Behold! Another one of my scrapped ideas! I wrote this during You're My Sunshine when Sans and the reader were trapped in a snowstorm and were telling stories by firelight. This was one of them. It's short and sweet! Enjoy!

You were tempted to ask for a romance comedy, but it got the better of you when you remembered how you didn't want him to figure out about your feelings towards him. So, you just left out the romance part. You could use a laugh. Of course, he gave you one.

"once upon a time, karaoke night happened at grillby's. of course, i was there, so i know. everybody's rocking out, having a great time, when all of the sudden, a familiar monster strolls in through the door... it was jerry! as soon as the last person stopped singing, jerry picked up the microphone..."

You gasp and begin to giggle. "How did the people react?! What did they do?!" You just had to know.

Sans shook his head and laughed. "it was chaos! someone tried to steal the microphone from jerry, but he obviously failed. about two seconds later, i heard this loud, screechy noise. sounded kinda like... ScrEeEEEEEeEEeYyEeEEeeEEch!!" he said impersonating the noise.

You burst out laughing at the story. Sans was laughing as well. You take a deep breath and continue listening to the story.

"i soon realized that the horrible screeching noise wasn't jerry singing, though. it was actually the greater dog scratching his nails on a chalkboard because it wanted to leave so bad. jerry hadn't even started singing yet. his singing was much worse... i never knew that grown dogs could cry from someone singing... it was like people were dying... poor grillby... i was actually enjoying it. until... crash!!!!! all the windows broke and there was glass all over the floor. not just the windows, but all glass in the entire building just shattered. it was a disaster. that was about when everyone snapped. grillby started attacking jerry with a vacuum cleaner and all the dogs of the royal guard were swinging knives everywhere. everyone was screaming and i couldn't take it anymore! ya wanna know what i did?" asked Sans.

"What?"

"i blew up the place, begged you to do a reset, erased your memory, and then told grillby about what happened and that's why we've never had a karaoke night there."

"Man..., that must've been horrible!" you say.

"welp, i did remember laughing at one thing."

"What was it?" you ask.

"ScrEeEEEEEeEEeYyEeEEeeEEch!!"

The End! XD

(Yes, Sans talks in all lowercase letters. My computer hates me right now).