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"Guess what?"

It was a early Sunday morning and John decided it was a good idea to wake me out of my sleep.

"What?" I asked as I leaned on the doorway still rubbing eyes to adjust to the brightness outside.

"My mum lives right around here." John said excitedly.

I never seen him this nervous yet happy. Just excited in general.

"Your mum?" I asked
"You mean she lives right around the fucking corner? How didn't you know?" I asked as I stepped onto the porch barefoot.

"My cousin just told me. I had to tell you about it because I wanted you to come with me to meet me mum." John asked.

"Me? Why me?" It was almost kind of honoring.

"Because I trust you. And because you were the only person available at the time." He said the last sentence in a chuckle.

"Screw you, and who said I'm not a busy person? You don't know I have other shit to do." I said as I went back inside the house. John followed and closed the door behind him

"Like what argue with your mum?" John said in a chuckle.

"Ye that's one of em." I mumbled as I went up the stairs.

I turned around to see John waiting by the stairwell.

"C'mon stop your lollygagging and come up 'ere." I said gesturing him up to my bedroom.

"Oooh are ye gonna give me a strip tease then?" John said as he went up the stairs.

I went into my room, and John sat on my bed.

"I want you to give me fashion advice." I said in a American valley girl voice.

"Oi I almost thought you were an American bird." John laughed.

"So these are the only 2 fancy dresses in my closet, which one?" I asked as I pulled both of them out.

"Whichever one makes your tits look bigger." John laughed as he dramatically kicked his feet up in the air.

I grabbed the nearby snow globe on my dresser and pretended as if I was going to throw it at him.

He held his arm up in defense.

"Which one?" I asked once more.

"The white and black one." He pointed .
I threw the other dress across the room. And laid the one John chose beside me.

I pulled my thin short night gown over my head and threw it at Lennon's face.

He just continue to sit there with my night gown over his head.

I laughed at his silliness as I unzipped the dress and put my legs through it.

I pulled the dress up but it wouldn't really fit, I had these dresses for 3 years so that explains it. I kept twisting in it to get it over my hips.

I looked up and the nightgown wasn't over his face anymore, instead I see an amused John admiring my body in silence.
"This is better than any other dirty magazines I had."

"Oh shut it, I know you've seen me changing somehow you perv." I said as I finally gotten it over my hips.

"Zip me." I said as I turned my back to him.
John got up and slowly zipped me up.
His knuckle slightly touched my back as he zipped me all the way up.

Before I could even speak.
I felt John kissing my neck.
It felt amazing, but he should've did that before I put this incredibly tight dress on.

"John stop it, I'm not gonna shag ye. You know how long it took me to put this on? And my hair looks really good today." I said as I walked off towards the bathroom.

"I always pick the wrong timing to shag don't I?" John asked as he leaned on the bathroom doorway

"It was never going to happen anyway." I said as I put on mascara in the mirror.

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Me and John looked pretty nice together.
We're both dressed in our best outfits, and I'm in something I wouldn't usually wear;
While the both of us are in front of his mum's door.

"Well aren't ye gonna knock?" I nudged him.

"You do it." John said as he fixed his hair for the thousandth time.

"John I swear your hair is gonna fall out once your through." I said as I knocked on the door.

"Shut it." He said as he put his comb away.

We didn't have wait too long, but I could tell for John it was taking ages.

Soon enough the door opens.
There appeared a soft looking lady.

"Mum?"

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