' WOOOOOOON!!!" Blitzo laughs triumphantly

"Fuck YEAH!" Millie yelled

"IN YOUR FACE, BIIIITCH!" Violet yelled

"Come on, let's get out of here. Tex!" Verosika scoffed

"Well... guess it's time to bounce. But, hey, if you're ever down to party, I'll give you a ring sometime." Vortex said

"Really? I mean, heh...yeah. Yeah." Loona said

"Yeah! My girlfriend throws a ton of crazy hound parties." As Vortex mentions his girlfriend, Loona's expression shifts into dejection.

"Nice. Can't wait for my first one." Loona deadpanned

"Let's get you some friends, girl." Vortex gives her a playful punch before following Verosika. Loona looks downcast at seeing Vortex leave.

"Come on, Loonie Tooney! Let's go back and park our fat fuckin' car in our fat fuckin' space!" Blitzo said

"Don't worry Loonie, there's going to be plenty of hellhounds for you." Violet said

"Do you really think so?" Loona asked

"I know so." Violet said

Loona ran over to Violet and hugged her, "Thank you, mom." Loona said and she fell through the portal.

"Yes, she finally called me mom." Violet said and fell through the portal

Blitzo jumps up and mockingly flips the double bird through the portal, making Verosika growl in anger and her eye twitch.

Verosika and her gang huddle together in fear as the police, a clown, and a mine robot surround them, guns pointed.

"PUT YOUR HANDS UP, YOU SICK DEVIANTS!" An officer yelled

"Alright, sluts. *raises her hands in the air in defeat and dismay* Get ready to suck a lot of pig dick." Verosika said

Her gang all sigh and groan in disgust as they raise their hands in defeat.